Windows Vista Chair: FOR EMMA!

[J. M. Pescado]

From CAD Online, the Windoze Vista Chair, just for YOU, EMMA.


vistachair.zip

Windows Vista Chair for TS2 (all)
Made by: Flying Fish Systems (J. M. Pescado)
Mesh By: Quittius Maximus
Textures By: Ambular
Design By: CAD Online (http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20070331)

Congratulations to: Draklixa!

Special Thanks To:
Hobbsee the Scrawny Pencil Neck
Fat, Hairy-Bellied Ness
Emma GilsCarbo

INSTRUCTIONS:
Place in your MYDOCU~1\EAGAME~1\THESIM~1\DOWNLO~1 directory.

FEATURES:
It's not the chair you know, but you can tell it's a chair.
Where do you want to go today?

COMPATIBILITY:
This hack is fully compatible with all FFS hacks. Death to all Nesses.

SIDE EFFECTS:
May cause computer damage, incontinence, explosion of user's head, coma, death,
and/or halitosis.

WARNING:
Do not open, crush, dispose of in fire, put in backwards, short-circuit, or mix
with non-awesome hacks - may explode, leak, or catch fire, resulting in injury
and/or death.

[floopyboo]

I notice you waited until long after the fugly furniture month had passed before sharing this...

[J. M. Pescado]

I notice you waited until long after the fugly furniture month had passed before sharing this...

Well, it would have been disqualified as being made after the start date anyway. And of course it's fugly! It's INTENTIONALLY supposed to be that way! It's WINDOZE VISTA!

[nekonoai]

is that bleeding going on that i'm seeing there?

like vista, it's most uncomfortable! \/

[Mirelly]

Mm, it's both tasty and shiny but what I want to know is how desirable is it? Does it seek visitors according to peskiness? Will it automatically torture nannies, and university mascots?

[Emma]

That is just like using Vista. Thanks Pescado, this is great! Am I dead in your game now then? Death by Vista?

Mm, it's both tasty and shiny but what I want to know is how desirable is it? Does it seek visitors according to peskiness? Will it automatically torture nannies, and university mascots?

No Mirelly, probably just EMMAS.

* Emma cries

[J. M. Pescado]

That is just like using Vista. Thanks Pescado, this is great! Am I dead in your game now then? Death by Vista?

Naw, you're still alive. It just stings a bit.

Mm, it's both tasty and shiny but what I want to know is how desirable is it? Does it seek visitors according to peskiness? Will it automatically torture nannies, and university mascots?

That would depend on your opinion of Vista. I mean, Emma likes it. Others are not so fond of it.

[BastDawn]

Yuck, the blood effect looks like menstrual leakage.

[Flamingo]

I love how every motive decayed except for social and environment. Is it only a one-time effect, or do the user's motives gradually decreases from sitting on it?

[J. M. Pescado]

They continue to decay as normal after sitting on it. Comfort will slowly improve again as the heated seat becomes comfier.