Less than a day, already a hack is desperately needed!

[liegenschonheit]

Okay, seriously. Leave the damn cats alone. Stop throwing them in the air and picking them up when they are going to eat. I gave you guys videogames, a pinball machine, a hot tub, and everything else, but you are still freaking obsessed with the cats.

Pescado, I beg you. Make them quit fucking with the pets. I mean, some autonomous love is okay, but I doubt any animal wants to be constantly thrown up in the air like that. Honestly, if some asshat came over to my house and started throwing MY cats around, I would have to kill them.

[Annette]

I just love it when the babies throw up on the idiot who tosses them in the air Maybe the hack can include a serious scratching (or just the throw up interaction) which is what they would really get!

[J. M. Pescado]

It is already on the big queue of stuff I have to fix.

[notveryawesome]

Hmmm, my sims do get bitten when they perform the 'Play . . . Wiggle Fingers' interaction with the cats. Heh, it serves them right! I understand the annoyance, though. It was very irritating when the welcome wagon showed up at the catlady's house and the neighbours kept pestering her cats. My cats normally just hide from visitors. Run away!!!!!! Run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!

Ahem, sorry. Must be channelling Monty Python or something 

EDIT: fixed stupid typo.

[J. M. Pescado]

If visitors tried pestering my cat, their bodies would never be found. My cat is a vicious killer. We're talking about an animal that's not content to merely eat its food....it has to entirely disappear the food, murdering it in stealth and making it utterly disappear. I have never found the bodies. NORMAL cats bring back their kills to show them to you. Not my cat. My cat murders in secret and makes sure the bodies are never found. I've had several distinctive-looking rats disappear completely and without a trace. Although I can't prove it, I blame the cat. I don't actually feed him and expect him to eat the rats, but I've never found a body. Not even the bones. They just disappear. My cat is a killer. I approve.

[vilia]

Sounds like a real little cutie you've got there. Mind you, most cats I know get rather animated at food time especially when they have food they can rip apart and shred - very good for keeping their teeth clean  .

[J. M. Pescado]

Sounds like a real little cutie you've got there. Mind you, most cats I know get rather animated at food time especially when they have food they can rip apart and shred - very good for keeping their teeth clean  .

I have never seen him eat anything other than what I give him. And I don't give him much, only when I'm trying to induce him to do something. I certainly don't actually feed him for food purposes. But I still have never seen him eat. My *DOG* eats with great gusto and leaves evidence of having eaten. My cat has never been observed to eat anything. Those rats just vanish without a trace. They're probably sitting in the bottom of the septic tank, skeletized and wearing cement shoes. I've never even so much as heard a ratly death shriek from something he may have eaten. They just disappear. It's not at all like the rats my dog has been into, which shriek quite animately as they're mauled to death by a hyperactive terrier.

[notveryawesome]

If visitors tried pestering my cat, their bodies would never be found. My cat is a vicious killer. We're talking about an animal that's not content to merely eat its food....it has to entirely disappear the food, murdering it in stealth and making it utterly disappear. I have never found the bodies. NORMAL cats bring back their kills to show them to you. Not my cat. My cat murders in secret and makes sure the bodies are never found. I've had several distinctive-looking rats disappear completely and without a trace. Although I can't prove it, I blame the cat. I don't actually feed him and expect him to eat the rats, but I've never found a body. Not even the bones. They just disappear. My cat is a killer. I approve.

I only WISH my cats would 'disappear' their prey. I once found a skinned mouse in my shoe. Ewwwwww!!!!

[kattenijin]

I only WISH my cats would 'disappear' their prey. I once found a skinned mouse in my shoe. Ewwwwww!!!!

Better a mouse in your shoe, than a disembowled squirrel on your PILLOW!!! UGH! I have a jack-russel terrier that likes to leave me such nice "gifts".

[idtaminger]

If visitors tried pestering my cat, their bodies would never be found.

Wow. You have a cat? Seriously? I would've figured you were the type to hate animals, especially potentially cute, cuddly pet types. Pythons, I could see. Cats - I never would've guessed.

[BlueSoup]

He has a cat, imaginatively named Cat, and a dog.  Guess what the dog's name is?

