Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!

[Ellatrue]

I think "My LIfe: A Youri Stevenson Story" has the worst spelling so far.

I hope these people aren't really twelve. By the time you are twelve, you should be familiar with the basics of grammar and punctuation. And these kids clearly aren't.

[kuronue]

Trolling the bowels of the exchange for low-rated stories, I came across this gem. No rapes, but everyone dies of cancer. The thing that makes it super-awesome is not the blurry pix (although they are dreadful), but the fact that the story is backwards. Ordering snapshots is tricky, folks!

You know, do they think the kid caught cancer from the mom? They mentioned "and it was spreading"...

And I love how everyone assumes hair loss is a side effect of cancer. Not a word about chemo but the chick goes bald.

what on earth was the point?

[Marhis]

I just learned that there's no story so bad that a bunch of random swears and lame "jokes" about eating bodily fluids can't make it worse. I bet this  was written by a 12-year-old boy.

Just... ....

My next documentary story will be about the President, and a few of Osama Bin Ladin relatives, partying it up in the white house.
(Part 2 The White House Witch Project)

I feel threatened.

[witch]

This is just ... ridiculously silly drivel: http://youtube.com/watch?v=HdxOYye1hak

I'm so amused that when they are roasting marshmallows you can see her start to catch fire right at the last minute. And OMG, the fairy dancing at the end. WHAT.

This is the great director by the way: http://tyropark.multiply.com/

I thoroughly enjoyed that story and the music. I loved the costumes of the four fairies/furies/whatever and even the synchronised dancing. Just a lovely light fairy story. The funny bits were him wearing just knickers at the end instead of something decently alien and her for waiting so long and only getting a tease for her pains.

Brilliant quote from the link posted by Rohina: Eugene also wants some of the money, in hopes to buy himself a house shaped like a rainbow, with two gay midgets at the end of it. The writer certainly has imagination! 

[Khaki]

I just learned that there's no story so bad that a bunch of random swears and lame "jokes" about eating bodily fluids can't make it worse. I bet this  was written by a 12-year-old boy.

It's precious!
""Eugene also wants some of the money, in hopes to buy himself a house shaped like a rainbow, with two gay midgets at the end of it.""

[FireFlyNine]

I love how in these stories the pregnant teen/daughter/mother/mistress/babymomma are dressed to the nines in cc, but the abusive father/boyfriend/rapist/babydady, have to wear maxis made crap.
I find this quite funny. 

[Tailchaser]

omg. whatwillhappen nExt? stay tuned for pt2. plz rate.

[rohina]

I love those ones where they say "if you sign my GB, I will write part 2". And I have to grip the desk to prevent myself from clicking on their icons.

[Kyna]

I love those ones where they say "if you sign my GB, I will write part 2". And I have to grip the desk to prevent myself from clicking on their icons.

I have an image of you signing their guestbooks with a brutally honest critique ... and them being stupid enough to write part 2 for you to read and review.

[sloppyhousewife]

Not exactly offensive,  but I think, this story belongs to the WTF category nevertheless.

[SnootCB]

Well, at least it featured (mostly) correct spelling.  It was... um... "special".

The computer explained that he didn't feel loved and that he thought she favoured the phone.

ROFL.

[ieliminate]

With that, the phone killed Cindy and none of the appliences cared.

Umm...okay.... I thought the phone was already dead? That story disturbs me. Or rather the author who thought of that.

[rohina]

I hoped you enjoyed this beautiful (to me atleast and i hope some of you out there) story.
The next to are about toilets!!!!!

It's the lies that are so hurtful. There is no toilet story! I cried tears of bitter disappointment.

[Khaki]

Not exactly offensive,  but I think, this story belongs to the WTF category nevertheless.

5 stars for sure.

Here's one I find entertaining...
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=160212&asset_type=story&user_id=3575580
Titled "You'll Never Fail Making the Right Choices"
Description:  A story about saying no to drugs, alcohol, lying, and running away.

If only I'd read this story when I was 14, oh my life would have been so different. 

[kuronue]

"They can also cause your body to clot, and make you very shakey and feel very weak."

...bodies can clot?!

Third of all, running away is something that all children expirience in life.

...really? Then why is it "bad"?

lying is bad, mmk?

[Ellatrue]

What gets me is how talking to a trusted adult is supposed to help the girl who wants to run away. Hello, her father is STILL an abusive drunk, even after she's had a nice chat.

[Invisigoth]

STRAIGHTEN THEM UP!
You should say things like,
1. "What are you selling?"
2. "Is it dangerous?"
3. "Is it illegal?"
4. Even if they say it will not hurt you, don't ever take ANYTHING from strangers.

5. "How much does it cost?"

The students were students, but since I cannot take care of more then 7 sims, I used them for the drug sellers. They were acting for the drug selling, and they are REALLY students.

