Iolanthe
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"They slept together cuz they were so drunk. Lord, they didn't even cook us breakfast and the fire department had to cumm cuz the stove made a fire!!!!"
Um... There's some sort of bizarre and sick implication here, I think...
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rohina
Horny Turkey
Grammar Police
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"So MEAN!"
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That story is saved by the sexually excitable firemen.
Don't believe me? Explain this:
"the fire department had to cumm cuz the stove made a fire"
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rosenshyne
Dimwitted Dunce
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We just moved from South PleasentView because of my abusive dad. I got raped when i was younger by hem, so my mom forbidds me to go see hem every again. We hope he doesn't find our house I love that he raped her, but she had to be FORBIDDEN from ever seeing him again. |
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Because the only valid lifestyle choices for a girl are preppy and emo, and if you're emo you have to cut.  silly kids! Don't they know that REAL emo kids don't cut, they just walk around loudly telling everybody that they do, and that they're going to kill themselves OMG TONITE!!!1111111, and then blast Linkin Park so loud they can't hear your sighs of utter disgust? It's a known fact that if you cut them they cry like little girls, after all. |
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Invisigoth
Peedrinker
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brianna brianna she thinks the world revolves around her she is the blond haired blue eyed beauty in the famliy my mum thinks she is perfect but shes not nobody is PERFECT mum thinks she is perfect just cause she has blond air like her blue eyes like her and wheres fancy pretty clothes like mum and as you can see yes she is trying to get attention at school she is 10 and in 5th grade and popular and all the boys at school love her if u aint popular u dont hang with her she thinks and yes she has a boyfriend at 10 years old That was literally painful to read. I just wanted to share my suffering with those of you who won't click BBS links. You're welcome. |
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Invisigoth, there's a reason why I don't click BBS links. You really didn't have to go to all that trouble.
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<br />Also, thank god for Google spellcheck. Otherwise, this post would be intelligible. <br /> <br />Declared \\\\\\\"Male\\\\\\\" by Pescado on 8th April, 2009 |
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Tyyppi
Horrible Halfwit
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Even more arrows in knees!
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My eyes! They're bleeding!
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witch
Breakfast of Champions!
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brianna brianna she thinks the world revolves around her she is the blond haired blue eyed beauty in the famliy my mum thinks she is perfect but shes not nobody is PERFECT mum thinks she is perfect just cause she has blond air like her blue eyes like her and wheres fancy pretty clothes like mum and as you can see yes she is trying to get attention at school she is 10 and in 5th grade and popular and all the boys at school love her if u aint popular u dont hang with her she thinks and yes she has a boyfriend at 10 years old Someone's jealous of her little sister... |
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sloppyhousewife
Lipless Loser
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That was literally painful to read. I just wanted to share my suffering with those of you who won't click BBS links. You're welcome.
You have actually read the whole thing  ? My brain went AWOL trying to read the third slide already... |
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"Getting attention here is like awakening Lovecraftian cosmic horrors. Don't do it." - J.M. Pescado  |
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Invisigoth
Peedrinker
Malodorous Moron
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INTP: pensive analytical skeptic.
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Kyna, I'm glad that I could have helped you! Just because you refuse to intentionally expose yourself to the BBS drivel doesn't mean you shouldn't have it forced on you! :-P
Sloppyhousewife, I may have skimmed parts of it, but only to protect my brain from exploding and my eyes from falling out.
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Iolanthe
Garrulous Gimp
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"Ive GOt a New HOtter Boyfriend THan My old One !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!He is So Sweet" This is from that person's blog. She also says she's thirteen. When I was thirteen, I think I'd begun to grasp the difficult concept of punctuation, somehow. Of course, I suppose we should pity her; she was clearly too busy pretending to slit her wrists and talk about death to pay attention in English class. I don't even want to know what her boyfriend is like... |
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Khaki
Exasperating Eyesore
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When I was thirteen, I think I'd begun to grasp the difficult concept of punctuation, somehow. Of course, I suppose we should pity her; she was clearly too busy pretending to slit her wrists and talk about death to pay attention in English class. I don't even want to know what her boyfriend is like...
Yes, and when I was 13, I was able to pick up a friggin dictionary, and I knew how to proofread. These idiots only have to click on google and type the fucking words and google says, "did you mean whatever " I mean, we used to have to physically pick up a book. And a dictionary is heavy. Now, I'm not perfect, I know that, but for goodness sake.... Arggg... sorry I'm getting a little excited. Ugh, my nephew is 7 and he writes better stories than these. And why not take some time, and write something you can actually be proud of. Or at least be proud of trying. * gets off soapbox...Anyway, this one is fun: http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=183493&asset_type=story&user_id=4419666Plot twists galore, and a surprise ending. Short and sweet too.... I await your reviews  |
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rohina
Horny Turkey
Grammar Police
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That's my dad. He never told us his real name, and Emily (my older sister) figured it out, but never told me. He is really nice. Very po mo. |
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That's my dad. He never told us his real name, and Emily (my older sister) figured it out, but never told me. He is really nice. Is his name Cthulhu by any chance?  |
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kuronue
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...who the fuck is "Jon" and why did he kill himself? did I miss a slide?
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Invisigoth
Peedrinker
Malodorous Moron
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...who the fuck is "Jon" and why did he kill himself? did I miss a slide?
If I followed this story correctly the dad has no name, but then the writer decides to call him "John" for one slide, and then on the next slide she changes it to "Jon". This story seems to be about random semi-connected shit that happened in her hood. Not a very good premise for a story. Now I'm tempted to take out some of my most random shots and string them together and call it a story. I have a great one of Santa peeing. |
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rohina
Horny Turkey
Grammar Police
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"So MEAN!"
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It's already better than that story by "Jammy".
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sloppyhousewife
Lipless Loser
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Oh my... search for horror and you'll get more than you've asked for... I won't be able to sleep for a long time *shudders*. |
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Invisigoth
Peedrinker
Malodorous Moron
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INTP: pensive analytical skeptic.
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What's with the red stocking hanging off of the maid's neck? Is it supposed to be blood? Also, no one knows where the maid went because the urn is being cleverly hidden under a red oval clearly made with MS Paint? WTF?
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Arina
Exasperating Eyesore
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I like the way everyone has crazy mood swings, particularly those kids. "Yay let's play! Now I kill you! Now let's have a nice family photo!"  I also like how everyone is facing totally random directions when they cry, and grandpa is hiding in the corner |
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rohina
Horny Turkey
Grammar Police
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That story should be called "The Typo Family." There's even a character called "Chirs".
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Khaki
Exasperating Eyesore
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 Wait, who's the killer? |
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Ellatrue
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And, for that matter, the handsome, the strong, and the pretty?
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