Important notice from the GRAMMAR POLICE. Plz read. This means you.

[mibsywibsy]

You do realize that '12s' does not actually refer to twelve year olds, right? Right?

Uh, yes. Yes it does.

SimplyWhatever was going on about it specifically in a way that indicated complete ignorance of Pescado-approved aging increments, though.

[SimplyComplex]

That's another person to the list that has told me what i'm doing, AND resorted to name calling. Also, as i've said - i type what i mean to say.. so what the hell is the point in quoting me only to redo what i've typed. Dense or what.

You do realize that '12s' does not actually refer to twelve year olds, right? Right?

Uh, yes. Yes it does.

SimplyWhatever was going on about it specifically in a way that indicated complete ignorance of Pescado-approved aging increments, though.

Erm, i wasn't the one that said this sentence about 12 year olds. Oops@you.

[daisywenham]

Then telling me how i don't get the way it works here even though more than once i had stated i understood. So if i took care to make it clear i understood, yet still got people repeating themselves that i didn't, just who has made the mistake there. Not me!

If you understood how it works here, you wouldn't continue to post comments full of un-capitalized "i"s and various other grammatical errors, while still expecting anyone here to take you seriously.  It. Will. Not. Happen.

[TashaYarrr]

On the other hand, you may see me around.. I'm desperate to mod the cocoon baby blanket and pudding-face textures. Only time will tell.  

I just caught this. Merle, I don't know you, but I see you are beloved around here. I will join your cult--and I do not join them lightly--if you were somehow to remove or improve the Larval Babies. I do not understand why there are Larval Babies. Their inflexible cocoons confuse and enrage me.

[phyllis_p]

Oh, look.  SimplyComplains got canned.  My day is complete :-)

[toad]

That's another person to the list that has told me what i'm doing, AND resorted to name calling. Also, as i've said - i type what i mean to say.. so what the hell is the point in quoting me only to redo what i've typed. Dense or what.

I quoted you to respond to you, which you would have noticed, had you bothered to read what I typed as well as my corrections.  I corrected your mistakes to show you that your posts are full of errors, even when you claim they're not.  People are resorting to name-calling because you don't seem to read anything other than insults.  If I am the dense one in this situation, I hate to think of the pressure placed on your spine by your head.  I told you what you were doing because you don't seem to know what you're doing - I did not make up anything about you.

[HomeschooledByTards]

Oh, look.  SimplyComplains got canned.  My day is complete :-)

She wanted the FOJ to get involved, well, it looks like she got her wish. Congrats SimplyStupid.

[snapzit]

And just when I was going to tell her to give birth to a pineapple backwards.

[Assmitten]

Hooray! Hope you enjoyed your time with the grownups, SimplyFucktarded. Enjoy your stay in RetardoLand. Meet your new cellmate, Celestard.

*puts a Will Wright mask on SimplyFucktarded*

[jolrei]

Oh, look.  SimplyComplains got canned.  My day is complete :-)

She wanted the FOJ to get involved, well, it looks like she got her wish. Congrats SimplyStupid.

Yes, one should be careful what one asks for, especially when one has already been told to BLS.

[GloamingMerle]

On the other hand, you may see me around.. I'm desperate to mod the cocoon baby blanket and pudding-face textures. Only time will tell.  

I just caught this. Merle, I don't know you, but I see you are beloved around here. I will join your cult--and I do not join them lightly--if you were somehow to remove or improve the Larval Babies. I do not understand why there are Larval Babies. Their inflexible cocoons confuse and enrage me.

Well, the larval babies obviously don't have any realistic animations under the blanket, as it would be useless to create animations you wouldn't be able to see. So removing the blanket would just result in a stiff mummy baby. I just figured I'd replace those awful, sexually stereotyped, abominations they've wrapped them in with something cute and neutral.. Like little fleece blankets with pastel stripes or stars.

[snowbawl]

Oh i'm just distraught.. Really.

