Just write all the descriptions into one document, zip, attach and post one new thread (either here, in Pescado or BastDawn agrees it would be useful, or in Peasantry). It isn't rocket science. No need to be a spammer and/or pain in the arse.
witch, that isn't true. Senators have spork power!
Sporks are made of win.
In other news, the idea of a single new thread does appeal. I'll go see what I can cobble together.