Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!

[julialenn]

what is the purpose of a Pre-Marital Sex Association anyways? 

Sounds like the arch nemesis of the Junior Anti-Sex League to me.

[Ellatrue]

"Hey there babycakes, are you legal?"
"Erm..."

...Hook?

[Aggie]

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."

I admit, I'd give it five stars just for that line....

I'd give them points for quoting Weird Al, but that's it, I'm afraid. 

[baratron]

I decided to see what else this genius has produced.

Here's one set to Jewel's "These Foolish Games": http://youtube.com/watch?v=s5O50-I19pA

It features more push-ups sex, plus a sword fight between a wife and her naked husband. I love the fact that the wife is this lily-white redhead and the evil slut he is cheating on her with his is, of course, black.

I see your point about the main characters' skintones, but would like to hope it was just a 12 year old way to differentiate between them clearly rather than any racial comment.

I love the way the cheating husband's penis is a different skintone from the rest of him, making it look like he doesn't have one until you scroll back specifically looking. The sword fight murder is just silly, while the suicide with vomiting is... bizarre.

Oh! and the scene in the rain! Whatever did bad movie makers do before Seasons?!

I feel I should add this one just for the WTF factor and for encouraging the little ones to add the reaper to the family The rocky horror show, with aliens and grim doing the time warp...

See, I didn't actually think that was a bad video. Sure, the sims were doing the smustle, not the time warp... and there ARE dance hacks that enable you to set up your own dance routine. But it fit the music fairly well.

Well, I have a video nomination, but I'm not sure if it's really 'deserving' of being here if it's actually just a recreation of a music video. Even if it is, however, I find the whole concept of it to be rather. . . uhhh, ridiculous and offensive.

Beautiful, Part 2 - Song: I Believe in Love by the Dixie Chicks

So the premise of the video is that a woman is raped by a common thug and has his baby. However, the rapist comes back and watches her raising his son and then just shows up one day and they become one big happy family. The fact that a rapist could just show up one day and 'claim' his family while it's being sung to a song about love just appalls me.

This, however, just made me want to puke. It's not even a good video - wtf is going on with all the high-speed smustling? Ugh.

And you didn't mention the fact that the woman is "ugly", and therefore spent the start of the video thinking she'd never find love. So obviously, having the rapist's  baby inflicted on her made all the difference. Blech .

[Gwill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFkzsYOFDNg
Hey! I made that tub!  I'm famous!

[Aquamarine]

Well, I have a video nomination, but I'm not sure if it's really 'deserving' of being here if it's actually just a recreation of a music video. Even if it is, however, I find the whole concept of it to be rather. . . uhhh, ridiculous and offensive.

Beautiful, Part 2 - Song: I Believe in Love by the Dixie Chicks

So the premise of the video is that a woman is raped by a common thug and has his baby. However, the rapist comes back and watches her raising his son and then just shows up one day and they become one big happy family. The fact that a rapist could just show up one day and 'claim' his family while it's being sung to a song about love just appalls me.

This was just creepy.

[Lorelei]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFkzsYOFDNg
Hey! I made that tub!  I'm famous!

You must be, because even without being able to easily see videos on dial-up, I am picturing the tub o' blood. That the one?

Gwill are WAY faymoose!

It is a darn cool idea, and no self-respecting vamp lair should be without the Bathory bath. 

[LordBanxter]

That's an interesting way of describing an unexpected baby: a sex joke. 

There's a friend of mine that refers to them as "fuck trophies"

[J. M. Pescado]

Hey! I made that tub!  I'm famous!

Go Fat Gwilly People.

[msalwaysright]

quote from Gwill

Hey! I made that tub!  I'm famous!

I have a 'monster mash' themed neighborhood-all the sim-citizenry lerve that tub.

quote from LordBanxter

There's a friend of mine that refers to them as "fuck trophies"

charming.

[MsMaria]

This is going to be the most challenging contest to judge thus far. So many freaks, so little time.

[notveryawesome]

I haven't even been clicking the links in this thread. I can suffer a lot of things, but bad simstories are not one of them! The descriptions written here are quite enough for me.

[akatonbo]

I was going to submit the worst I've ever managed to read enough of to know if it qualifies, but its main offense is just being staggeringly BAD, rather than actually having content that would be offensive even if the so-called author weren't a moronic teenager and had any prayer of writing her way out of a paper bag.

[Ellatrue]

Aww, but now we're curious!

