More Awful Than You! September: WTF?

[Liveangel]

I'm hoping October will be fugly tops...
I need to find a use of the excess leftover from the August More Awful Than You.

I stand corrected.  I still want fugly tops for October (the same month as my RL birthday - go ahead, Pes, mock me for celebrating getting older) but I NEED EYE BLEACH FOR THE MR. KRABS!
Ok, the main reason I came here is to submit this TSR... thing. It seems to fit Pescado's definition of WTF.

So? He uploaded it so he can show that he took a Maxis texture, then MS paint-ed it with the defalut MS paint colours, which is someting a new born earthworm could do!!! How's that for beating the sawed terlet???
The moron who is gulity for this, Ry Oman, calls this his Multi Dress. I call it a Maxis texture that has been MS paint-ed on and looks worse than Carla Niven (the first thing that sprang to mind when I saw it) but I guess Mr Paysite Resource thinks that is too long a title.

this is my multi color dress! dont upload to the exchange.

Who and why would anyone want to do that?

awsome dress ry oman! glad i taught you this

Umm... yeah... about that last comment... I dunno whether to A) point and laugh in absolute hysterics , B) gwap and gasp in absolute shock , or C) shrug and walk away in absolute indecision .
Oh, I'm done with the eye bleach for today, feel free to use it *passes the eye bleach around*

[Zeljka]

Zoidberg would be pretty cool if he doesn't turn out like these Spongebob characters using the same crab dealies:

http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=230226

Wow, I wish I'd seen that in time for the worst celebrity look a like contest...that looks nothing like Mr. Krabs.

*snickers

[Zazazu]

<scary dress pic>

I believe that is undeniable proof that TSR has no standards.

[eevilcat]

Scary dress was only submitted last week which makes it completely unforgivable as skinning has moved on somewhat since the early days - even your basic 'how to' will teach enough to create something presentable. Unfortunately, it also disqualifies the entry as it was posted after the start of the contest.

[Ellatrue]

I don't think we should have this "posted before the start of the contest" rule. If it is posted by the end of the contest, IMO, it is fair game.

[Gwill]

I think that rule is mostly to prevent blatant cheating.

[J. M. Pescado]

If that rule were not in place, someone would make something horrible specifically for the dubious honor of winning. It makes no sense, of course, but you know how *F*s are.

[Zazazu]

If that rule were not in place, someone would make something horrible specifically for the dubious honor of winning. It makes no sense, of course, but you know how *F*s are.

F's would be totally afraid that someone would find out they were cheating and cry. The attention-whore thing is an E thing, and should be trumped by the F.

[J. M. Pescado]

I see this as being a typical high-E F behavior. They don't think these things through enough to worry about that. Perhaps some kind of EFP would do this.

[Tchan]

Wow, these are some weird-ass things. I'm not sure I can find anything that would top any of this! Though I do remember an incontinence hack somewhere on the web. Why on earth do we want an incontinence hack?! Just have elders!

There's also the blue-to-yellow pee hack, which confuses me. But I'm too lazy to get pictures, I'm afraid...I'm not actually entering this, just merely stating a fact. ^^

[julialenn]

There's also the blue-to-yellow pee hack, which confuses me. But I'm too lazy to get pictures, I'm afraid...I'm not actually entering this, just merely stating a fact. ^^

You mean you prefer it when your sims pee blue?
now THAT I find confusing.

[Tchan]

Oh no, not at all! It's more realistic. It's just...why take the time and effort to fix it?!

[Zazazu]

There's also the blue-to-yellow pee hack, which confuses me. But I'm too lazy to get pictures, I'm afraid...I'm not actually entering this, just merely stating a fact. ^^

It's from here, silly.

[Tchan]

Good grief, really?! Wow, I must seem like a moron, but I really didn't know. I never come here. I think last night was probably the first time. I just knew it existed via the grapevine. ^^ Sorry!

[julialenn]

There's also the blue-to-yellow pee hack, which confuses me. But I'm too lazy to get pictures, I'm afraid...I'm not actually entering this, just merely stating a fact. ^^

It's from here, silly.

I was going to add that, but I don't yet have a poking stick.

[Assmitten]

There's also the blue-to-yellow pee hack, which confuses me. But I'm too lazy to get pictures, I'm afraid...I'm not actually entering this, just merely stating a fact. ^^

It's from here, silly.

I was going to add that, but I don't yet have a poking stick.

Well, you know what they say. The answer to most problems on the Interweebs is to LURK MOAR.

I'm sure this won't win the big prize, but this one is a WTF for me.



So this little gem, spelled variously as "deodorant" and "deoderant," claims to raise your sims' hygiene levels. WHY? WHY? WHY? I ask you. What a waste of time and space. Ah well, the commenters seem to enjoy the realism it brings. Bonus points to the creator for "dubious" use of quotation marks in the "description," which is always good for "mild" "lulz."

[Tchan]

Normally I'd LURK MOAR, but I wanted to show how not awesome I am...ah, I suck and I know it, it's okay. ^^


And...surprisingly enough, I like that. It's stupid, pointless and unnecessary, but I do like it. I think I may have gone, "Cool," when first discovering it--before promptly deciding there was no way it was going in my game. I'm not THAT stupid.


