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Topic: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! (Read 189666 times)
Gwill
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #250 on:
2007 July 30, 12:56:17 »
I think the rape/sex thing has something to do with the way a girl's body suddenly mature so fast it overtakes the mind.
It's often been my impression that boys seem to crave sex before they're actually able to perform, while girls still has an idea about sex being something you do solely to reproduce long after their groin is screaming for action. In combination with social conventions that proclaim that good girls don't do that sort of thing, you get seriously confused young women. Basically, I think 13-year-old girls want sex, but what they don't want is a
sex partner
; they don't want sex with anyone in particular, just the sensation of sex. It's been a while since I was 13, but I seem to remember this feeling, although I wouldn't have been able to articulate it at the time, and now my memory is too faded to do it justice.
And when certain countries, which shall remain unnamed, limit sex education to "abstinence is the only way to avoid pregnancy", said girls will believe that every unprotected intercourse will inevitably result in at least one baby.
It's well documented (to the shame and denial of feminists everywhere) that many women fantasize about rape. I have no idea why that is, but I do know that fantasizing about rape does not in any way mean that women want to be raped. It's just a tool to get the mind in the right gear.
As for falling in love with the rapist; I have no idea what that's about. I can only attribute it to virgins not understanding sex, and certainly not rape. I don't think anyone who hasn't experienced it understands rape; I know I don't.
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notveryawesome
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #251 on:
2007 July 31, 00:59:13 »
And let's not forget that women are taught from a very young age that they are supposed to be passive. They are bombarded almost from birth by stories of Prince Charming coming to rescue the hapless princess from her tower (as opposed to the princess using her wits and skills to solve her own problems). Women are expected to remain passive, especially when it comes to their own sexuality. I think that women fantasise about rape because they don't want to take responsibility for their own urges and desires (it's somehow less 'dirty' when somebody forces it on you). I agree that this sort of thinking makes for some very confused young women.
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behold_the_muse
Blathering Buffoon
Posts: 63
Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #252 on:
2007 July 31, 01:02:55 »
Maybe women fantasize about rough sex or having an agressive partner and classify it as rape. I can't imagine wanting to be dragged into an alley, beaten until I can't move, and raped by some psycho.
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kuronue
Querulous Quidnunc
Posts: 1154
Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #253 on:
2007 July 31, 03:16:58 »
I love a good rape fantasy: I'm both rather sadistic and enjoy the image of a helpless girl beneath me (as when I read/watch good rape erolit/porn, I identify a lot with the man) as well as being rather controlling and dominating (so rape play, for me, is a way to force myself to let go and be the sub for once). However, I've a good healthy fear of actual rape, and nothing but disdain for these retarded stories which both glorify and retard the idea of rape fantasy all at once.
anyway, I'm sharing because I can give some idea of what, for me at least, the turn-on is. However, even being turned on by rape... these stories make me sad in my pants. They almost seem more like my friend who has a pregnancy fetish (*shudders*).
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Liveangel
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Meh.
Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #254 on:
2007 July 31, 06:20:20 »
:-XHere is another rape story.
I think the singer should sue this
warped
moron
The Rape of Amy ~~~ Amy Winehouse is a new resident to Driftwood, and his brutally raped and attemptedly murdered.
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Gwill
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #255 on:
2007 July 31, 08:23:11 »
Quote from: liveangel on 2007 July 31, 06:20:20
:-XHere is another rape story.
I think the singer should sue this
warped
moron
The Rape of Amy ~~~ Amy Winehouse is a new resident to Driftwood, and his brutally raped and attemptedly murdered.
That one doesn't come close to any of the previous rape stories. It's a dull cliché of a story, but it's unmistakably rape, not sex. It's neither as offensive or as blatantly clueless as any of the previous rape stories.
You know, what I'd really like to see now is just a single story of
attempted
rape. I wasnt to see the victim fight off her attacker and narrowly get away.
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Lana B
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #256 on:
2007 July 31, 09:45:46 »
Attemptedly murdered?
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Aggie
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #257 on:
2007 July 31, 10:14:51 »
Quote from: Lana B on 2007 July 31, 09:45:46
Attemptedly murdered?
That's what I was thinking. The most offensive part of that is the use of the word 'attemptedly.' On the plus side, if it
was
, in fact, a word, they would have at least spelled it correctly.
Oh yes, and there's also the part where she
dreamily
wonders if she's pregnant before she "realizes" that the baby would be that of her rapist.
Also, in
chapter two,
the author makes a rather poor grammatical error:
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The doctor let me stay in the hospital room, because
she too has raped
long ago.
That's so
sweet
; the nurse that has raped people in the past is letting her stay in the hospital room longer.
Ugh.
Quote
After I had completely recovered, and gained my confidence back by reading that article,
And just like that, reading an article in the paper that her rapist had been stabed to death in a robbery made everything
all
better. This story may not be the worst out there, but it is eye-rollingly silly.
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"Your baby is fine. It's forming slowly and it's the size of a limabean right now, but, SHE, is doing great."
So despite the fact that the fetus is pretty much still a zygote at the moment, the doctor can still tell that it's a girl. Oh, the miraculous technology they have in The Sims, I'm tellin' ya.
