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Is it butt-ugly (uglier than Ugly Butt's butt, even?), with blue flames? Does it have 30000 polygons for a cabinet? Does it just not work? Find that butt-ugly, broke-ass furniture! You know what you doing. Move zig. For great justice. |
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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ChamiMinds
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Since you are using Ugly Butt as a descriptor for this challenge she should probably be a judge since it is her Butt of Ugliness we have to aspire to. :oP
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What a night for a dance, you know I'm a dancing machine. With the fire in my bones and the sweet taste of kerosene. ~King of Leon
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Since you specifically mentioned flames, let's start with a whole household full of fun furniture:  Matching Lamps, walls, and floors available. http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=230095 |
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Running: Sims2, University, Nightlife, OFB, Pets, Seasons, BV, FT and AL
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*pokes both my eyes out with my pen* Sweet relief.
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SaraMK
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Yeeeeoooowwww! That's so ugly it actually does hurt to look at it! Here is a lovely one. It is among the first meshes made for the game after it became possible, and is a first effort for the creator. Poor guy was roasted alive, but a lot of people actually defended this monstrosity.  posted January 30 2005 EDITED because I forgot the link: Testers wanted! New sofa mesh cool!!!!! Yes, folks, this was the real title of the thread. |
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Annan
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Yeeeeoooowwww! That's so ugly it actually does hurt to look at it!
Here is a lovely one. It is among the first meshes made for the game after it became possible, and is a first effort for the creator. Poor guy was roasted alive, but a lot of people actually defended this monstrosity.
(Pic removed for shortening purposes)
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SaraMK
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What is that supposed to look like?
Part of the fun in following the original thread was laughing at people who would come up with uses for this... this... I don't even know what to call it. Someone said it looked like a car seat and someone said it looked like a throne for a royal sim.  |
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It looks like something I might end up with if I were testing something, just to see if I could stretch something out, but I sure as hell wouldn't attempt to post it as some kind of usable product.
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It looks like something I might end up with if I were testing something, just to see if I could stretch something out, but I sure as hell wouldn't attempt to post it as some kind of usable product.
Didn't you know, J.M., that "One man's junk is another man's treasure."? And that "this may be something that someone has been looking all over for."? And that the creator "[had] something going there."? That thread is honestly hilarious. |
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Emma
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Man, I sometimes wished that sims had a sense for taste - I'd love to lock them into a special "fugly furniture room" for punishment I cannot withhold this beautiful couch from guderunssims from you:  There's more where it came from  |
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"Getting attention here is like awakening Lovecraftian cosmic horrors. Don't do it." - J.M. Pescado  |
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Annan
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I feel a bit nauseous after looking at feeEssen's stuff. Why is all of it so bulky? Is she even trying to make it look somewhat realistic? But of all the fugly stuff, I think this http://modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=211148 is the worst one. It has deer legs? In pastel colours? Somebody needs to hit feeEssen with a clue-by-4. Hard. And soon. |
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For some reason when I read 'butt ugly' I thought of Atwa  |
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For some reason when I read 'butt ugly' I thought of Atwa
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Emma
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I think the feeEssen bathroom stuff is the worst. The sim can't even sit on that toilet! And look at the crappy bath in the background! PMSL!  Atwa's stuff is completely puke. Shit and crap. I wouldn't soil my game with it. Featured Artist? My arse! |
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Breakfast of Champions!
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I looked at the babystuff links you posted Emma, they're truly awful! I saw feeEssen has a little gold cup by her name, that's truly awful too.  |
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"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of
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I think this is especially symptomatic:  Three shots of the inspirational object, and one of the end result. Which looks like it's been moulded out of play-do and left in the sun. feeEssen's stuff looks like something from the stone age.
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The worst part of feeEssen's stuff is that in THEORY, she's got some good ideas...some of her kids' stuff and the organ SHOULD work and SHOULD be hella-cool. But They're just not. I even tried to recolor one item, to see if it was just a crap-ass texture, and it's not. The meshes are...well....in a class by themselves, really. Judges, please consider a special award just for her!
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Cheezserver Fund: 27-Sep: $2518 We made out goal - WOOT!
I think one of the things that keeps a person sane is healthy skepticism about what you believe. Every now and then enjoy a conversation with an inner voice that says, "You're full of shit again." —Stewart Brand
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Another quick poke and I came up with this   http://forums.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=81810I can't imagine what's comfy about getting a wet arse from sitting on a giant fruit.... Edit: Just to make it clear - these were posted in August 2005 and are NOT part of the April Fools set of fruit furniture. |
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