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kiki
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Now that there's enough CC floating around for TS3, I think MATY is a viable option again for showcasing the worst the community has to offer. Something that seems particularly shit is the caliber of some of the patterns that are getting made - thanks to programs like the Create A Pattern tool, any old tard can churn them out and some of them are utterly horrific. To kick it off, I give you pilar39mx from MTS2's garfield patterns. Share the shit, folks: |
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"I feel sorry for people that don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they'll feel all day." - Dean Martin<Pescado> Because hey, sometimes you have fun, and sometimes fun has you. 
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Annan
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Pretty much any "licensed" pattern is going to be horrible, because people don't think to do something clever or use an actual existing pattern- they just slap an image down and call it a day.   Who in the world would use these? In what situation would these look good, on anything? |
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MidnightVoyager
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Ahh, I'm game. I have a few from TSR. There seem to be many fuck-ups, as far as textures go. This person doesn't seem to enable recoloring, so they have a few different types of this pattern.  All in varied blinding colors. Here's some licensed art patterning:  ...Absolutely nobody tried on this one. Here, have a JPEG-artifact-riddled Betty Boop. And the preview shall be... an extreme closeup! And now for some rock'n'roll!  ...I have no idea WTF this is actually supposed to be, but the title assured me that Rock 'n Roll is involved. Either way, the person who made this is awful and should feel awful for having made it. That is the worst preview image ever. |
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Inge
Round Mound of Gray Fatness
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The red splashes are very unfortunately placed on the crotch and buttcrack!  |
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jezzer
Grammar Police
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"Start a new thread" is the new "Search."
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Is the thread only open to patterns? Because I've seen some pretty godawful Custom Sims on MTS.
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<soozelwoozel> Remember the days when jezzer used to have adorable pictures of ratties holding teddy bears as his avatar? Now it\\\'s all eyeless cave vagina spiders and despair.
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kiki
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Stupid Schlemiel
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Is the thread only open to patterns? Because I've seen some pretty godawful Custom Sims on MTS.
The theme for this month is patterns, each month it has a different theme - next month? |
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"I feel sorry for people that don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they'll feel all day." - Dean Martin<Pescado> Because hey, sometimes you have fun, and sometimes fun has you.
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Ichigo
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I give you a T$R creation:  "This is a pattern for little sim girls. Enjoy it. It was made by my daughter Aimee and she is very proud of it  " Not loud in the slightest. BTW, I'm quite pleased that this treasured pastime is back. Admittedly, the TS3 patterns aren't nearly as bad as some of the TS2 wallpaper. Like the pepperoni one in the old "More Awful"...  |
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Versus
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These are pretty horrible.   |
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Narmy
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Why would a floor/carpet have pictures/decals on it? It just.... doesn't make sense.
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jezzer
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I give you a T$R creation: *image snip* "This is a pattern for little sim girls. Enjoy it. It was made by my daughter Aimee and she is very proud of it " Not loud in the slightest. BTW, I'm quite pleased that this treasured pastime is back. Admittedly, the TS3 patterns aren't nearly as bad as some of the TS2 wallpaper. Like the pepperoni one in the old "More Awful"... If that was actually made by a 6 or early 12, it's not that bad. It's pretty damn good, compared to the other patterns I've seen in this thread. I could see using that in a nursery after muting the background color. |
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<soozelwoozel> Remember the days when jezzer used to have adorable pictures of ratties holding teddy bears as his avatar? Now it\\\'s all eyeless cave vagina spiders and despair.
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The red splashes are very unfortunately placed on the crotch and buttcrack! FIRECROTCH. That outfit wants to be worn on a pink scooter, methinks. |
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<notovny> Aww, yeah, WOODBEAST.
<kutto> Keep it in your pants, notovny.
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chazzhay
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 It look like all they did was do a Google image search for a picture of tiling stones. |
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"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
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OmegaStarr
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It look like all they did was do a Google image search for a picture of tiling stones.
Looks like any EAxis made stone pattern to me, but where's the moss and why is it on the ceiling? |
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kiki
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URGH. Over saturation ahoy. That also looks oversharpened to boot.
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"I feel sorry for people that don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they'll feel all day." - Dean Martin<Pescado> Because hey, sometimes you have fun, and sometimes fun has you.
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I think it's really good. You just put it in the wrong place. It belongs on an outside wall.
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Jeebus
Nitwitted Nuisance
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I think it's really good. You just put it in the wrong place. It belongs on an outside wall.
Cwurts, I don't think you're the best one to judge aesthetics. Anyone who has posted 39 skintones, all in jaundice-like yellow, is clearly weak in the vision department. To add to what has been said, that pattern looks really flat- for something that over-realistic, it would have been good to create some illusion of depth. Since it's within 5 weeks of Christmas and thus officially the "Holiday Season," how about some hideously tacky Christmas patterns?   Save it for the wrapping paper, please. |
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"Terminate the erroneous data" is an awesome euphemism for an abortion.
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MidnightVoyager
Exasperating Eyesore
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Jesus, the colors they use don't help! Why are the snowflakes on the floor made out of pee and blood?!
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Look out where the Huskies go, don't touch that yellow snow, be a good little Eskimo? I'm sure the colors could be chosen arbitrarily and as such, the eye-searingness is mainly an artifact of what colors were chosen as demonstration: In all fairness, a certain amount of high-contrast is necessary in demonstrating a recolorable pattern, to denote the recolorable areas. Perhaps it is not so bad when the colors are chosen for less garishness.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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HomeschooledByTards
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The blue and white snowflake pattern is nice. The rest are eyeblinding shit.
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[19:30] <sooze> YAY BFFs
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Dark Trepie
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The red splashes are very unfortunately placed on the crotch and buttcrack! FIRECROTCH. That outfit wants to be worn on a pink scooter, methinks.  |
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Jeebus
Nitwitted Nuisance
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Jesus, the colors they use don't help! Why are the snowflakes on the floor made out of pee and blood?!
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"Terminate the erroneous data" is an awesome euphemism for an abortion.
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rohina
Horny Turkey
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Jesus, the colors they use don't help! Why are the snowflakes on the floor made out of pee and blood?!
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Since it's within 5 weeks of Christmas and thus officially the "Holiday Season," how about some hideously tacky Christmas patterns? Save it for the wrapping paper, please. I think they got those patterns from flannel bedsheets. I own some that are similar, only they're all in soft, subdued blues, grays, purples and whites, not eye-scorching primary colors, and they're quite nice. I definitely wouldn't put those patterns on walls or floors, though. |
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