No, you are an idiot that serves as a wonderful example to all other newcomers.  Assimilate or suffer the indignation.  Third option, get your insipid ass out of our clubhouse and go cry to your mommy.  Perhaps she will appreciate your gallant struggle to dumb-down the internet through baseless argument.  She might even place you in the princess chair with your special "i can type any way i feel 'cause i are smart on the inside" hat and throw you a fucking party.

Go whore yourself somewhere else.  We do not buy your ilk.

ETA:
A canning!  Congrats SimplyStupid, a party indeed.

[Stitches]

Politeness: Not selfishly spamming an already totally overloaded board with unfounded self-righteousness* when many users have legitimate business to conduct.


*As opposed to my totally ...founded?... self-righteousness.

[TashaYarrr]

Well, the larval babies obviously don't have any realistic animations under the blanket, as it would be useless to create animations you wouldn't be able to see. So removing the blanket would just result in a stiff mummy baby. I just figured I'd replace those awful, sexually stereotyped, abominations they've wrapped them in with something cute and neutral.. Like little fleece blankets with pastel stripes or stars.

Really? Somehow I'd convinced myself they'd copy-pasted the baby animations from TS2, and they were all occurring under there somewhere; but that someone had decided that what the next installment of the series really needed was sandworm-like swaddling cloths for the babbies.

Ah well.

[msalwaysright]

That's another person to the list that has told me what i'm doing, AND resorted to name calling. Also, as i've said - i type what i mean to say.. so what the hell is the point in quoting me only to redo what i've typed. Dense or what.

When you are responding to a specific person, it is the norm to quote specifically what they said that you are responding to. Unlike
yourself, most people do not just post in whatever way feels 'alright' to them.

They post so that other people can understand them, following guidelines that the general citizenry recognizes.

I just noticed that all of your arguments seem oddly familiar. I suspect you sprang full grown from our resident 'tard's thick head.
I don't think there's a position for a vice-tard, so you may go at any time.

[rohina]

Since the tidal wave of sheep shows no sign of letting up, and the most important task is sorting the occasional nugget of wheat from the chaff, Pescado has strongly suggested that grammatical errors and other behaviour demanding the sharp spork be handled by a barrage of PMs, rather than excessive poking in the thread.

This is too choice. Pescado himself has decreed that the information is more important than the grammar and spelling.  

I was wondering how long the threadshitting would go on.  Got the inappropriate trait much?

This is a misreading. Pescado himself told the noobs to mind their expression, but since they won't listen he advocated a different form of action. That isn't a decree that information is more important, nor that the threadshitting was inherently wrong. Since it wasn't working, we are changing tactics.

Nice to see you are reacting to your ouster by becoming even more of an irrelevant jerk.

[Frankenbeasley]

Hooray! This noob brings us gay pronreaux! I vote we keep this one.

Aforementioned noob does appear to have some authority on gay pr0n, which is a highly marketable skill of course.. It would behoove us to accept him into the fold.

Zucabr is not actually a n00b.

Name:  Zucabr
Posts:  13 (0.013 per day)
Position:  Asinine Airhead
Date Registered:  06-10-2006, 06:43:51
Last Active:  Today at 02:44:17

First post was 12 days after registration. All posts appear to have been grammatical and either constructive or humorous or both. Now he also provides pr0n.

Looks like we already kept him.

[originalhalf]

Hooray! Hope you enjoyed your time with the grownups, SimplyFucktarded. Enjoy your stay in RetardoLand. Meet your new cellmate, Celestard.
*puts a Will Wright mask on SimplyFucktarded*

This.

[GloamingMerle]

Hooray! This noob brings us gay pronreaux! I vote we keep this one.

Aforementioned noob does appear to have some authority on gay pr0n, which is a highly marketable skill of course.. It would behoove us to accept him into the fold.

Zucabr is not actually a n00b.

