Alright, what to do about mopping the lawn?

[Persephone]

So are there any hacks currently in existance that will end this idiotic need to mop the lawn? I thought it wouldn't be an issue since I've been using the perfect plants thing for months now, but of course that doesn't work anymore.  I refuse to mop the lawn every time the dog has to piss?

I'm more than willing to let the puddles sit on the grass for the maid to get once a day if there's already something out there to stop the weeds....

[J. M. Pescado]

I think the problem will be resolved once Yellow Pee is back out. The yellow pee puddles apparently are too acidic to outright promote weed growth. I've never seen any weeds grow from the Eau de Brynne.