The 12 Days of Maxis Christmas - A song

[Brynne]

Did anybody mention the social bunnies? We have to include the social bunnies!
*smacks self repeatedly*
back into my medicated haze I go...

[BeckerCheez]

I only had one sim need the social bunny...so...

1 Social Bunny!

[Andygal]

2 Repo Men!

[Bangelnuts]

2 Repo Men!

3 lazy Maids

[baratron]

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, Maxis gave to me:

Twelve Drowning Swimmers
Eleven Runners with Scissors
Ten Hit by Satellite
Nine Roaring Fires
Eight Electric Shocks
Seven Poisoned Dinners
Six Empty Fridges
Five! Cow-ow plants
Four Deaths by Flies
Three Hacking Coughs
Two-oo Scared to Death
And a resurrected sim zom-bie

OK - I think I just died laughing! I *love* the last line .

[AllenABQ]

Twelve friends a-calling
Eleven dates a-slapping
Ten townies a-stalking
Nine vampires bleh-ing
Eight sims a-Smuscle-ing
Seven baristas and multiplying 
Six needed game hacks
FIVE! FARTING SLOBS !!!
Four creepy townie children
Three DJs with "skullet" haircuts
Two furious party guests
and a grouchy J-M-P!!!

[Baa]

On the first day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, one lump of wool.

On the second day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, two lambchops, and one lump of wool.

On the third day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, three lucky sheep feet, two lampchops, and one lump of wool.

On the fourth day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the fifth day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, five burning sheep, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the sixth day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, six keyboards, five burning sheep, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the seventh day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, seven ponds, six keyboards, FIVE BURNING SHEEP!, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the eigth day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, eight much needed game hacks, seven ponds, six keyboards, FIVE BURNING SHEEP!, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the ninth day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, nine DI nominations, eight much needed game hacks, seven ponds, six keyboards, FIVE BURNING SHEEP!, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the tenth day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, ten rippy the razor's, nine DI nominations, eight much needed game hacks, seven ponds, six keyboards, FIVE BURNING SHEEP!, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, eleven retardo landers, ten rippy the razor's, nine DI nominations, eight much needed game hacks, seven ponds, six keyboards, FIVE BURNING SHEEP!, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

On the twelvth day of Christmas, MATY gave to me, twelve Pescado sims for in-game burnination, eleven retardo landers, ten rippy the razor's, nine DI nominations, eight much needed game hacks, seven ponds, six keyboards, FIVE BURNING SHEEP!, four plates of sheppard's pie, three lucky sheep feet, two lamp chops, and one lump of wool.

O, what a MATY Christmas this will be!

[BlueSoup]

LOL That's pretty good, Kingdom. 

[Hairfish]

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...and a married male Sim on the down-low! (mistletoe)