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[miss_nyxie]

To simsdesperado: What is that thing to the left of the shark? I can't make it out if it supposed to be a buoy or a sim.

I think the coloured thing by the shark is a fish jumping out of water. By the looks of it could be a clownfish. In the far background it is a buoy indeed.

It is a clownfish of sorts:

[wknplaya]

Art?

ooooh Shiny.

Ah yes, the harvest.

[Mixreality]

Sims heads moving while paused was bad enough, but this is just silly.

[kalina]

I started playing the pre-made households. The pictures below are from the family that lives in the nice modern looking house on the beach.

Seeing that the guy had "commitment issues" I had him break up:


Afterwords, still furious about the break up, the ex-wife (Morgana) started working towards meeting her LTW - to bring up 5 children to teenager:


Here is teaching the youngest one how to talk. In TS2 the parents used to teach toddlers to say "mommy", "daddy" and things like that, so I found this funny:


Also, hearing that Sims in TS3 are better at taking care of themselves I was a little surprised when one welcoming committee member passed out on the floor.


I am sorry about the half-walls, I am not into the habit of taking pictures though.

[laylei]

My simself as an elder Mad Scientist:

One of her triplet daughters, Freya:

Her eldest non-triplet daughter, Alice:


The Fox statue my criminal recieved when topping the Thief career:


And a weird bug. Sage Greenvine, a green-skinned male, emerged from the Catacombs a normal-skinned female. He was back to normal after he showered, but I wish I'd tried to see if he was actually a female, or if it was just a weird skin glitch.

[Zazazu]

Well, camera controls are for crap.

Bug pics...not only did EAxis screw up some animations with fatter sims, but they obviously didn't test well with pregnant sims. Here we have Eugenia Langerak (ne Osborne) with her pinkies sticking through her belly, and then her belly coming through her guitar.




   

   

[Jorganza]

Ummm Zazazu, It looks like the granny in pink is showing more than just here good looks. 

[Zazazu]

Vagary of the shadows. Her hootchie is covered.

[vagabondher]

Grandma. For the last time, put your pants on.

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

I was never in the habit of taking screenshots for the other Sims games (because the screenshots generally sucked, and I was too damn lazy to alt+printscreen everything or get a program), but I'm going to try it with Sims 3.  I also hardly ever use Photobucket (having spent a while trying to shove all of my Sims-related pictures into one neat folder to post here, I gave up because Photobucket clearly couldn't be arsed to do what I wanted), so please let me know if this shit is too big.


This is the family I'm currently playing.  This sim was made by me in CAS.  She's insane and neurotic, so she talks to herself a lot and has a hissy over every little thing that happens to her.  I named her Eleanor Rigby, and you can be certain that she'll be buried alone with as batshit crazy as she is.  She's a computer whiz and a genius who rolled the want for the forensic science career (the top level for the cop, if I remember correctly; I never play the cop career).  Half of the damn time, she goes to work in her underwear, and when fat ass works out, she wears formal wear.


Prudence is Eleanor's daughter via sperm donor (a.k.a. CAS), and she's a bit camera shy here, but she's not as nutty as her mother.  In fact, she makes all sorts of friends easily because she's a sex freak charismatic.  She's a handy little shit, always fixing and upgrading stuff.  Also, I love that when sims "upgrade" or "fix" objects, they stick the screwdriver almost all of the way through whatever they're working on.  Sure, they'll fix the computer -- by buying another one to replace their fuck-up.


This is an adopted pudding face named Stacey.  She doesn't look terrible for adopted spawn, but still, pudding face.  She's a daredevil sim just like Prudence, and the only thing I've seen it do is a desire to do everything "extreme" and show off to other sims by eating nasty shit from the ground.  She's also lucky, which I've never seen before.  Apparently, when it's their lucky day, there's all sorts of crap for them to collect.


And this is the lovely home.  Oddly, I'm an artist, but I can't be bothered to design nice looking properties.  I'd rather someone else do it, so I can spend more time decorating the interior.

[Insanity Prelude]

The only case of Invisisims I've noticed so far- probably. The game didn't act like there was anything in the chair when I tried clicking on it. Note, also, the bookcase clipping through the wall.



What not to wear on a bike.



HOW I MINE FOR FISH?



Ghosts are too cool for pajamas and genitalia.



Oblivious roomie is oblivious. She later fainted at the sight of the ghost babby.



Ghost babby. The mother Dislikes Children, yet she got a positive moodlet from being pregnant.  

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

I've yet to see invisisims, but I've had their pleasant little dough faces disappear from their control center a few times.

And are there many ghosts who would rather be nude (considering that's not the only naked one I've seen)?

[Mimisims]

Unfortunately, my Agnes Crumplebottom had a regular baby boy.  I had so wanted a ghost baby!

Anges' pregnancy walk:


Don't just stand there preening!  Do something!


Home birthing looks different now:


Alas, it's just a regular baby boy!


But that's okay, cuz we're already working on the next one!


Father and son:


Agnes comes out of the catacombs after being "mauled by a bear":


. . and she's so distraught she immediately sits down to read a book!  =\ :

[Druscylla]

So the ghost child color is directly linked to the color of the ghost parent? Some of the faces sims pull make me giggle. That cross-eyed sim guy is hilarious.

[gumbyscout]

So the ghost child color is directly linked to the color of the ghost parent? Some of the faces sims pull make me giggle. That cross-eyed sim guy is hilarious.

They also carry the same tombstone as their ghost parent, which I find is weird, because you can insta-kill ghost people by "return to the netherworld" or something like that.

[apnea]

Emily Evil:


Maynard Keenan:


Labor (I just love how irritated he looks)


Terrible parenting:


Baby gun! PEW PEW PEW!


Poor child should have been taken away.


Baby Minerva turned into this thing:



Bonus sim labor faces:




Sims 2 faces look so much better. 
It's like they thought we had too much options in how their faces look so they took out half the sliders.

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

My God, the toddler and where her hand is positioned is so wrong, yet so hilarious.

[lingeringviolet]

Wow, Minerva is... special.

(And Maynard Keenan? Tool, APC, Puscifer fan, perchance?)

[Simgoose]

My God, the toddler and where her hand is positioned is so wrong, yet so hilarious.

And the look on her face is so evil! Wouldn't have been as funny with a normal face. Hehe. Priceless!

[MacJake]

Male Sim#1 "So, come here often?"
Male Sim#2 "Apparently"



Someday he'll get a real computer.

[apnea]

Wow, Minerva is... special.

(And Maynard Keenan? Tool, APC, Puscifer fan, perchance?)

Yes and Minerva = deftones...I'm not very creative with names.

Someday he'll get a real computer.

Looks like a poor man's Kevin Spacey. 

[Jspruced]

My test sim:


Looking antsy.


After being rejected for woohoo.


Her kid with Thorton Wolff. He came out okay.


Crazy babysitter. Not to mention lazy. This one read a book the whole time she was at my house.

[Aphrodite]

Ghosts, they sleep...


they play,


they answer the phone,


infact they do everything except actually scare people. (these are normal ghosts, not playables).

cool things... beach party,


I can haz roasted apples,


work that body,


two glitches,
where's ma guitar?


I can talk through walls, literally.

[kiki]

A couple of quick pics from my self-sim's game:

[missaaliyah]

Um, he turned out more than okay, he turned out positively HOT!