More Awful Than You! December: Freaky Furries

[Insanity Prelude]

This freak's been in a previous More Awful, but it's the only thing I could think of that could come even close to matching that pink... thing.

Behold, "Neugenic Hybrid: Bunny Love."

[Liz]

Behold, "Neugenic Hybrid: Bunny Love."

Gah, kill it with fire! I think it's the saucy pose that makes "Bunny Love" my new nightmare.

[Genlisae]

Behold, "Neugenic Hybrid: Bunny Love."

I made the mistake of picturing what would happen if I actually had this and "the pony" in my game. I may never sleep again.

[eevilcat]

This freak's been in a previous More Awful, but it's the only thing I could think of that could come even close to matching that pink... thing.

Behold, "Neugenic Hybrid: Bunny Love."

Bunny-cheerleader cross? Hence the pom-pom tail.

[Tyyppi]

Gah, kill it with fire!

A part of me wants to download these... things... so I could do just that. Burn them in the cleansing fire!

[Metalkatt]

The one of the bunny shirt, I believe, is the fulfilment of the prophecy that "Someone is out there right now making the blue leopard skin."  And, if anyone remembers their Sims2DVD Extras DVD, they should remember that.

[Quinctia]

Somehow I realized that monstrosity was supposed to be Kimono.  Which makes the arse marking paper lanterns.  I think I bought this one for one of my little cousins one year for Christmas.  As for how I could possibly connect the two, I have no idea.

[Ellatrue]

It figures it would be a lame glitter My Little Pony.

[Gwill]

I have to admit it: I'm terrified of furries!
Some of these things makes me want to run away screaming.

[Fat D]

Thing is, a lot of those Genesim skins are really well made. I thought we were supposed to be looking for awful stuff?

awful and/or disturbing. Since furries are disturbing by nature, and since some of those skins are really WTF in nature, they qualify without lacking quality.

[Insanity Prelude]

It may be impossible to outdo the pink... thing, but someone needs to submit MOAR awfulness!

[asthehind]

I know I can't enter as I posted this thread, but perhaps this 'ware wolf' from the exchange will inspire someone...



http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=375224&asset_type=sim&search=1&key=furry&hideFramework=&languageCode=

[Avalikia]

As a general fan of furries I can see how a well made skin would be fun to have in the game.  If it weren't for the fact that I actually enjoy the cartoony default skin, hair, etc. I would be quite likely add them to my game.  However, as this thread clearly demonstrates, well made furry skins are strongly lacking.  I've looked for them and come up empty several times.  Genensims probably has some of the best stuff but, then again, they also have terrible stuff.  (Their biggest flaw is their preschoolesque color choices in many cases - tigers aren't neon orange.)  Anyway, I'd go back and find some of the terrible, terrible things I've run across, but I don't want to damage my ability to find good furries in the future by intentionally seeking out badness.

[SalixTree]

What bothers me more about this "Skunk" is the bad presentation (leaving ALL of CAS screen in the preview pic), and the choice of clothing. The skin itself looks flat in the photo, so I downloaded it, to see for myself how it looks in the game. I'll be back and post an in-game pic later.


http://www.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=113832

Here she is in my game: Stinky! And doesn't a skunk have stripes down its back? And isn't a skunk black and white?
I like the fact that she has two sets of ears.
(Her tail was a no-show, and I can't be bothered to figure out why it's not showing. Probably I downloaded the wrong mesh, whatever)

[Gus Smedstad]

When I saw the Create A Sim image of the orange skunk, my first thought was: Adam West.

 - Gus

[Lorelei]

The disturbing thing, aside from the fact that they are FURRIES, is that Sims is a genetics / breeding game, to an extent, and I can't see ANY of these horrendous things breeding well, even with other fur things of the same type.

Nightmarish.

[Avalikia]

Well, since they all involve custom skins, the only way to really use them would be as default replacements and most people just don't have that kind of commitment to furries.  And warped faces are just dumb - the people who made those need to pick a new game to taint.

[Liz]

...I can't see ANY of these horrendous things breeding well, even with other fur things of the same type.

That's had me squicking as well, Lorelei. Just imagining the spawn of My Glitter Pony and Mutant Bunny Chick, for instance, makes me want to dunk my brain in a nice, big, cleansing vat of lye.

...most people just don't have that kind of commitment to furries.

Thank fuck for that.

[HomeschooledByTards]

...I can't see ANY of these horrendous things breeding well, even with other fur things of the same type.

They don't. I downloaded the wolf face and the bunny chick and made them have twins.




Sadly, all four members of the FrEaKs! family perished in a lot wide fire that broke out shortly after this photo was taken.

[Alex]

Ugh, they're hideous! Looks as if Blue's chin and Purple's nose could kill someone. And the eyes... Yeesh!

So much for my chance of some decent sleep tonight... 

[starlady]

*dies of shock from the pink ... thing*

Sheesh, if people want to be that... uh... wtf-ish, they need to go download Furcadia and be wtf-ish there.

I agree with Avalikia though -- having a well made skin in game without the warped faces would be fun. I mean, what fantasy neighborhood would be complete without one or two furries running a muck?

I just think that the Sims 2 game engine isn't very conducive to making such things.

[eevilcat]

You'd be better off using the geneticised versions of the Enlaya Pixie skins for a fantasy hood - at least they're well made and look good in game.

Furries are just yuck and the typical poorly textured fare available for TS2 make furry sims double yuck. In reference to the bunny-wolf breeding experiment, I'm not sure that it's any worse than the therapist spawn that almost everybody inflicts on a sim at least once before deciding it was a really bad idea.

[Jorganza]

Oh look, a two for one furry special. Not just a sickly looking skunk, but a sickly looking skunk with an angry duck tattooed on her nose. 

[asthehind]

Duck? I'm seeing a swan...

[Kazzandra]

I do realize that this is the third time this has been entered, but this is the category in which it shines!
We have an entry for the Furrysims2 urinal by nanacake, thank you. Really take it all in.