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[lingeringviolet]

Yeah, wow. I think she's about the prettiest pudding I've seen so far, so it totally makes sense that she's translucent in game, hehe.

[tmcaffeine]

Grim going for a swim.

Not sure what happened here since I don't go to the park too often. :O

My evil sim's hobby: Capturing unsuspecting townies and torturing them in his basement prison.
There's an extra fence so I can get in and interact with them without them running off before I have time to delete the temporary gate I must use to get in.

Bait:

[Elyanna]

My One Fambly's house. It's a work in progress:





Hambeast gonna eat you up:


Husband on the right had level 9 logic and level 4 chess rank. Wife on left had 5 logic and no chess rank. Why, then, did the wife keep beating him?




This is Ted, who lacks fashion sense.. His twin is Bill. Bill sticks with black.


Dead swimming grandpa.


She looks more like she's going to serve you crackers and water on an airplane than on her way up to Super Secret Agent.

[Nimrod]

Achtung:  Be prepared to waste 210 seconds of your life and possibly phail to see the WTF is the point.

I'm just sayin', NFW...

[simmilk]

He resented his parents weak genes, the TV with the too-small-screen, and the defective flame retardant pajamas.

[Tangie]

Theo, I'll see your cup and raise you a plate.

http://i998.photobucket.com/albums/af107/TangieCat/WearYourPlates.gif

[crunk]

Death at a party, of course.


OMG YAY!


Wait... what? Sparkles? I'm not a Cullen!


Oh God, that hurt!

Moar?

[IgnorantBliss]

That's why you dig multiple puddles and only stock them with a single specific fish or group of fishes. "Important" fish should not share a puddle with common "trash" fish. Now if only I could put FRIKKEN LAZORS on the heads of those sharks.

It appears that when a pond is big enough, you can stock different areas of it with different fish, and they don't mix. I've stocked the ponds in front of Mosquito Cove, but that stocked fish doesn't appear in the whole pond, just in an area that has a width of a few tiles, and where you can see them swimming. Kind of like the "wild" fish, too, when not all areas of a lake have the same variety of fish.

[Faizah]

In another thread, I shared a picture of triplet 12s. The 12 screenshot was taken while I was testing something else, in a duplicate save. I've just now gotten back to the original game, and I was surprised at how they turned out as children. (I didn't really pay attention the first time around as they weren't part of my experiment.)

As 6s:


As 12s:

The first one has his father's face shape, and his mother's features. Also, he's an unlucky evil genius, so he's my favourite so far. The middle one seems to be a clone of his poorly-made CAS father. The last one has his mother's face with his father's nose.

First day of school:

[Erry]

And that's all... for now.

[Zazazu]

Poor, poor Julia. Her high school boyfriend turned out to be a lecherous jerk.

Julia woos cute boy of choice and no incompatible traits, Darrien.


Darrien seems to like talking about all of their female classmates. He must be very popular.


Meanwhile, elder sister Nellie and twin sister Penny move out. Dad works on training up the younger twins, Aubrie and Claire.


The younger twins grow up crazy, just like most of the family. See insane Aubrie entertaining herself.


The relationship between Julia and Darrien progresses through young adulthood. His taste in clothing is questionable, but that can be fixed.


Aubrie and Claire are surprised to see him over for breakfast in his jammies.


Julia is even more surprised to come back from rock collecting (the girls have a thing for tanzanite) to find her steady boyfriend repeatedly hitting on her mom.


Heart broken. Cute boy to blame. Insane mom thinks this is fun and immediately wants to break up with her husband for laughs.

[wildecat]

I finally managed to make a sim that doesn't look completely shit. Meet Margarita, an evil genius with the unsurprising LTW of becoming Emperor of Evil.




(Why are my screenshots so bloody jaggy? It looks much better in-game, I swear.)

[Emma]

Use smooth edges to take pictures then put the slider back where it was. Your sim looks great, I love her hair and make-up.

[timelycorruption]

I must wonder how one explains that to the insurance company.

[Faizah]

[Car-in-Car image]

"And that's where station wagons come from."

[allon_midbar]

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I must wonder how one explains that to the insurance company.

As an auto insurance adjuster, I can tell you.

Adjuster: "So, how did this all happen?"

Policyholder: "Well, I was going to the theatre & was trying to pull up to the curb, but this guy was parked illegally so I couldn't avoid hitting him."

Adjuster: "I see. And did you apply your brakes before the collision?"

Policyholder: "No, I didn't have time to brake before I realized that he was parked illegally."

Adjuster: "And when did you notice that he was parked illegally?"

Policyholder: "When I hit him."

Adjuster: "I see. So, did the police respond to the scene?"

Policyholder: "Yeah, they wrote the guy a ticket for illegal parking."

Adjuster: "And did you receive a ticket for anything?"

Policyholder: "Yeah, that idiot cop gave me a ticket for 'unsafe movement'! I don't know what that has to do with anything, the other guy was parked illegally!"

Adjuster: *headdesk*

[gethane]

[timelycorruption]

My Klepto sim stole a car.
The funny part was that the game advised sending it back via mailbox.

[Faizah]

Not quite as difficult as fitting a car in a mailbox, but I had a sim rummaging through bins. By the time he'd collected every gem and metal, purely through rummaging, he'd also found three of these:

[jolrei]

Not quite as difficult as fitting a car in a mailbox, but I had a sim rummaging through bins. By the time he'd collected every gem and metal, purely through rummaging, he'd also found three of these:

The Tardis is bigger on the inside than the outside.  Obviously, sims use a Gallifreyan trash can.  These things are easily explained if only one uses logic.

[timelycorruption]

I had a double death outside the theater today.



After which, Grim sat down and read "Baby Incoming: Preparing with Vigilance". Trying to tell us something, dude?

[Zazazu]

I think the pressure is getting to Grimmie:


Kelvin gets annoyed with grandma Adele for mucking up his birthday party with her death.


Third generation heiress Trudy Windsor as a kid, in some kind of weird grimace, and with older brother Kelvin as teens.


Trudy bums food off her in-laws, the Elliots (her aunt Penny married one of the six kids in that family).

[Lorelei]

I think the pressure is getting to Grimmie:

Creepily enough, I immediately thought of those freaky "weeping angel stone statue monsters" in the Dr. Who "Blink" episode. Which is mostly scary due to the "surprise! spaceship cat gives you a heart attack" startle effect (like in 99% of all horror movies, especially "Alien").

ETA: The pertinent bit from that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwnyprXCj8

Boo!

[jolrei]

The first thing that popped into my head was, "how many sims is Zazazu killing per day anyway?"

[Zazazu]

The first thing that popped into my head was, "how many sims is Zazazu killing per day anyway?"

I have a pretty high townie/NPC population of nearly 200 and at the time had eight playables in that house. In two days, I lost two playables to old age and around eight townies. I suppose he did have some reason, plus he'd just been flirting with Adele the night before, when he took her husband.