Phew!  I thought they were really drug dealers!  It makes me feel a lot better to know that they were just acting!  Especially that Jason kid, he seemed to know a little *too* much about drugs...
Also, why can't she take care of more than 7 sims for long enough to write a story?  Is the lot filled with those things that shoot flames from the ground?

[witch]

"I mean if they acuse you, they could acuse me, acusing for you to be throwing parties with acusing, so when they acuse me they should acuse you for being supposively acusive with other people, so I won't take this acusing, when you should be getting acused!"

Sounds a bit RL to me.

[behold_the_muse]

That quote (points up) was my favorite, followed by "Anyway, sorry if i CONFUSE you." in the last SING MY GB RATE HI PLZZZ!!!!! slide.

(writing like that is harder than it looks.)

[marjchaos]

This is just ... ridiculously silly drivel: http://youtube.com/watch?v=HdxOYye1hak

I'm so amused that when they are roasting marshmallows you can see her start to catch fire right at the last minute. And OMG, the fairy dancing at the end. WHAT.

This is the great director by the way: http://tyropark.multiply.com/

i realize i'm late, but has anyone looked at this guy's website? LOL. he has pornographic pictures of himself scattered about and looks suspiciously like openhousejack.

YIKES! I wish I hadn't gone to that website.  Couldn't finish watching the video either, because the song was making my head implode.  I realize I could have turned off my speakers, but the agony made me reach for the quickest fix.  Exit.

[Invisigoth]

This is just ... ridiculously silly drivel: http://youtube.com/watch?v=HdxOYye1hak

I'm so amused that when they are roasting marshmallows you can see her start to catch fire right at the last minute. And OMG, the fairy dancing at the end. WHAT.

This is the great director by the way: http://tyropark.multiply.com/

i realize i'm late, but has anyone looked at this guy's website? LOL. he has pornographic pictures of himself scattered about and looks suspiciously like openhousejack.

YIKES! I wish I hadn't gone to that website.  Couldn't finish watching the video either, because the song was making my head implode.  I realize I could have turned off my speakers, but the agony made me reach for the quickest fix.  Exit.

Okay...It's time for a heart wrenching, tear jerker of a confession...
I can't be the only one who remember this song, right?  It's the Spice Girls.  I know this because I was 12 at the time (real actual 12) and.....and....I can't say it!

I may have gone to one of their concerts and been a huge fan...But I swear it was nothing more than my burgenoning lesbianism being fueled by the promise of skantily clad women dancing!

::hysterical sobs::

[Lorelei]

After reading several of these a few days ago, I died. It may have been from Asphyxiation from laughing too hard, or from an Aneurysm, brought on by the mangled and apparently oft-raped (and it liked it and had twins!!oneeinzuno!11) English language. Not sure.

Due to Applied Phlebonium and Unobtanium, and someone shaking feathered rattles and glitter over my deadness (here is where a picture of an emoticon with X_x eyes and a tongue lolling out would go if I were not so damn lazy), and bribery of Grim, I returned.

Alas, my browser sent me right back to the same tab that slew me before.

Lo, the badness! Set phasers on Red Pen!

P.S. I do have to say that I'm both glad and surprised no MATY weisenheimers nominated Father Jerkwad's tangentially Sims-related trollery for worst story, though. For sheer goatse points, it probably wins.

[FireFlyNine]

*pats Invisigoth on the back*
It's okay, your not the only one. Me and my sister BEGGED my mom for the movie when I was 12. (Thank god we grew out of the Spice Girls right?) 

[angelyne]

That last story is a gem. As well as the other lines already mentioned, there's "He grad me and started to make out with I like it .But I know that was going to lead to the bed." ... "So I get up he told to go to the bedroom and get on the bed.And I said ok." .... followed by "Then he be came closer to be and............................................ He raped me I did not want this to happen but I fell so in love with him", ending with "That night I gave him a goodbye kiss.But why did I just kiss He just rape me oh my bad."

Oh my bad! I just kissed a guy I fell in love with when he raped me!

I think when this challenge ends we still need an awful stories thread.

Actually once you get over the use of the term rape (which obviously means something quite different to this girl) this scene is actually really cute, in a sort of awkward budding adolescent way.  It's obviously details a 13 year old sexual fantasy.  The details are kinda sketchy as she  is not quite sure what goes between the making out before and the kissing after.  Lol, were we ever this young ?

The bit about the guy who knocked up 3 generations of women is kinda weird though.  Where did that come from.

I agree the awful story thread needs to continue.  I haven't laughed this hard in ages.  And I didn't even click on most of the links!.

Although I think we should also have an Awesome Story thread.  As someone pointed out, good stories are so drowned out by the crud they get lost.  It's hard to find them.  Beside, we need good stories to wash the bad taste out of mouth, after reading this.

[kuronue]

The problem is that good stories tend to be long and involved, because people keep wanting more. Wheras bad stories are short hit-and-runs, I can skim 3 or 4 in about 5, 10 minutes between slides in class