If someone wanted to write new text to override the stupid text, how would they go about doing so?
Most likely it is located in Live.package. You would have to extract the text entry, import it into a new package, and call it Live.package. Calling it anything else won't work. The same way, the "there are TWO babies on the way" could be changed to something better for those people who are using the Triplets&Quads hack (that always annoys me). And it's also the same file that has the sim names, so if you are using a replacement (Jordi made one, I think), you will have to import any new text changes that you make into the existing one, since I can't imagine the game would like having two Live.package files in the Downloads folder at the same time.