We have Rape/impregnation, Necrophilia, and STDs. whats next for the expansion?

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Sanmonroe is blessed with a very dry wit.  Gotta love it.

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[J. M. Pescado]

Let's start with furries shall we?
Personally I have no problems with anyone who wished to partake in this activity. If you would like to have sex as Winnih the Pooh be my guest. Leave me out of it and I won't bother you. I don't find it morally wrong, nor will I judge, but don't bug me with your sex fetishes I'll stick to my own thank you.
Furries do however take lot's of crap. JM's chart is pretty good actually. Anyway, nothing is really wrong with it and I would advise that no matter how sick it makes you think, it is actually natural and a part of the human brain. Ergo God (Should he/she/it exist) DID in fact INTENED for people to want to be this way.

Just because it's natural doesn't mean it's not revolting. Plenty of natural things are revolting, often for very good reasons. Incest is "natural", but it's also a revolting and disgusting practice, and there are very good, natural reasons *WHY* it's revolting!

[sanmonroe]

Chilren scared by Aliens or whatnot:
Please. I've seen cartoons for 5 year olds with more dark themes and characters than TS2. A 9 year old would either find that aspect of The Sims boring or exciting. Not scary (unless they are some sort of sheilded ignorant child of overbearing parents who want their kid to live in a bubble). Buttsex? Diving too deep (no pun intended).

Are you saying 9 year olds shouldn't be scared of being abducted, anally penetrated, and then having to carry around something growing in them as a memento of the rape until one day it flies out and becomes a living reminder of the event? A face that is a combination of their features and the features of the guy with the probe?

If thats what you are saying, forgive me Father for questioning the divine plan.

Undead zombies as sexual fetish? WTF?

Necrophiliacs hide clips from the Night of The Living Dead on their computers for when they are in the mood. 

No. STDs from Vampires? Someone needs to relearn the definition of SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES. Last time I checked, neck biting was not sex. Foreplay perhaps, but not sex. Want to go down the AIDS/HIV saliva blood aspet? Last time I checked your sims don't bleed, nor can they transmit a fatal disease via Woohoo or by kissing.

You know? This made me realize I missed something. The hypnotism at the beginning of the bite is kind of like drugging (rophenol?) the person then while they are helpess forcing a disease on them. Its worse than I thought!

True vampirism is not one of the real life venereal diseases. What do you think? These are the diseases that are present and transferable in saliva. Which is the most similar to the one in TS2?

    * Cytomegalovirus
    * Genital warts
    * Gonorrhea
    * Hepatitis C
    * HIV
    * Common Cold
    * Flu
    * Upper Respiratory Infection
    * meningitis
    * Bacterial meningitis
    * Mononucleosis
    * Epstein-Barr virus
    * Cold sores
    * Cytomegalovirus
    * Molluscum contagiosum
    * Hepatitis B
    * Chronic Hepatitis B
    * Polio

I am going to go with Hep B. Results in skin colour change. Sensitivity to light in some cases. Eye colour change. Is treatable.

[sanmonroe]

Oh and for the record, I have nothing against zombie on zombie love. Pile up all the dead naked bodies you want ina  big hole and I am OK with that. Its just when living people interact with them in a pokey slimey kind of way that it becomes gross.

I am Pro-Zombie on Zombie love.



Anti-Necrophilia

[Grater]

This looks like a job for a link to a webcomic! wooo!

(said comic also contains a rather uh... shocking paradoy of slash fanfic)

[J. M. Pescado]

Oh and for the record, I have nothing against zombie on zombie love. Pile up all the dead naked bodies you want ina  big hole and I am OK with that. Its just when living people interact with them in a pokey slimey kind of way that it becomes gross.

That is, incidentally, now a feature of the Romance Mod: Zombies are not attractive to non-zombies.

[sanmonroe]

Oh and for the record, I have nothing against zombie on zombie love. Pile up all the dead naked bodies you want ina  big hole and I am OK with that. Its just when living people interact with them in a pokey slimey kind of way that it becomes gross.

That is, incidentally, now a feature of the Romance Mod: Zombies are not attractive to non-zombies.

Nice. Does it overpower turn ons? Lets say its a fat and stinky zombie and those happen to be a sim's turn ons. Will the sim still be repulsed?

