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[Skadi]

Women are apparently stupid as all hell, too, judging by your complete failure to get the point.

Let me break it down:

Poster 1: Why do people want teen WHORE mods?!!?!
Poster 2: Sex doesnt make someone a whore
Poster 1: ALL I'M SAYING is WAY TOO MANY TEENS get PRAGNENT and they should STOP DOING THAT (but sex is okay)
Me: Because pregnancy is, after all, intentional 100% of the time
Women of MATY: rabble rabble rabble self righteous cunts out the ass how dare you seriously imply that pregnancy doesn't happen by accident and women aren't people, I'm going to go be ugly in front of a hooters because I hate pretty women

I'm quoting in case you soup, because this is gold.

I was going to give you some leeway, since your original response was supposed to be sarcasm. But now I see that you really are a misogynistic wanker with serious vag issues. Did your Mommy love your sisters more, or did she wish you were a girl?

Maybe you and the Tard could go to Hooters together! That'll stick it to us feminists for sure.

[Wyn]

I am conflicted: On the one hand, my IQ higher than 4 permits me (alone, apparently) to understand what Claeric actually originally meant (and you people accuse me of not getting sarcasm?), but, on the other hand, god DAMN that latest post was retarded.
Maybe Claeric should date Hook.

No, not alone.

However, if Claeric is going to be a wad, he should probably make sure that he is, at least, a funny wad.

This is not funny.

Do agree with the drama-starter, however. Teenage pregnancy is something to be ashamed of, both for the father and the mother. The teenage pregnancy rate is so high because of abstinence-only education/social conservatism, selfishness or stupidity on the part of the father, or stupidity or neediness on the part of the mother. Think I've covered most of the bases there.

[Skadi]

Here's the think about Claeric and his sense of humour. I would have thought he was joking or being sarcastic when he asked for a mod that would allow his sim to have sex with his adopted son - taking the mickey out of all the people squealing for inteen and incest mods. But that wasn't a joke, and his misogyny has spilled into posts previously.

But I'm sure this latest post is just more of his hilarious sense of humour that is over our heads. 

[jezzer]

Yeah, they apparently didn't "get" him at MTS, either.

[Skadi]

Maybe his OTP is with rufio.

[rohina]

Women are apparently stupid as all hell, too, judging by your complete failure to get the point.

No, dude, your problem is that women are smart enough to catch you on your bullshit. Your "sarcasm" comes in the context of a bunch of crazy-ass comments you have made that indicates just how deep your fear and hatred of women is (I particularly enjoyed that post about how you were trying to make a 'hood with no women in it, but that the game was sabotaging you). So, sure, while someone else making an ineptly sarcastic response might have gotten by with just a raised eyebrow, your posting history meant no one was going to give you a free pass.

Your response to me, filled as it is with undercurrents of hate and rage at women for daring to be ugly and uppity and expressing our cunty opinions, further undermines your claims to lighthearted sarcasm.

Summary: we have your number, jackhole.

[jezzer]

I had thought nothing could top his epic "sperm-tongue-vagina" rant about lesbians getting pregnant, but then the adoptive incest wish post happened, and now this.  He really is the gift that keeps on giving.

[Drakron]

At least he says what he thinks and sticks around, a lot more that can be said about other wussies.

I do say women do give A LOT of conflicting issues, its not hard to see women saying "dont treat us like a object" and then they expect men to treat them EXACTLY like that ... any men that is brave enough to venture the world of female literature can fix plenty of examples of that, after all Twillight success must means something (and not that people are stupid, I already knew that).

Of course I know enough to not argue that point in a estrogen filled forum, another misconception is that women are meek ... bullshit, they are far more aggressive that any men and if women were in power back in WW II we would not have to worry about things today because we would be dead, by nuclear fire.

[jezzer]

At least he says what he thinks and sticks around, a lot more that can be said about other wussies.

I do say women do give A LOT of conflicting issues, its not hard to see women saying "dont treat us like a object" and then they expect men to treat them EXACTLY like that ... any men that is brave enough to venture the world of female literature can fix plenty of examples of that, after all Twillight success must means something (and not that people are stupid, I already knew that).

Of course I know enough to not argue that point in a estrogen filled forum, another misconception is that women are meek ... bullshit, they are far more aggressive that any men and if women were in power back in WW II we would not have to worry about things today because we would be dead, by nuclear fire.

Oh Christ, Dark Ron is here to share his learnings on WIMMEN.  DARK RON'S FEMALE FACT NUMBER ONE:  "A damp cloth applied promptly will keep fap stains from ruining manga tits."

