Mirror Mirror

[cwhitney]

Inspired by the earlier thread about ugly sims, I've decided to take a poll about which of my Veronaville boys is the ugliest of them all.  I've searched through my neighborhood high and low and narrowed the search down to three.  I decided to choose only boys for now simply to avoid having the poll skewed by the gender of the sim in question.  If the response is positive, I'll consider another poll for the ugliest girls.  With that out of the way, here are our contestants:

First up is Apollo.  I think my decision to name all the children of this household after ancient Gods may have cursed all the kids to look something like this.  I give you, Teen #1:



Next up, I was watching the NFL Network earlier in the day when this sim was born, watching Terrell Davis talk about Terrell Owens, which gave me the inspiration for this sim's name.  He resembles TO's personality, turned inside out.  I give you, Terrell!



Last but not least, there's Rod, as in, he'll only be bashing his...  His only consolation is that he didn't inherit all of his parents' ugly genes:



After the poll finishes, I may award the winner complimentary plastic surgery.

Thanks for your participation.

[Emma]

It was a toss-up between Apollo and Terrell-the last one isn't so bad really Apollo's eyes are far too weird and high up for me..

[Grater]

Terrel, he looks like he's had his face kicked in.

Apollo looks a little untouched by human evolution but isn't much worse than "typical townie" ugly.

[Ancient Sim]

I'm trying to work out what is wrong with Rod?  His nose may be ever-so-slightly bigger than average, but he's still an attractive sim, at least in that picture. 

[cwhitney]

I'm trying to work out what is wrong with Rod?  His nose may be ever-so-slightly bigger than average, but he's still an attractive sim, at least in that picture. 

His eyes bulge out about an inch (2.5 cm) beyond everything else on his face except that ample schnozz.

Edit:
And to tell you the truth I wanted a third that was at least a little distinctive compared to the others.  I have a lot of ugly sims but a vast majority of them look like the first two and I wanted some variety.  All three of these sims are cousins, in fact.

And trust me, if I changed Rod's hair to an ugly hairstyle and made sure to get a screenshot that emphasized his exaggerated qualities, I don't think you'd be calling him attractive.  It might take two shots though.

[Tgdrysix]

I voted Apollo....please give him some help.... tgdrysix

[Jysudo]

I agree that Apollo needs some serious help. He should be glad he is only a sim 

[cwhitney]

Yeah, looking at Rod again that's not a very good picture of showing off his ugliness (although I did expect him to be, I suppose the correct word is, trounced in this competition).  You know your sim's got problems when you can look at them in profile from the left and the only thing keeping you from seeing his right eye is, in fact, his left eye.  It's very grotesque.

I'm surprised that Terrell isn't giving Apollo a closer race.

[Verona]

They all need eyelids.  That's one thing that jumps out at me. I wish I knew of a good site for men's eyelids. Hard to find.

Oh, Terrell gets my vote, but eyelids would even help him.

[Renatus]

They all need eyelids.  That's one thing that jumps out at me. I wish I knew of a good site for men's eyelids. Hard to find.

Oh, Terrell gets my vote, but eyelids would even help him.

Mermaid Cove has great eyelids.

[Verona]

I have the eyelids from Mermaid Cove, and they have eye shadow on almost all of them. Sort of looks funky on the guys.