SUPPORT THE MUNICIPALITY!

[Marhis]

Be advised that for those who just suffer from a total lack of patience and pacing, that, like all previous years, titles and other rewards will not actually be processed until the bill is sent in and confirmed. Due to past difficulties in processing, we don't count the chickens until they hatch. Because, you know, this was supposed to run for 3 months. Not 3 days.

So, we are going to nag you about SETTING A TARD-FREE ZONE SEPARATED FROM RETARDOLAND for three months? This could be fun.

[Tangie]

I was going to wait awhile since you said you weren't in any hurry but it looks like you might be cutting this off early so....Donation complete.

As mentioned, I am shallow enough to purchase a title if they are for sale (feminine form please). If not, consider it a thank you. Baa baa...


Edited to correct spelling fail.

[J. M. Pescado]

Anyone out to get a title will have to wait until final processing at the REAL end of the process, assuming you had paced yourselves better. That means you have to manage to stay alive here for the next 3-4 months without dying or souping.

[spaceface]

Good, please post deadlines so that people can keep on donating. You might just get that other stuff you wanted. 

[rufio]

As far as I can tell, the Zazzle store never stopped running.

Well, yes, but when the person who was running the Zazzle store was apparently MIA, it did not seem likely to me that money I paid to the Zazzle store would actually get to the cheeseserver.

[J. M. Pescado]

Well, based on the progress rate, by tomorrow we will be full up on the server fund and will only take donations for the Beer Fund and the Computar Fund.

[spaceface]

The Computar Fund sounds worthwhile as your minions need to be able to provide fast, efficient service. We all stand to benefit by that. I am less convinced about the need for beer, unless it is for the minions to help them work.

[sewinglady]

The Computar Fund sounds worthwhile as your minions need to be able to provide fast, efficient service. We all stand to benefit by that. I am less convinced about the need for beer, unless it is for the minions to help them work.

Beer helping minions work?  There is something really wrong with that statement. In my experience, the moar beer consumed by minions, the LESS work you get out of 'em... no beer until the minions have finished their assigned tasks.

[J. M. Pescado]

Yes, but this misconception stems from your imperfect understanding of how things work. If you were THERE, you would know!

[Motoki]

In all seriousness booze effects people differently. I have a friend who is generally a slob but when she gets buzzed she gets super productive and turns into a cleaning machine.

I don't pretend to understand it, but I have seen it happen many times.

[rohina]

As far as I can tell, the Zazzle store never stopped running.

Well, yes, but when the person who was running the Zazzle store was apparently MIA, it did not seem likely to me that money I paid to the Zazzle store would actually get to the cheeseserver.

To clarify, Zazzle doesn't need any interference from anyone to run correctly: ie to pay money to cheezservar when people buy MATY stuffs. They only transfer money in lots of $25 or more, though and they take a while to do it. So your money will get into the fund eventually.

[DanceCommander]

The Computar Fund sounds worthwhile as your minions need to be able to provide fast, efficient service. We all stand to benefit by that. I am less convinced about the need for beer, unless it is for the minions to help them work.

Beer helping minions work?  There is something really wrong with that statement. In my experience, the moar beer consumed by minions, the LESS work you get out of 'em... no beer until the minions have finished their assigned tasks.

Beer is what fuels my brother and most other roofers.

The more beer I pour into him, the more work he does on my apartment.

[Ellatrue]

The Computar Fund sounds worthwhile as your minions need to be able to provide fast, efficient service. We all stand to benefit by that. I am less convinced about the need for beer, unless it is for the minions to help them work.

Beer helping minions work?  There is something really wrong with that statement. In my experience, the moar beer consumed by minions, the LESS work you get out of 'em... no beer until the minions have finished their assigned tasks.

Beer is what fuels my brother and most other roofers.

The more beer I pour into him, the more work he does on my apartment.

Beer makes everything better. SUPPORT THE ELLATRUE BEER FUND. Because freedom is not free, and neither are drunk related lulz.

[speedreader]

Donation made.  Please no titles.  Use funds for whatever, including beer.  I'm just happy to have you back up and running!

I am, however, taking possible explanations for when my husband sees BURNINATION on our bank statement. 

[twoftmama]

If we donate to the computer fund can we still get the title or webspace?

[Metalkatt]

Donated.  Title unimportant/unnecessary.

[cyperangel]

Donation complete, and as I am vain, I would like the title, if possible. Feminine form pretty please.

Also, I am wondering, are there anything specific we had to do to tie the donation to our MATY username? 'Cause if there were, I didn't know and/or forgot.

[J. M. Pescado]

You have to, at some point, indicate which one of those is actually you, either during title claim, or by putting it in the commentary.

[bdslucky]

I have done my duty as a loyal subject, although would not mind being a titled subject. But by all means purchase all the beer your little hearts desire.

[pentabet]

Regarding beer and its effect on productivity:

http://xkcd.com/323/

[BattyCoda]

I'm in as of yesterday.

[Lorelei]

I paid via swag purchase. Will show off goodies if / when Zazzle coughs them up.

[shannon_elaine]

I'd be willing to host the site for free through my company....
 Shoot me a PM if you're interested. I can offer you a big discount with unlimited everything as well if you might be interested in that.

[simluvr]

LOLz at husband's reaction. If it really says that, I wonder what my mom and dad will say. Though I did request permission prior to donation, it will be interesting to see/hear their reaction to having supported BURNATION.

[snapzit]

I got my bill already. It says "cheezserver". LULZ