[witch]

At least he says what he thinks and sticks around, a lot more that can be said about other wussies.

Of course I know enough to not argue that point in a estrogen filled forum, another misconception is that women are meek ... bullshit, they are far more aggressive that any men and if women were in power back in WW II we would not have to worry about things today because we would be dead, by nuclear fire.

So HE sticks around and defends his views, in a non-wussie way; whereas oestrogen-filled WOMEN are aggressively bent on genocide?

Crikey. I feel so powerful. Hear me ROAR.

[rohina]

Hey, Dark Ron, characters in Fappy Beach do not count as actual women for the purposes of surveying women's opinions on objectification.

[mistressgemini]

At least he says what he thinks and sticks around, a lot more that can be said about other wussies.

I do say women do give A LOT of conflicting issues, its not hard to see women saying "dont treat us like a object" and then they expect men to treat them EXACTLY like that ... any men that is brave enough to venture the world of female literature can fix plenty of examples of that, after all Twillight success must means something (and not that people are stupid, I already knew that).

Of course I know enough to not argue that point in a estrogen filled forum, another misconception is that women are meek ... bullshit, they are far more aggressive that any men and if women were in power back in WW II we would not have to worry about things today because we would be dead, by nuclear fire.

Are you the adopted son that Claeric was speaking about? Please explain how the fuck you can count Twilight success? The only people that I know who bought that are under the age of 18 and busy getting knocked up intentionally.

Edit to fix the bad job of editing before I hit submit.

[Drakron]

Are you the adopted son that Claeric was speaking about?

 

Please explain how the fuck you can count Twilight success?

Demographics, I just used a notable example but you really think its the only one?
How about Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter?

The only people that I know who bought that are under the age of 18 and busy getting knocked up intentionally.

http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/the-demography-of-a-twilight-and-new-moon-fan

[witch]

I don't think they're talking about the same book I read:

Finding the powerful love story and precious (yet, at times, subtle) intricacies of the storyline...

Teen fans love the characters not only for their encapsulating dialogue

encapsulating  dialogue?

I think we could safely say that this reviewer doesn't have the foggiest notion of who might read these books, aside from the natural suspects. It's all guesswork based on seeing a few lines of people waiting to get into cinemas.

The reason this story resonates with so many people is purely that it matches the patriarchal myth that is inculcated in so many women throughout childhood; the myth that our prince will come, that he will save us, that he will love us, and, that despite being all-powerful, he will be benevolent toward us. Said myth is, of course, bollocks.

[mistressgemini]

Is that a yes or no? I don't read emoticon.

Demographics, I just used a notable example but you really think its the only one?
How about Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter?

I have never heard of Anita Baker or Vampire Hunter. If you said the Sookie Stackhouse series or Vampire Chronicles you'd of had me pegged. I am a fan of True Blood for the sexy viking, the vampires that aren't sparkly or sensitive, the violence, and the sex scenes featuring the sexy viking. I am a fan of the books for similar reasons.

You would have better luck learning about women if you spent more time with them and less time reading about them.

http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/the-demography-of-a-twilight-and-new-moon-fan

It appears the person that wrote the article pulled the information out of their ass.

[rohina]

I have never heard of Anita Baker or Vampire Hunter. If you said the Sookie Stackhouse series or Vampire Chronicles you'd of had me pegged.

Sweet Jeebus.

[mackico]

Maybe I'm being dense, and it's been staring me right in the face for the last hour or so, but is there an up-to-date teen pregnancy mod compatible with the awesomemod and TS3Ambitions out there? Google hasn't provided me with much. Ta.

To my knowledge Twallan's woohooer still works for this patch.

Never heard of it.

Man, I feel thick for not knowing about that. I'll go see if I can find it.

At least he says what he thinks and sticks around, a lot more that can be said about other wussies.

I do say women do give A LOT of conflicting issues, its not hard to see women saying "dont treat us like a object" and then they expect men to treat them EXACTLY like that ... any men that is brave enough to venture the world of female literature can fix plenty of examples of that, after all Twillight success must means something (and not that people are stupid, I already knew that).

Of course I know enough to not argue that point in a estrogen filled forum, another misconception is that women are meek ... bullshit, they are far more aggressive that any men and if women were in power back in WW II we would not have to worry about things today because we would be dead, by nuclear fire.

I AM a woman and I don't understand us. I think it has something to do with hormones though.

Maybe I'm being dense, and it's been staring me right in the face for the last hour or so, but is there an up-to-date teen pregnancy mod compatible with the awesomemod and TS3Ambitions out there? Google hasn't provided me with much. Ta.