My cat has left a couple of birds for me.  She's far too superior to actually eat these birds though, she just kills them and leaves them where I'm sure to eat them.  Luckily for her, she's never left them in my bed.

[Batelle]

My cats usually catch the mice, drool on them and leave the whole carcass in a doorway where we can find it and congratulate them on their exemplary hunting skills.

The last time, though, one of them was hungry because he ate the mousy back end and left the rest of it on my office chair. 

[Jelenedra]

Husband had a cat (named Nuisance) that used to kill RABBITS for him. Would wait for him to come home with the rabbit in his teeth.

[Velax]

He has a cat, imaginatively named Cat, and a dog.  Guess what the dog's name is?

Panda?

[notveryawesome]

I only WISH my cats would 'disappear' their prey. I once found a skinned mouse in my shoe. Ewwwwww!!!!

Better a mouse in your shoe, than a disembowled squirrel on your PILLOW!!! UGH! I have a jack-russel terrier that likes to leave me such nice "gifts".

Yes, but I didn't realise it was in my shoe until I put my foot inside. Needless to say, I promptly bleached my foot. Still, I felt reasonably safe wearing the shoe again after washing it several times in hot water. I think I'd have to buy a new pillow after finding a gutted squirrel on it. OK, you win the nasty pet-gift contest. Bleurgh!

[CatGirl]

If visitors tried pestering my cat, their bodies would never be found.

If someone tried throwing my cat around, I don't think he'd kill them, but he WOULD remove their hand with surgical precision.

Many years ago, one of our cats left a LIVE mouse in my father's work boot. (We kids nearly busted our guts trying not to laugh.)

My daughter's cat left an eviscerated mouse on her windshield the other morning, which she had to clean up before driving to work.

I've "owned" cats for over 50 years, I have a million disgusting stories.

[Sleepycat]

ya my cats bring me gifts too - mice, moles, birds, snakes, rabbits, chipmunks, squirrals(sp?) and 1 time a bat 

[J. M. Pescado]

Yeah, that's why I'm saying my cat is unusual. He doesn't bring gifts. He murders in secret and makes sure the bodies are never found. Somehow I knew this cat was the one for me when he ripped off my face as a kitten.

[nectere]

He has a cat, imaginatively named Cat, and a dog.  Guess what the dog's name is?

My cat has left a couple of birds for me.  She's far too superior to actually eat these birds though, she just kills them and leaves them where I'm sure to eat them.  Luckily for her, she's never left them in my bed.

You know I have a couple of nice recipes I could let you borrow if you are interested?


*yes I suppose birdie crumbs in the bed would be kinda annoying...

[rohina]

I had one of those mystery killer cats, too. I once saw her with a mouse tail hanging out of her mouth and she just slupped it up like spaghetti. That was the only time she was observed, though.

[J. M. Pescado]

I've also heard stories of cats that lead double lives, having two "owners" that they arbitrarily move between, each owner thinking their cat is simply outside somewhere, when, in fact, it is with the other owner.

[Zoltan]

Polygamist cats???

more like two-timing pussies   

[kaarinah]

I had a cat with two homes, she was out all day and never ate at home. After a while I found out that she spent the days at a house a few hundred meters from us, apparantly they had better food...

[Zoltan]

something I noticed in the game (not sure if its been mentioned)......

in training the cat, there's an option to "teach use toilet"

I noticed if it was a non-Maxis toilet, the command would fall out of queue

so I replaced it with a Maxis toilet and it worked with that
(the cat learned to do like that cat Mr Jiggs in the movie Meet The Parents)

 

[BeckerCheez]

I've also heard stories of cats that lead double lives, having two "owners" that they arbitrarily move between, each owner thinking their cat is simply outside somewhere, when, in fact, it is with the other owner.

I think the male cat my family used to have was living a double life like that.  He'd sometimes be gone for weeks and then come back home and not recognize us.  He was still a pretty darn good cat.  Better than those good-for-nuthin' females; one was raised to distrust people and scratched hell out of them, the other was the equivalent of an airhead.   

This dog my family has now, hoo boy.  She really has personality!