Searching MTS2, I discovered this, which is a bit weird: http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=121638 Bed-wetting! For children, at least--not the incontinence hack but close. The incontinence hack was way more disturbing, and it wasn't Inge's version.

I think this is pretty WTF too, seeing as there was no reason for it at all: http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=170014 It's disqualified, being that it was posted after this contest, but honestly. WHY? Same with this: http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=170102 But moreso the first, being that it's just a hacked bed and there isn't any reason for it.



Okay, okay, I can actually submit this:

What the hell?! Why...? Why on earth would anyone want that?! And there's ones on a bed, in a toilet, a shower, a sink...just...why?! It's a white blob.


((I'm aware I've got nothing on the Eye-tree or the boobwall, but I tried. ))

[Assmitten]

Naked guy...pron...is that...JIZZ? 

[Tchan]

I would say yes, or that at least it THINKS it is, if it weren't for the fact it's a WTF WHITE PUDDLE?!!!!

I'd suggest you take a look at the toilet one--it's really, REALLY disturbing. There's splodges on the wall, and the floor, and the toilet--bloody good stamina, this guy has! And no cleaning skills whatsoever! And no concept of aim.

Proof:



(Notice how the...white sticky stuff...on the toilet has been tastefully shaped so it looks the same as a crude version of what it came out of--or, alternately, a mushroom or jellyfish. Nice, eh?)

[witch]

I would say yes, or that at least it THINKS it is, if it weren't for the fact it's a WTF WHITE PUDDLE?!!!!

I'd suggest you take a look at the toilet one--it's really, REALLY disturbing. There's splodges on the wall, and the floor, and the toilet--bloody good stamina, this guy has! And no cleaning skills whatsoever!

Good for a Victorian mental hospital scenario maybe, if the blobs didn't actually look like blobs and more like smeared faeces. Not that I'm planning to go look. If that white blob is supposed to be, as Assmitten so elegantly puts it, jizz, then I suspect it would be a waste of a click.

[kuronue]

oh, well, as long as we're looking at sexy sims 2:

http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=95619&highlight=realistic  "the Rare cockihorn!". Because every woman wants a neon green penis strapped to her forehead.

http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=30887&highlight=realistic "nasty underthings" - "Sexy, sheer purple undies or lingerie. Available for adult female in all clothing categories. Works with medium skin tone. Oh yeah, also includes a giant gaping hole in the abdomen with exposed viscera."

in a similar vein.. http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=30789&highlight=realistic  burned or diseased skintone

I wanted to submit the penis as long as a sim's forearm, but I seem to have lost it again >.> Above linked rather than imaged due to... well, they're kinda disturbing and I'd rather not

[Liveangel]

Scary dress was only submitted last week which makes it completely unforgivable as skinning has moved on somewhat since the early days - even your basic 'how to' will teach enough to create something presentable. Unfortunately, it also disqualifies the entry as it was posted after the start of the contest.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind. But then again, here's what happend when Hecubus submitted the Meat Slab dress.

In the clothing category, I think I have to nominate infamous Meat Slab dress from Carla Niven. (I actually made the sacrifice and put this in my game and subjected a sim to its horrors. Here is the sad truth of the dress, as previously shown at PMBD:

7. Carla Niven is disqualified. We already know he'd win. Besides, Freewebs is not a real site.

Aw, Hec, I don't care if it's off limits. I hadn't seen it, and it gave me a good laugh, so thanks. Carla is permanently Honorable Mention status.

[Sapnish]

Sims2Sisters would like you to have this mesh to clutter up your lives. "Oh," you say, "that's a good idea, though. I hate that waist-line on the men's PJs that came with the base game." Then maybe you should have gotten the *free* REPLACEMENT from MTS2 8 months earlier...

[sloppyhousewife]

in a similar vein.. http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=30789&highlight=realistic  burned or diseased skintone

Actually, this skin would be perfect for apocalypse stories (not necessarily the challenge). Not that I would want to have it in my game.

Sims2Sisters would like you to have this mesh to clutter up your lives. "Oh," you say, "that's a good idea, though. I hate that waist-line on the men's PJs that came with the base game." Then maybe you should have gotten the *free* REPLACEMENT from MTS2 8 months earlier...

TSR sucks, that's old news. Still, I miss the WTFness here.

[FireFlyNine]

http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=95619&highlight=realistic  "the Rare cockihorn!". Because every woman wants a neon green penis strapped to her forehead.

http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=30887&highlight=realistic "nasty underthings" - "Sexy, sheer purple undies or lingerie. Available for adult female in all clothing categories. Works with medium skin tone. Oh yeah, also includes a giant gaping hole in the abdomen with exposed viscera."

in a similar vein.. http://www.sexysims2.com/showthread.php?t=30789&highlight=realistic  burned or diseased skintone

Moar pictures please? I really don't want to make an account on sexysims.com just to see some pictures.(Read: I made one before, but I losted it  )
We've all already seen the worst of the worst, I don't think anything would suprise me by now.