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That piece of shit table looks like it's levitating. And what's that on top of it - teapot, genie lamp, bizarre sex toy...?  |
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Flamingo
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 I don't even know what to say. Click the picture if you want to see the source of such terror. ETA:  I think I'll refrain from downloading this one; I don't want my toddlers permanently in red aspiration. Anyway, I'm done submitting FeeEssen's stuff. We'd have four more pages by the time everyone finished entering her crap. |
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« Last Edit: 2007 May 12, 03:35:06 by Flamingo »
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Arina
Exasperating Eyesore
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So, where she lives, coal looks like jelly? That's... interesting.
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rohina
Horny Turkey
Grammar Police
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"So MEAN!"
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Oh, it's coal. I thought maybe the dude had a really big horse.
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Angelique
Asinine Airhead
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I thought it was a huge pile of shit.
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karlynn
Asinine Airhead
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Before I read the post to go with the picture I was sure he was meant to be an elephant keeper.
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ChamiMinds
Dimwitted Dunce
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Wow FeeEssen is good... and by good I mean she make the simplest design and fuck it up royally! I mean seriously I don't know many people who find those colors appealing even at the young age when bright colors are "So IN". But maybe I'm missing something?
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What a night for a dance, you know I'm a dancing machine. With the fire in my bones and the sweet taste of kerosene. ~King of Leon
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J. M. Pescado
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Oh, it's coal. I thought maybe the dude had a really big horse.
Hey, a simple recolor and we could have our very own Poopsmith. |
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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rohina
Horny Turkey
Grammar Police
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"So MEAN!"
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I thought it was a huge pile of shit.
Yeah, that was what I was saying. Only, I said it much more amusingly. |
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torawashi
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My own thought was "You too can have your very own pet Shoggoth!"
...but I'm a geek.
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This is actually Lorelei's credit, as she linked me to the ED page it was on...I can't say I'd ever have noticed it at TSR.  Yes, that is a toilet. Its only saving grace is that it's not painted in a multicolored neon pile of puke. |
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Cheezserver Fund: 27-Sep: $2518 We made out goal - WOOT!
I think one of the things that keeps a person sane is healthy skepticism about what you believe. Every now and then enjoy a conversation with an inner voice that says, "You're full of shit again." —Stewart Brand
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Li'l Brudder
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Is that outer rim the non-slip metal texture? Sure looks like it.
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witch
Breakfast of Champions!
Senator
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Shunning the accursed daystar.
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Actually, that would be alright for a public loo in my cyberhood. Those space travellers are a messy lot...
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My fists are named Feminine and Wiles.
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lindaetterlee
Knuckleheaded Knob
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Proud Army Wife. Support us or get the fuck out.
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OMG has anyone told her that her stuff is awful. I wonder how quick we would get banned from mts2 if we posted on each of her threads that they were crap. In a polite tone ofcourse.
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Proud Army Wife of a soldier deployed to IRAQ. Support us or get the fuck out. I am 25. The same thing happened with my Pescado, before this he was a lady's man. Now he is some guy's bitch. |
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"Excuse me Miss, but did you know that your pieces qualify for the Gold Standard of Crap?"
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J. M. Pescado
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Is that outer rim the non-slip metal texture? Sure looks like it.
It looks like an ass-grater, designed to reduce your ass to ribbons if you sit on it. And it's very square-looking. No doubt to discourage people from sitting on it. |
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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MrsH
Asinine Airhead
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It's a terlet for the Ethiopian challenge. Placed behind bars, so you show it to your toddler and say "Now *this* is why we use bushes in our family ... but if you're a really bad sim, we'll open the cage and leave you in there with it." Would work for me if I was a simkid.
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SaraMK
Nefarious!
Terrible Twerp
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Playing again.
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From the screenshot posted here it actually looks like the little bumps on it are pointy and sharp... kind of like someone stuck thumbtacks all over it.
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Fail.
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Emma
Goopy Lover
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All Pescados Suck.
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It's a terlet for the Ethiopian challenge. Placed behind bars, so you show it to your toddler and say "Now *this* is why we use bushes in our family ... but if you're a really bad sim, we'll open the cage and leave you in there with it." Would work for me if I was a simkid.
 I love this idea! I think judging should be done by the awfulness of the object and we should have an overall special creators award. I dunno... a gold cup full of shit maybe? We could ask FeeEssen to mesh it for us! |
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MrsH
Asinine Airhead
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If FeeEssen meshes it, can Buntah do the textures? Pretty please?
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lindaetterlee
Knuckleheaded Knob
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Proud Army Wife. Support us or get the fuck out.
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No no no Buntah and swtlanka have to work together on the textures.
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Proud Army Wife of a soldier deployed to IRAQ. Support us or get the fuck out. I am 25. The same thing happened with my Pescado, before this he was a lady's man. Now he is some guy's bitch. |
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Emma
Goopy Lover
Dead Member
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All Pescados Suck.
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Atwa can colour co-ordinate.
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lindaetterlee
Knuckleheaded Knob
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Proud Army Wife. Support us or get the fuck out.
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"Excuse me Miss, but did you know that your pieces qualify for the Gold Standard of Crap?"
Exactly. Now anyone know if there are any rules in the MTS2 forum about non-asskissing lol. |
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Proud Army Wife of a soldier deployed to IRAQ. Support us or get the fuck out. I am 25. The same thing happened with my Pescado, before this he was a lady's man. Now he is some guy's bitch. |
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frivolous
Asinine Airhead
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STOP MAKING SHIT MESHES
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"Excuse me Miss, but did you know that your pieces qualify for the Gold Standard of Crap?"
Exactly. Now anyone know if there are any rules in the MTS2 forum about non-asskissing lol. exnem commented on an earlier entry in this thread basically saying it sucked, but in a cookie-cutter manner of course. if that gigantic mexican can get away with it, anyone can. after all, mts2 actually let him upload his shitty borked "functioning" masterpieces and featured every single one. |
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