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That is, incidentally, now a feature of the Romance Mod: Zombies are not attractive to non-zombies.

And I thought Knowledge Sims wanted to try everything.

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[angelyne]

ROFL that geekchart you posted JM has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long while.

Now look at what that thread made me do.  I went poking around the wikipedia and learned new terms :plushophilia,  toonophile, furvert.

All knowledge is supposed to be good but hmmmmm.

[Renatus]

Look at it this way, Angelyne... it gives you an even better idea of who to avoid.

[sanmonroe]

All knowledge is supposed to be good but hmmmmm.

I will warn you, some things cannot be unseen.


If you need a horrific example that will haunt you to the ends of the earth send me a PM and I will delve into the internets and see if I can find something that still disturbs me.

[angelyne]

I have yet to find anything more disturbing that Goatse.cx, but I rather not test that assumption

[sanmonroe]

Goatse/tubgirl/etc are the wal mart of webcest.

To find the true depths of webcest you need to delve into the bowels of the internet .

I saw this over a year ago and just the thought of it still makes me squirm. Like I said, some things cannot be unseen.

[angelyne]

dunno about tubgirl.  And I don't want to either.  And I well believe you when you warn about things better unseen.  You'll have to find someone else to share nightmares with

 

[BlueSoup]

Euuuwwwww, tubgirl.  That was just about the nastiest thing I've ever seen, and that's the soft version?  Blech.

[sanmonroe]

The most entertaining thing was the link was in a newsletter with a very specific warning on it. It said something like "This is XXXXXXXXXX with a XXXXXXXXXXXXXX. NOT SAFE FOR WORK, NOT SAFE FOR ANYWHERE, YOU WILL BE FUCKEd UP IF YOU WATCH IT!!!!I AM NOT JOKING! DO NOT WATCH IT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR MEMORY!!!


This was for a BIG popular website.

In spite of the warning, about 10 min after the newsletter went out,t he boards were alive with "OH MY DEAR GOD!!!" posts.

I don't even have the organ involved and it makes me cringe! and no its not anything like the cock cutting up site or a ball trample site. Its so much worse. 

[Sleepycat]

lmao

http://genensims.com/skins/furry_05.htm

[Aggie]

Am I the only one who thought of 'artificial insemination' when they saw sex with robots? 

As for what's next, I'm surprised you couldn't figure it out on your own: Beastiality, of course. We have yet to get werewolves. 

[J. M. Pescado]

Nice. Does it overpower turn ons? Lets say its a fat and stinky zombie and those happen to be a sim's turn ons. Will the sim still be repulsed?

Most things overpower turn-ons, so yes. Turn-ons are by far the weakest component in the attraction engine. Your sim will most likely still be repulsed. Just less repulsed. Because, let's face it, fat and stinky is one thing, fat, stinky, and *DEAD* is another thing.

And I thought Knowledge Sims wanted to try everything.

Well, just because it's not sexy at all doesn't mean you can't try it anyway.

[angelyne]

lmao

http://genensims.com/skins/furry_05.htm

lol Sleepycat.  I've seen those skin before but now I am seeing in an entirely different light!

JM, if someone was to make their self-sim and the whole cast of Star Trek, using those skins, and make a story album of it.....where would that fit in your chart ?

[sanmonroe]

Someone needs to Bob Barker those people.

[Batelle]

Someone needs to Bob Barker those people.

Ha!  Well put!  I can't imagine, though, that sex is comfortable in those bulky suits.  I bet a furry millionaire would hire the costumer and make-up artists from Cats to help design a more streamline, movable, costume.

The robot sex (sex robot?) in OFB has me pre-emptively wierded out (much like non-Zombie/Zombie couplings) because of the high potential for, um, malfunction

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... because of the high potential for, um, malfunction

LOL!!  Yet another way to be Saved from Death!

But.... ouch!

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[veilchen]

LOL!!  Yet another way to be Saved from Death!

But.... ouch!

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What color ghost would that bring forth I wonder?

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LOL!!  Yet another way to be Saved from Death!

But.... ouch!

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What color ghost would that bring forth I wonder?

Blushing pink, obviously!

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