Name:  Zucabr
Posts:  13 (0.013 per day)
Position:  Asinine Airhead
Date Registered:  06-10-2006, 06:43:51
Last Active:  Today at 02:44:17

First post was 12 days after registration. All posts appear to have been grammatical and either constructive or humorous or both. Now he also provides pr0n.

Looks like we already kept him.

You certainly do your homework. My apologies to the not-a-noob, then. Clearly Zucabr is an even more skilled lurker than I.

[Zazazu]

But no ones doing that, or only a tiny few. It's like you've become so paranoid and obsessed that you are trying to be 'changed' that you've spun it all out of proportion. People make spelling mistakes, it's one of those little things but there is no need to bring up people on every single one!

If you don't smack a pup with a rolled up paper, how will it learn not to go on your rug?

Actually, smacking a puppy with a rolled up paper is exactly the wrong way to go about it. All you teach the puppy is to be afraid of newspapers, and you. The correct training method is to scoop up the puppy as soon as it starts to squat, and place it outside. This would also be applicable in the case of dumbass shit-for-brains BBS refugees.

It's just that, in this day it's natural to not worry too much about grammar on the net. Oh fuck. Needs total re-write. "In this day and age, it's not natural to worry about grammar on the Internet."

And this is an excuse? Nay, this only proves that things have degenerated to unacceptable levels on forums at large. I'm sorry, but just because N99 jumps off a bridge, it doesn't mean MATY should.

[jaccirocker]

Wow, this is why I stay in my corner and keep my mouth closed.

SimplyComplex and the rest of the please overlook my behavior/spelling/or what the fuck ever crew should take notes. MATY is full of knowledge and information however you will get more from observing rather than pressuring or ass kissing.

One last thing, you will never ever, ever fucking win. So give in or get out.

[EdenNintyNine]

Blah blah.

To borrow a quote from the beautiful Patrick Bateman, I fail to see how this is my problem.

Waffle/woolgathering.

Thanks for sharing? I'm confused as to why you would bother telling us this though.

No reason, really.

I mean, there's no links to actual porn and allegedly we can't Google this porn star, so what's the point?

http://www.gay-torrents.net/torrent/71077
http://www.gay-torrents.net/torrent/72651
http://www.gay-torrents.net/torrent/85153
http://www.gay-torrents.net/torrent/85429
http://www.gay-torrents.net/torrent/90113
http://www.gay-torrents.net/torrent/90259

Or was that a rhetorical statement?

Oh my! The first one with Leo was one I didn't have, thanks so much! (And it is nice to see someone else uses the same porn torrent site I use, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.)

[jolrei]

Wow, this is why I stay in my corner and keep my mouth closed.

Yes you should have.

SimplyComplex and the rest of the please overlook my behavior/spelling/or what the fuck ever crew should take notes. MATY is full of knowledge and information however you will get more from observing rather than pressuring or ass kissing.

This sentence is incomprehensible.  It lacks proper punctuation, and is missing a somewhere in the sentence.  Might I encourage you to try a remedial English class?  LURK MOAR.

One last thing, you will never ever, ever fucking win. So give in or get out.

Good advice.  Take it.

[Hook]

That isn't a decree that information is more important, nor that the threadshitting was inherently wrong. Since it wasn't working, we are changing tactics.

How well has it ever worked, really?  You end up poking some animal with sharp sticks until it no longer recognizes friend from foe or El Presidente from the common rabble.  

Occasionally you get some idiot who defends typing in a monolithic block of all caps.  Those people, you go out of your way to hurt.  Badly.  This one was stupid enough to defend typing "I" in lower case.  Not as bad, but definitely deserved to have the transgressions pointed out.  If a few friendly reminders don't correct the behavior, THEN you escalate.  The boss who is forced to part an employee's hair with a monkey wrench has failed as a manager somewhere along the line.  If SC hadn't been totally on the defensive, you might have been able to change her behavior.

Hook

[rohina]

There were a number of friendly warnings issued.