L&P: Bug Deadpool

[morriganrant]

Firefox spell check should be you're friend.

[witch]

Firefox spell check should be you're friend.

It doesn't pick up grammar errors though, ay?

[morriganrant]

Firefox spell check should be you're friend.

It doesn't pick up grammar errors though, ay?

True that. I wish it did. My grammar is not always up to par and neither is my spelling or punctuation. None of it is the fault of the educators who did their best with me. Mostly my own mistakes and those inflicted by the random "brain fog". All i can do is trust to firefox for my spelling and beg forgiveness for the rest.

[witch]

Sweet as - just pullin' your tit - so to speak - kiwi phrase of course - crude as. 

[Marhis]

The japanese tea table is cloned from the bubble blower, and people who had drank tea will randomly appear floating in air on community lots (expecially children).

[kuronue]

There will be mermaids; these will be the most retarded mascot clothing to date, and they will not be able to wear them as swimwear, and they will not give us real swimmable lakes, let alone oceans, so all you can do is walk around with a retarded tail-like object, which still allows sims to walk as though they had feet.

Pregnancy will not be allowed on vacation lots. However, loopholes such as alien abduction, dance spheres, or having a sim go on a date to a com lot from their hotel room will allow pregnancy. This will bork the game.

[morriganrant]

The separate vacation destinations may just be giant lots on one new hood. Which will look a bit stupid. They would probably try to pan it off on us as a themed vacation island.

In the event that it is in fact three new hoods separating the three destinations, you will send your family to one hood and the game will get confused and send you to one of the others if you have all three attached to one main hood. Much like what will come up if you send your sim to one uni while there are more then one attached.

[kuronue]

The Yeti will be worse than the nannies at destroying the house and ignoring the kids. It'll have a chew need that'll be almost impossible to fulfill without destroying your furniture, as it will be untrainable.

[CrystylVu]

  Don't forget the game decideing to spontaneously keep repawning all available npc's and excess townies until you got more than a dozen of each npc type or more...
  Old respawn hacks will need to be updated and redone because maxis was touching a useless piece of dead code that was useless before and didn't need to be touched, but since it was there they thought they would frack with it anyways...

[bekka]

Since we now know they can swim in the ocean:

They will reuse the swimming pool animations and it will look ridiculous when your sims enter and exit the ocean.

[rohina]

Also, sims who enter the ocean will get stuck, and/or will get stuck "swimming" even when they get out of the water.

Sims who woo hoo with a Yeti will get body hair.

[kuronue]

Sims will be able to swim through the beach into the foundations where you'll have a hell of a time finding them.

[eevilcat]

Sims who woo hoo with a Yeti will get body hair.

That just creeped me out... werewolves are hairy, but only some of the time whereas yetis are yetis all the time. With that in mind, the yeti will spend half its time thinking it's a pet and acting accordingly. The rest of the time it will behave like a human. EAxis will have kittens every time they release a patch as it will enable sim-yeti woohoo, resulting in the almost immediate release of a follow on patch which, will of course break something else. It'll be like getting jiggy with an oversized Alf... yuck.

[BastDawn]

Of course sims will be able to woohoo with the yeti.  Every expansion so far has had a fuckable creature, including the robots from OFB.  Why would you think the yeti will be any different?  I'd worry more about what the offspring might look like.   

EDIT:  Therefore, my bug prediction is that 50% of all yeti/sim crossbreeds will cause borked pregnancies, as the yeti "skintone" will not include a baby skin color, or skins colors for any age group other than adults and elders.

[rohina]

Yetis who become werewolves will be completely bald.

[J. M. Pescado]

Yetis who become werewolves will be completely bald.

I can totally see that happening: The werewolf overlay goes on, the morning it comes off, and your Yeti is now bald.

[Magicmoon]

Yes, I predicted the layer problem back when I predicted that the EP will have a Yeti.

The programmers have also run out of new monsters to turn Sims into. So this EP's 'monster' will be a Yeti...

When the BBS sheep attempt to cross this new monster with one or more of the older ones (don't they always?), the layers will be applied in the wrong order so that they lose their fur and look like a drowned cat.

[morriganrant]

Although there were pictures in promo ads, many items will not show their face. Hair, clothes, objects.
http://www.snootysims.com/newspics/bvcharacters.jpg
Such as that ski guy. His snow climate will be strangely absent and so will he.

[SaraMK]

Did everyone see how those lazy asses recycled the werewolf to make bigfoot?

WTF? I bet unless you're zoomed in really close, you won't be able to tell the two apart.

This does prove that there shall be NO SNOW and no NEW snow-related activiries in this EP. Otherwise, surely it would have made sense to make the new creature white instead of brown.

http://www.snootysims.com/

[notveryawesome]

That creature is truly hideous. *is scared*

[J. M. Pescado]

It can't possibly be a real image, seeing as this game does not exist. It thus looks like a recycled werewolf because it IS, probably using one of those Beefy meshes. It's FAKE.

[Aggie]

Seriously: it's a Super Sim that can do almost everything while not having the distinctiveness of being unique. I disapprove.

[J. M. Pescado]

Bug Deadpool is now closed to new entries. Start calling out which ones you've found of the above!

[Ambular]

ETA:  Whoops, just over the deadline.  Well, consider this an unofficial entry then.  DON'T DELETE IT, YO.

Sims will be abductable by aliens while on vacation, but if the family goes home before they return, they will be MIA until some random moment when Dad finally gets dropped off carrying alien twins the day after Mom remarries.

Some enterprising soul will succeed in making an alien-vampire-zombie-werewolf-plantsim-servo-yeti, whereupon the game will suffer a catastrophic divide by zero error and the entire neighborhood will disappear in a black hole of illogic.

For those with the holiday stuffpack, Santa will inevitably show up on vacation and tie up the toilet, causing the family's vacation score to plummet.

Replacement CAS's made with BV installed will suffer not only from the plagues of interloping werewolves and freezing Sims-in-progress, but will also have ninjas skulking through to frighten the cameraman.

[sloppyhousewife]

Bug Deadpool is now closed to new entries. Start calling out which ones you've found of the above!

*calls out*

Food serving issues in hotels and restaurants.

Haven't spotted these issues myself, but seen them reported on 4 different TS2 boards so far: food being served in a hotel room tends to vanish when it's placed on a plate already on the table. The sims are charged for the food, though.

ETA: phyllisp scored, too

I don't know if this counts, but assuming the L&P second seasons patch fixes the piano, I bet BV breaks it again.