I've lost quite a bit of weight since I first made a sim, so here's a more up to date me. The nose isn't quite right, but it's close enough.
Name:Jess von Camelid
TraitsMean Spirited
Computer Whiz
Dislikes Children
Bookworm
Easily Impressed
Evil
Excitable
Hates the Outdoors
Hot-Headed
Light Sleeper
Loner
Natural Cook
Slob
Favorite Color:ANY
Favorite Food:Any
except the following:Fish and Chips
Grilled Salmon
Lobster Thermidor
Peanut Butter and Jelly
Stu Surprise
Sushi
Music:Pop
Voice:Number 2, right in the middle
Lifetime Wish:Forensic Specialist: Dynamic DNA Profiler
World Class Surgeon
Gold Digger
Professional Author
Other:I used
this hairstyle, because it is the closest thing to my hair.
I have an arthritic knee so I don't wear heels in real life. Feel free to make SimMe wear the tallest and most precarious stripper heels you can find.