Does This Sim Scare The Bejesus Outta You?

[BlueSoup]

I fell compelled to share with you my infortunate offspring

Oh my, angelyne.  A face only a mother could love, eh? 

[flowerchile]

I'm a mum, and no I couldn't love that.  I have a disturbing phobia about things THAT ugly.

[BlueSoup]

Yes, but you're not her mother.  I bet if it was your daughter, you'd love it.  Or drown it.  Pescado would drown it, probably. 

[flowerchile]

Yes, but you're not her mother.  I bet if it was your daughter, you'd love it.  Or drown it.  Pescado would drown it, probably. 

Drowning is a good - only - option. 

[Renatus]

Nah. Clone it with SimPE, make a test neighborhood, open up the clone in CAS and make it adult, tweak, save it, extract that sim's facial data and put it over that of the toddler's.

Well, that is if one can't stand to wait until the kid is old enough for the surgery machine. That's easier, but... ... that kid is scary. It looks like it's eyes are trying to grow out on stalks.

[flowerchile]

I still live in a cave and do not have SimPE.  Therefore, drowning is the only answer.

[Taz]

You know...A little makeup, hair done up a little differently, soft music and a couple rounds at the juice bar....she might just find her dream sim.  

Just kidding BlueSoup. She doesn't look half bad as an adult, kinda grew into the eyes, and the nose somewhat.

[angelyne]

I vote for drowning myself.   But what I actually did is grow him up and move him out of the house.  Surprisingly he looks ok as an adult, but who wants to have that growing in your house!

And here is her second child (with a different male, the father of the previous offspring is now forbiden to pass on his genes)





Isn't he the cutest kid?

Well, that is if one can't stand to wait until the kid is old enough for the surgery machine. That's easier, but... ... that kid is scary. It looks like it's eyes are trying to grow out on stalks.

ROLF !! I am still laughing at that comment!!

[ZephyrZodiac]

It's father is a basset hound, I think!

[TaWanda]

Blue, are you sure about this girls parentage? Maybe ol' PT9 been sneaking around the house on the sly hmmm... The tiny nose, long upper lip, and big buggy eyes, well she certainly reminds me a lot of some of the half alien kids I have running around  my Strangetown. 




BTW, I use christianlovs updated boutique rack for surgery/change appearance/change clothes  on townies, npcs, teens, kids too . Very Handy!!

[ZephyrZodiac]

I have some very attractive half-alien kids!  One, in particular has grown up into a stunning YA - her mother isn't very beautiful at all, she has the elf face and ENORMOUS ears (as do her father and uncles), but alien father Zen is very attractive, and she seems to have got the best of both of them.

http://forum.simfreaks.com/index.php?showtopic=4539&pid=42405&st=0&#entry42405

That's dad Zen in this thread, and I think he's sweet!

[J. M. Pescado]

You know, I think this Sim truly demonstrates what my mother always said.  You look prettier when you smile than when you frown.  I think all of the pictures of her are much better when she's smiling.

That's hogwash. Look at this guy:


You think that guy should smile? It would probably break his face! Now with a magnificent SCOWL, on the other hand....

I don't even think he *CAN* smile. The one on the right has him TRYING, and instead the result is a mean-looking grimace.

[ZephyrZodiac]

Any relation, JM?

[angelyne]

I'm convinced that's his self-sim

[ZephyrZodiac]

Definitely a possibility!  (Or it could be his self-sim's offspring........)

[BlueSoup]

I think it is a descendant of his Self-sim, from what I can remember.  Like great-great grandson or something.

And yes, I am totally sure of this kid's parentage.  I just can't say who they are. 

[TaWanda]

That's dad Zen in this thread, and I think he's sweet!

Very nice! My alien descendants tend to be quite attractive or butt ugly, never any middle ground.
 And yeah, think that's most probably JM sim too.! It's the  evil shifty eyes that give it away.

[J. M. Pescado]

That particular sim is a grandson. You can definitely see the resemblance, though. Evil shifty eyes?

[TaWanda]

As my Momma used to say, "If looks could kill...",   that sim would make a first rate assassin. 

[MaxisManiac]

I fell compelled to share with you my infortunate offspring

That thing simply must die.

[Regina]

I was really trying to read this WHOLE thread but my eyes are crossing--been staring at too-small text on computer screen for something like 13 hours now!

Overall, she's really quite cute.  The space between her nose and lips reminds me of my own sim kids.  For whatever reason, out of 5 kids, my sim self really only has one that's rather nice-looking.  Of course, my kids in RL aren't gorgeous either--well, except for the 8-year-old and he's just a doll!)! LOL  At any rate, I sure wouldn't keep her from having children because of her nose and upper lip.  I personally would be more concerned about her having a child with someone who has a thinner face.  I've found that's where the horrific-looking sims come in.  I've had some that ended up with their jaws so wide they looked plum distorted.

[Pegasys]

I fell compelled to share with you my infortunate offspring

I'm all for "Sim Diversity," but THAT is freakin' SCARY.

[Simsbaby]

I fell compelled to share with you my infortunate offspring

where are the eyes!

[cwhitney]

Oh wow, you guys are appalled by THAT?

I'd post a whole bunch of shots of my ugliest sims, but I'd probably crash the server.  Rest assured, though, that they're truly hideous, not like these sims you guys have posted.

Anyway, here's what one family sort of looks like:

http://vortex.accuweather.com/adc2004/pub/images/promos/blog_sleestak.jpg

(edited to avoid hotlinks)

[Zeljka]

I agree, the only thing wrong with that girl is that her nose is too high, (and that first hairstyle is hideous, I've never seen a sim that looked good with it)

I have some horrendously ugly Sim kids... mostly decendants of I've downloaded, those nice 'unique' features don't blend well.

I downloaded a really good Lucy Liu and though she was cute as a button, she had the ugliest toddlers/children ever... Her son hit adult about 3 seconds after hitting toddler (was hoping he'd grow into it, but he didn't) I tried breeding out the ugly gene and have a whole ugly neighbourhood of her offspring to prove it (kept growing up them up in hopes an age would suit them, if not, they were moved out)  I thought I'd managed to tone it down a bit, but re-entering that hood months later, I realize I didn't even come close.


Her son and granddaughter... I shrieked everytime this kid looked at me and eventually had to grow her up because I just wasn't sure my heart could take it.