Moved a big family into the Goth lot earlier today. It was an older file, so Cornelia and Gunther were getting pretty old. Gunther had a day to go and his wife had two. So, I did what any sensible person would and I locked them in a cube for three days. Neither died, though they did complain a lot. Eventually, I started to feel pity for them and let them out. They were starving at this point, and I saw no reason to change that. I let them bathe, sleep and clean the house but whenever they'd start inching towards the kitchen I'd send them right back out.
After a few days of this, I sent them out to that little stone henge imitation and had them stand there for a day. They kept trying to escape, but finally just resigned themselves to chatting. I think they lost hope.
So, the starving moodlet would keep going down, warning me of this "needless death" I'd be incurring on them but as soon as it would hit the end of the timer, it would start again at 8 hours.
Eventually I let them go back to the house. I walked away from the computer for a minute and in that short span of time, Gunther kicked the bucket after peeing himself all over the floor but what's-her-face has lasted another 5 days. She doesn't seem to be dying anytime soon.
I have their lifespan set on 50 days.. so why are they living to 60+ EVEN when starving?
"OH GAWD DARLING, LOOKIT MAH PEE-FACE!"
"Why don't you write a book about it?"