[morriganrant]

That's an interesting way of describing an unexpected baby: a sex joke. 

There's a friend of mine that refers to them as "fuck trophies"

Because of the comic in the back of "the erotic book of fantasy" some of my friends now refer to them as "a critical hit".

[Khaki]

I was going to submit the worst I've ever managed to read enough of to know if it qualifies, but its main offense is just being staggeringly BAD, rather than actually having content that would be offensive even if the so-called author weren't a moronic teenager and had any prayer of writing her way out of a paper bag.

Well, come on now, really I think that the biggest offense would be just being "BAD",  Is the reputation of MATY as home of the grammar nazi's for nothing? 
What fun is an offensive story if it's not littered with misspellings and grammatical mistakes anyway? Then it's just plain scary...

[Marhis]

Because of the comic in the back of "the erotic book of fantasy" some of my friends now refer to them as "a critical hit".

Definitely a fumble. 

[Invisigoth]

what is the purpose of a Pre-Marital Sex Association anyways? 

Sounds like the arch nemesis of the Junior Anti-Sex League to me.

I am obsessed with Orwell, particularly 1984.  You made me giggle very loudly. 
Oh bother, now I have to find some horrific story in order to get away with this previously low content post.
(Runs to the exchange...20 seconds later)
Ok, this one is pretty bad.  The tag line for the story is "She almost married a man who raped a sixteen year old girl".  The "author" is kind enough to let us know that some of her characters are from other stories she has written, but (thank goodness) s/he assures us that we don't need to have read that story to follow this one.  Basically the main character meets a man through the gypsy, immediately woohoos him and OMG! now she's pregnant.  Then she tells him and he asks her to marry him, horray!  But then he steals some of her food and she tells him she will kill him so he throws food at her.  The best part is the amazing plot twist when (under the alter as they are about to get married) he tells her that he raped a 16 year old girl last year.  Oh, and by the way, she has twins  (suprise suprise). 
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=168207&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=story&key=rape&order=UPDATE_DATE+desc&nrows=5&storyCat=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode=

This emotional tale of teen pregnancy features a stripper mom (who previous to this story was a pregnant teen who's husband tried to kill her, but don't worry now he's in jail).  This one just wins for the line "Sadly, all i could do was a fill-out-send-in pregnancy tester. I filled it out, and mailed it in."  What planet is this person living on?  I mean....just WTF?!  Oh yeah, she also experienced "severe child birth". 
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=160652&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=story&key=pregnant+teen&order=UPDATE_DATE+desc&nrows=5&storyCat=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode=

[Gwill]

None of these are really offensive, just completely clueless.
What kind of stripper works for minimum wage?

[Emma]

Why is every 'Mom' a stripper, a druggie, with an abusive rapist husband and a teen daughter who is pregnant through being raped (usually by her father but not always). They end up on the run from rapist/abusive husband then live happily ever after with rapist/abusive husband You'd think some of these authors would at least try to be original.

[Khaki]

What kind of stripper works for minimum wage?

I was wondering that myself...

Even more perplexing though, is how in the hell does the minimum wage "get them through"... ?


And I agree, most of these aren't really offensive, I mean besides the general offense of stupidity, but they are so much fun. I wish there was a permanent "Let's make fun of crappy stories" thread

Here's another WTF one... gosh I didn't have to look hard, thanks to the keyword "slut"
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=115865&asset_type=story&user_id=2241440
The best line in the whole thing though is this:
Olivia:Thats cool.The last aunt i had was a prostitute maid.

... which I find funny because isn't the whole point of being a prostitute so that you don't have to be a friggin maid?

[kuronue]

...you're worried about them surviving on minimum wage when there're atrocities like severe childbirth or the following gem:

Sadly, all i could do was a fill-out-send-in pregnancy tester. I filled it out, and mailed it in.
***

The next day, I got it back. I took it and quickly hid in the bathroom, in case the news was bad, I didn't want my Mum looking over my shoulder and reading it. It said:

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You are the proud soon-to-be mother of a happy and healthy baby.

oh yes, a questionnaire has perfect accuracy!

[sloppyhousewife]

Nevertheless, I'm impressed by the efficiency of both the mail service *and* the lab, with her getting the test results back the very next day ^^.

[Marhis]

Ugh... and WTH the tombstone in room when the baby is born?

[kuronue]

http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=166846&asset_type=story&user_id=2241440

"A whore, a new wife, baby, and homosexuality." I feel ripped off- where's the homosexuality?