Poor Baby!

[ZephyrZodiac]

I'd be inclined to move her tombstone!

[Brynne]

I think that one of my teens kicked it and broke it into pieces and it got swept up. I noticed her tombstone was missing one day. And she would have been a fun ghost to put in a community cemetary lot, but this was way before Uni, so I couldn't do that.

[ZephyrZodiac]

Oh, well, just goes to show how much your sim-kids must have hated her!

[Assmitten]

Her last days were spent facing the corner in the kitchen, in her undies, standing in her own pee and emitting foul odors, and making my sims gag at the dinner table.

Ugh, The Blair Witch Sim Project.

[Brynne]

That's exactly what I thought, too

[ZephyrZodiac]

I think you needed the lot debugger to unfreeze her motives!

[Motoki]

Why? It's fun! Doesn't everyone want a nanny in her underwear staring into the kitchen corner and pissing herself?

That could be a story idea, the Kendall Nanny Project.

[radiophonic]

My morning coffee just wouldn't have been the same without seeing this, MokeyHokey.

[Brynne]

Why? It's fun! Doesn't everyone want a nanny in her underwear staring into the kitchen corner and pissing herself?

That could be a story idea, the Kendall Nanny Project.

I wish I'd kept that video clip of Joe sobbing into the camera about how it was all his fault the nanny died...damn.

[Vesca]

Man, the poor things these children endure.  My poor toddler was left with his ass stuck up in the air.  All alone and abandoned and what a perfect face!

OMG - what a hoot!  Haven't laughed that hard in a long time.  In fact, all the pictures in this thread have cracked me up - whew!

[Issy]

That's the funniest sim pic I've seen ever! Poor baby will be scared for life heh.

I don't think I could handle any of my nannies walking around in the nude like that, it's just too wrong

[ZephyrZodiac]

I had Miss Crumplebottom do it in Sims1 (at the Park) after she used Simslice's rejuvenation machine!  It was really wierd!

[Bangelnuts]

I had Miss Crumplebottom do it in Sims1 (at the Park) after she used Simslice's rejuvenation machine!  It was really wierd!

I cant even picture  the old prude in undies let alone nude

[baratron]

Bangelnuts, it was worse than you could even imagine. For the original Miss Crumplebottom, under her clothes, was... A FIT MEDIUM-SKINNED MAN!!

When Maxis realised that a bunch of us had doors that made people nude & so on, they had to include a "fix" for the Crumplebutt in the Hot Date Patch. Because it was just way too disturbing for a pale-skinned old woman to suddenly become a buff young guy!

[Motoki]

I don't think I could handle any of my nannies walking around in the nude like that, it's just too wrong

There's a hack for naked nannies at the adult section of MTS2.

[Issy]

I don't think I could handle any of my nannies walking around in the nude like that, it's just too wrong

There's a hack for naked nannies at the adult section of MTS2.

I'm not the least suprised you'd know that Motoki

So tell us what's with the bizarre nanny obsession thingy? 

[vecki]

Bangelnuts, it was worse than you could even imagine. For the original Miss Crumplebottom, under her clothes, was... A FIT MEDIUM-SKINNED MAN!!

When Maxis realised that a bunch of us had doors that made people nude & so on, they had to include a "fix" for the Crumplebutt in the Hot Date Patch. Because it was just way too disturbing for a pale-skinned old woman to suddenly become a buff young guy!

Actually... it does make some crazy sense.  Maybe her real name was Mrs Doubtfire?!

[MokeyHokey]

There's a hack for naked nannies at the adult section of MTS2.

Oh, lord, say it ain't so!!

Poor baby will be scared for life heh.

No, that would be me LOL.  I still don't know why she was naked in the first place; maybe someone interrupted her shower?

[Bangelnuts]

Bangelnuts, it was worse than you could even imagine. For the original Miss Crumplebottom, under her clothes, was... A FIT MEDIUM-SKINNED MAN!!

When Maxis realised that a bunch of us had doors that made people nude & so on, they had to include a "fix" for the Crumplebutt in the Hot Date Patch. Because it was just way too disturbing for a pale-skinned old woman to suddenly become a buff young guy!

wow I wonder what the current  old prude really is .Ms.Crumplebottom that is

[humybyrd]

And to think the worst thing happening with my lots are that my college students are suddenly running round nekkie.

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[Bangelnuts]

There's a hack for naked nannies at the adult section of MTS2.

Oh, lord, say it ain't so!!

Poor baby will be scared for life heh.

No, that would be me LOL.  I still don't know why she was naked in the first place; maybe someone interrupted her shower?

I dunno the nannies have been doing odd things in my game for eons

[ZephyrZodiac]

Did you linstall NL while she was in the shower, Mokey?  I had it happen to some sim female after I installed Uni.  she came out of the shower, hubby threw up his hands in horror, I'm sure she blushed before doing a twilr and getting dressed.

I remember the same thing happening with Sims1 after installing Superstar, so maybe it's just something that happens with new installs, like sims all getting maxed out needs, or losing interests, etc.

[MokeyHokey]

Did you linstall NL while she was in the shower, Mokey?

Nope.  As a matter of fact, I did a fresh install a week or so ago after we kind of came to the conclusion that my game was irrevocably bugged--see the "squiggle lines" thread--so s'not that. I think Kendall was just having a hot flash.  Or something. 

[Christianlov]

In my personal opinion, Maxis nannies aren't that bad.  I think they are one of the most complicated NPCs Maxis ever made. But uhm they have to stay for several hours in player's lot, so I think Maxis felt they have to make them look more alive and active. So they made them care for their own motives so I think that's why they are fooling around that much and peeing on themselves and babies. 

[Motoki]

In my personal opinion, Maxis nannies aren't that bad. 

I should send you some of my nannies and then see how you feel!

I frequently have the problem where they will just stay at my house and never leave. Seems to be some issue with the nanny van when I checked the logs. Sometimes they will just go about their business and sleep, eat and shower on their own (but ignore the kid :p) but other times they go completely nuts and start acting like a malfunctioning robot standing in place waving their arms over and over yelling "GORMON!!" until they get so tired they pass out in their own piss.