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Khaki
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #258 on:
2007 July 31, 10:44:35 »
Quote from: Denimjo on 2007 July 31, 10:14:51
Quote from: Lana B on 2007 July 31, 09:45:46
Attemptedly murdered?
That's what I was thinking. The most offensive part of that is the use of the word 'attemptedly.' On the plus side, if it
was
, in fact, a word, they would have at least spelled it correctly.
Good point. I love how these writers mercilessly fuck up easy little words, but then make up words and spell the made-up words correctly. Brilliant.
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BeastOfTraal
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #259 on:
2007 July 31, 12:59:15 »
From
The Rape of Amy
:
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I started thinking of the baby face. And those little baby hands, and those little baby feet. That new baby smell.
Oh, surprise, yet another raped victim who's pregnant and can't wait for the little bundle of joy! Does it ever occur to these people that, oh, I dunno, if you're abused and almost destroyed by rape, you might
just
want to abort the foetus? Any of them?
<Tumbleweed blows.>
NVA, I agree with everything you just said. Thank God for Shrek 3 in that at least the ladies did something.
Quote from: Khaki on 2007 July 31, 10:44:35
Good point. I love how these writers mercilessly fuck up easy little words, but then make up words and spell the made-up words correctly. Brilliant.
Technically, if you make up a word, you always spell it right. Who's to correct you?
I'd also like to provide
this waste of bandwidth
, appropriately described as 'racist and politically incorrect'. The author doesn't appear to have grasped that there is politically incorrect, and then there is FUNNY politically incorrect. Like South Park. All this person has done is throw together as many stereotypes and discriminative comments they could find in the playground and call it a 'story'.
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behold_the_muse
Blathering Buffoon
Posts: 63
Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #260 on:
2007 July 31, 17:07:55 »
I think you actually found something that can compete with the Columbine re-enactment. God help us.
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J. M. Pescado
Fat Obstreperous Jerk
El Presidente
Posts: 26288
Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #261 on:
2007 July 31, 18:32:23 »
And it looks like August in Malaysia, so judges, pick your WINNER.
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MsMaria
Terrible Twerp
Posts: 2262
Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #262 on:
2007 August 04, 05:13:12 »
Judges? Helloooo? Apparently they can't tear themselves away from the brilliant writing long enough to pick a winner.
Either that or they are shell-shocked.
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julialenn
Blathering Buffoon
Posts: 75
INTJ
Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #263 on:
2007 August 04, 05:20:58 »
Am I suddenly struck blind, or is there no August contest?
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MsMaria
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #264 on:
2007 August 04, 08:39:16 »
We usually judge the previous month before starting a new one. If we haven't run out of topics. Crappy houses, maybe?
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #265 on:
2007 August 04, 08:58:56 »
I think we've had crappy houses, maybe crappy hacks will be the next target.
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SaraMK
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Terrible Twerp
Posts: 2038
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #266 on:
2007 August 04, 09:38:26 »
How about the least challenging and/or most game-breaking Sims 2 challenge?
Or we could go with my "most deformed feet" idea from the shitty clothing contest thread.
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Flamingo
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Posts: 600
Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #267 on:
2007 August 04, 12:30:25 »
We still have yet to do eyes, make-up, skintones, accessories, facial hair, pets, careers, food, majors, object mods, global mods, whole Sims, and probably other things that I haven't touched upon.
Something tells me that judging this month is going to be a bit difficult because of all that reading.
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SaraMK
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #268 on:
2007 August 04, 23:04:19 »
Most deformed celebrity sims.
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #269 on:
2007 August 04, 23:07:00 »
Oh yes, I second that idea!
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MsMaria
Terrible Twerp
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #270 on:
2007 August 05, 02:35:08 »
Hey, that's great!
We might get some cheaters out there though.
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Ellatrue
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #271 on:
2007 August 05, 18:17:45 »
Sorry guys, I've been pretty busy lately and haven't had much time to go back through the stories--judging this is a lot more time-consuming than judging a purely aesthetic contest, because it involves a lot more than just looking at a few pictures. But I'll get to it soon, I promise!
I'm voting for the next contest to be ugliest uploaded sim. Bonus points for the biggest difference between photos and in-game/no CC.
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Aggie
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #272 on:
2007 August 05, 19:46:27 »
Quote from: Ellatrue on 2007 August 05, 18:17:45
I'm voting for the next contest to be ugliest uploaded sim. Bonus points for the biggest difference between photos and in-game/no CC.
I like that idea. We'd have to disqualify Sims that were made to
intentionally
be ugly, though.
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Berg
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Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #273 on:
2007 August 06, 01:20:58 »
"Ugliest Sim" would be fantastic. But I wouldn't mind "Worst Simmerizing" either. Have you
seen
some of the pictures out there? Normally I'd encourage every way to express one's creativity, but...
seriously
. It can't be healthy in the long run.
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Tailchaser
Asinine Airhead
Posts: 20
Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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Reply #274 on:
2007 August 06, 04:47:55 »
so...who is judging the stories anyway?
although I submitted a story, I'm going to say that the simmified version of "the hills have eyes" should get a mention. the "bill went to the bathroom and got burnt" line has stayed with me for the whole month of July.
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