Hey Pescado!

[DrBeast]

There's lots of other 'features' that need fixing too. I had a neat vampire sim haul her ass up 3 stories during daylight while rapidly decreasing motives to make a bed and I couldn't cancel it because I don't have the hack anymore. :p

I have every reason to believe that hack would work unmodified. Boris is compiling a list right now, since he has the game. I'll have an objects.package to look at in about 189 Microsoft hours now.

Uh...pardon my ignorance but...what in the blazes is Microsoft hours?!?
Regarding NL: I don't plan on getting it soon anyway. I'm still pretty hooked to University, which, if I know myself, I'll keep abusing for another month or so, then I'll find meself another game to get addicted to, and when that addiction wears of it'll be close to November. My guess is JM will be over and done with checking out his hacks and making new ones to remedy the stuff that's fucked up in NL (and from what I've read, it's not a short list!). Plus, by that time the price will have dropped to reasonable, EU standards (yes, I'm in Greece, but unfortunately my homeland doesn't always comply to EU standards...sigh!).

[J. M. Pescado]

Uh...pardon my ignorance but...what in the blazes is Microsoft hours?!?

Microsoft Time(tm) is similar to Real Time, but without any mandatory rules of correspondence or the requirement that time elapses linearly. Since Microsoft Time(tm) is nonlinear and has no real relationship to Real Time, something can take 10 Microsoft Minutes(tm), and 10 minutes later, it will still take 10 Microsoft MInutes(tm), or perhaps it will now take 20 Microsoft Minutes(tm). On rare occasions, it might actually have already finished. On even more rare occasions, it will just be finished.

At present time, the download will complete in 217 Microsoft Hours(tm).

[Braveheart]

At the risk of having my lips ripped off..........You are so cute J.M.  I Love you!    

[DrBeast]

Uh...pardon my ignorance but...what in the blazes is Microsoft hours?!?

Microsoft Time(tm) is similar to Real Time, but without any mandatory rules of correspondence or the requirement that time elapses linearly. Since Microsoft Time(tm) is nonlinear and has no real relationship to Real Time, something can take 10 Microsoft Minutes(tm), and 10 minutes later, it will still take 10 Microsoft MInutes(tm), or perhaps it will now take 20 Microsoft Minutes(tm). On rare occasions, it might actually have already finished. On even more rare occasions, it will just be finished.

At present time, the download will complete in 217 Microsoft Hours(tm).

Got it...uh, you better hide those lips now Braveheart!

[sanmonroe]

At the risk of having my lips ripped off..........You are so cute J.M.  I Love you!    

He kisses that hard?

[Ruann]

One only needs hands to rip lips off.  Or pliers. 

[sanmonroe]

So Braveheart and/or Pesc are into rough fetish stuff? Lip pulling and pliers etc.

To each his own.

[Brynne]

Uh...pardon my ignorance but...what in the blazes is Microsoft hours?!?

Microsoft Time(tm) is similar to Real Time, but without any mandatory rules of correspondence or the requirement that time elapses linearly. Since Microsoft Time(tm) is nonlinear and has no real relationship to Real Time, something can take 10 Microsoft Minutes(tm), and 10 minutes later, it will still take 10 Microsoft MInutes(tm), or perhaps it will now take 20 Microsoft Minutes(tm). On rare occasions, it might actually have already finished. On even more rare occasions, it will just be finished.

At present time, the download will complete in 217 Microsoft Hours(tm).

Sounds a lot like basketball or football minutes!

[rhodaloo]

It also sounds a lot like band or scout minutes.

[KellyQ]

It also sounds a lot like band or scout minutes.

As my son just entered high school this year and joined marching band, this really caused me to laugh. I think part of being a band instructor is to have no sense of real world time.

[sara_dippity]

There's lots of other 'features' that need fixing too. I had a neat vampire sim haul her ass up 3 stories during daylight while rapidly decreasing motives to make a bed and I couldn't cancel it because I don't have the hack anymore. :p

There are loopholes in my method of play. Like in my mind, that "feature" is a bug. I see no reason why one should be penalized for trying to make a bed, or any reason why a sim has to make a bed. First of all that's what maids are for, and second of all I don't make my bed, why should my sims?

[Motoki]

Worst part is, it wasn't even her bed. :p One good thing about a coffin is, you never have to make it.

[J. M. Pescado]

I'm sure you'll like the new proposed Authorized Personnel Only with Anti-Vampire-Daylight-Lock, then. Then the security system will physically prevent vampires from attempting to leave the house during daylight hours.

[amjoie]

Given that my procurement contacts are overseas, yes, that is sort of how it works. In fact, it will take slightly longer because of security procedures.

However, there is good news. Boris has the game now, and I'll have the package shortly. Unfortunately, SimPE still doesn't actually work with Nightlife yet at last check.

Pescado is the Man from M.A.D. (because U.N.C.L.E. will never be the same after 911). Ilya's offspring is codenamed "Boris" -- and, as everyone knows, Montana is only a State of mind.