Sims 3 Store content will not show up at all

[SomeHugeRetard]

At least, I can't get anything past the very first store update to show up.  Everything installs fine.  I can't remember at what point the launcher tells me "Installation failed:  Please make sure your software is up to date blah blah blah", but everything that I click to install shows up in the download section under my documents, and in the launcher itself.  I've tried selecting all of the items, and clicking install, but nothing wants to show up.  I got the store updates from here, actually.

I have World Adventures, Ambitions, HELS and Late Night, my game version is 6.0.81.009001.  I do not have any kind of game changing core mods, and I know the resource.cfg(?) file has to be correct, otherwise the first store updates wouldn't be showing up to begin with.  I've been looking around for an answer for a long time.  I tried asking at MTS, but they're moral fags and banned my account over it, even though I didn't specifically mention that my games are pirated (HypersensitiveParoxysm hates my guts, anyway).  Google only brings up retards from Yahoo Answers that don't know anything.

So, I'm probably just stupid and am missing something really obvious.  But any kind of help would be appreciated.  Like I said, I've been searching around for a while, and this is pretty much my last resort.

[Sarafina]

So, I'm probably just stupid and am missing something really obvious.  But any kind of help would be appreciated.  Like I said, I've been searching around for a while, and this is pretty much my last resort.

Yes, yes you are.  If you had searched here, you would have found the answer because it's been posted about a million times.  And no I don't hate your guts, we just don't tolerate laziness and stupidity here.

[jezzer]

Does anyone else want to marry Sarafina right now?

[snowbawl]

I want to marry a prince!

[kiki]

Does anyone else want to marry Sarafina right now?

I don't - we haven't been dating long and I haven't even met her parents yet...

[SomeHugeRetard]

So, I'm probably just stupid and am missing something really obvious.  But any kind of help would be appreciated.  Like I said, I've been searching around for a while, and this is pretty much my last resort.

Yes, yes you are.  If you had searched here, you would have found the answer because it's been posted about a million times.  And no I don't hate your guts, we just don't tolerate laziness and stupidity here.

I may be stupid but I'm not lazy.  I double checked around here, and will see if what I found will help.

[Jeebus]

So, I'm probably just stupid and am missing something really obvious.  But any kind of help would be appreciated.  Like I said, I've been searching around for a while, and this is pretty much my last resort.

Yes, yes you are.  If you had searched here, you would have found the answer because it's been posted about a million times.  And no I don't hate your guts, we just don't tolerate laziness and stupidity here.

I may be stupid but I'm not lazy.  I double checked around here, and will see if what I found will help.

No, you're lazy too.  If you had used the search bar, you would have found a solution in the first post.

[SomeHugeRetard]

Oh, well.  I found my answer anyway, so, thanks.

[snowbawl]

So, I'm probably just stupid and am missing something really obvious.  But any kind of help would be appreciated.  Like I said, I've been searching around for a while, and this is pretty much my last resort.

Yes, yes you are.  If you had searched here, you would have found the answer because it's been posted about a million times.  And no I don't hate your guts, we just don't tolerate laziness and stupidity here.

I may be stupid but I'm not lazy.  I double checked around here, and will see if what I found will help.

No, you're lazy too.  If you had used the search bar, you would have found a solution in the first post.

But it is admittedly stupid.  Search bar, cereal box, it is all the same!  ...And some day my prince will come.

[Sarafina]

Does anyone else want to marry Sarafina right now?

I don't - we haven't been dating long and I haven't even met her parents yet...

I'm not sure you want to; my dad owns a shotgun and is from Texas.  So there's that