I never understood why so many people want their teen sims to be whores. Being a pregnant teen should not be so glorified, someone should make a moodlet for teen mothers that make passers by point and laugh at them so they feel the shame they should. Better yet someone should add a back alley and dumpster to the school rabbit hole, that way they have somewhere to toss their little accident after the prom.

Actually, I want my MALE teen Sim to be a whore, but whatever. It'd be neat to have the option of getting a female teen preggers in the future, but really it's the boys I want. Just so we're clear, he's meant to be an hermaphrodite alien, but I didn't want him to have tits so I made him "male."

[jezzer]

Actually, I want my MALE teen Sim to be a whore, but whatever. It'd be neat to have the option of getting a female teen preggers in the future, but really it's the boys I want. Just so we're clear, he's meant to be an hermaphrodite alien, but I didn't want him to have tits so I made him "male."

Thank you for your overshare.  I simply haven't read enough insane, overly-complicated backstories people have made up about their goddamn pixel dolls.

[Jeeves]

That poor Sim is going to grow up to have an incestuous relationship with its son.

[rohina]

I AM a woman and I don't understand us. I think it has something to do with hormones though.

Of course. Women are not like properly evolved humans with the intelligence to overcome their hormones or emotions in order to act rationally. 

[Grimma]

I AM a woman and I don't understand us. I think it has something to do with hormones though.

OK, that just makes the babby jeebus cry so hard. Do you also believe that men are animals (AKA "men can't help raping in conditions x, y and z"?). Do you also pee where ever you feel like it, whenever the urge strikes? Because, unlike hormones, peeing is a biological IMPERATIVE, yet we can control how and when we do that. Curious.

Here's a clue for you: It's called the Patriarchy, and we're all trapped in it and rewarded for acting a certain way, and punished for NOT acting that certain way. However SOME people recognise it for what it is - a Matrix-like system that pervades just about every single fucking thing we all do, see and hear from our times in the womb until our ticket is punched, used to oppress and benefit from women as a class, and these people tend to resist said social prescriptions and buck the expected and *gasp* be all unpredictable and shit.

The "confusion" comes in that the Patriarchy TELLS us that women should all be a, b, or c.

However, women are not monolith, not treatable as one being. Are, in fact, fully human, with varying interests, preferences and beliefs. This makes it harder for Dude Nation, who wants to believe that in order to "know" a woman (i.e. get sex from a woman), one need only follow a recipe of a, then b, then c, and the caek will be all yours, delicious and moist. The prospect of dealing with every person (including every woman) as an individual is just TMW and too daunting, so a false "problem" is created to make it seem all the fault of those darn pesky womminz, who won't let the doodz just treat them all the same goddamot.

No-one says it better than Morpeus, as quoted by Melissa McEwan at Shakesville:

The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.—Morpheus

The red pills are on offer, if you are ready for it.

[Jasumi]

Of course. Women are not like properly evolved humans with the intelligence to overcome their hormones or emotions in order to act rationally.  

Hence why they get knocked-up when they're 12. Women don't know what they want, because if they did, they'd be mortified by how perverse and sick their desires are...

No-one says it better than Morpeus, as quoted by Melissa McEwan at Shakesville:

The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.—Morpheus

The red pills are on offer, if you are ready for it.

Now this sounds almost like New Age drabble. What is wrong with you people?

[Aimlak]

I AM a woman and I don't understand us. I think it has something to do with hormones though.

Of course. Women are not like properly evolved humans with the intelligence to overcome their hormones or emotions in order to act rationally. 

Hence why they get knocked-up when they're 12...

Because the only reason male 12s don't get knocked up is because they lack hormones?

[snowbawl]

Of course. Women are not like properly evolved humans with the intelligence to overcome their hormones or emotions in order to act rationally. 

Hence why they get knocked-up when they're 12. Women don't know what they want, because if they did, they'd be mortified by how perverse and sick their desires are...

"Hence why"?  Yet another hamtard who tries to sound educated but lacks the wherewithal to actually pull it off.
And this business concerning women not knowing what they want, let me tell you what I want, as a woman.  I want you to take your obviously inexperienced opinion and shove it up your ass.  It will most likely be the only action your booger-eating, pencil-dicked, immature self will ever see.

[jezzer]

Women don't know what they want, because if they did, they'd be mortified by how perverse and sick their desires are...

Oh, goodie.  The Shouty Vole and Dark Ron have a third member in their He-Man Woman Haters' Club.  FINALLY they can have those circle jerks they've been pining for.