Children witches/warlocks

[Jelenedra]

Ah, you mean that they will pop up on community lots even though they're "Frozen" at home?

[Gastfyr]

Oh yea, and someone please make spells be able to interrupt NPC's actions.  I had a burglar burgle my evil witch's house and all the supposedly oh so evil witch could do is do the usual panic dance and every time I told  him go do something useful like a mellifera attackum he'd say "oh suchandsuch looks so busy now, I'll better not interrupt him".  Eh no, you're SUPPOSED to interrupt him you dolt, he's stealing your stuff!

  They actually say that?!  That totally sucks.  Why the hell did EAxis ever put in such a stupid line of code?  If a werewolf can physically attack the burgalar, a witch better darn be abble to attack the burgalar with magic.  I mean, why the hell not??

[id]

oooohhh  and more for the evil witch and warlock:

Cellegius Gradus Primus Spell:

College is knowledge
but the knowledge best
put to the test
is what I from you wrest

geared to college sims.  bewitch a passing sim, and that sim will use whatever means are there to upgrade college grades (bookcase research, computer write term paper, or if nothing else is there do assignments.  the learning points from this are of course credited to the evil witch casting the spell. the victim will not cease to work until the evil witch's grade meter is completely full.  Or the victim keels over or wets his or her pants.  WILL DEFINITELY work on profs too, especially the annoying ones that always come by and ring your doorbell.  

spell is obviously evil.

Locatus Sanitatus

Look at this mess!
but ere I digress
I must stress
I curse thee to unmess  (ok, so poetry is no more MY strong point than EAXI's)

spell causes the bewitched sim to clean up and repair until - well everything is cleaned up and repaired.  As it is forcing someone else to do one's bidding it is obviously an evil spell.

Accompletus Homeworkius

with homework I grow bored
with this spell I am your lord
the depths of my education you will ford

Used by teenage witches to get the annoying "friends" they bring home to do their homework for them.  should probably be evil.
Then again, those friends are annoying. They're never really friends with you to begin with and they just take up the time you need to regenerate from school and do your homework so they might as well do it for you.

and now something I've been missing terribly for the good witches.  In fact it seemed logical that they would have that spell, but the one they do have is so infinitely more useless....


and here for the incorrigibly good witch...

Resurrectio

you corossed death's door
were amongst us no more
I bring this lost sim
back from Old Grim!

will do a perfect resurrection of a dead sim, the same as if you had paid the grim reaper the full 10.000 simoleons.  this is obviously a good spell


If I have to set the ingredients I'd say:

Cellegius Gradus Primus Spell:
2 or three viper essence, 1 or two eye of newt.  as this'll do ya for the entire 72 hours of the semester (at least unless your victim croaks prematurely), it can cost a bit more

Locatus Sanitatus
1 eye of newt, 1 viper essence, one dragon scale (I don't want my evil witch to put him or herself out too much, do I now?)

Accompletus Homeworkius
as homework is a daily occurrence it should be fairly cheap. so no more than:
at most 1 eye of newt, 1 dragon scale, preferably even only 1 eye of newt.

Resurrectio
ok, this one should be expensive
so I'd say at least 3 each of Essence of light and moombeam, plus a couple of dragon scales and/or mystic dust

[id]

Oh yea, and someone please make spells be able to interrupt NPC's actions.  I had a burglar burgle my evil witch's house and all the supposedly oh so evil witch could do is do the usual panic dance and every time I told  him go do something useful like a mellifera attackum he'd say "oh suchandsuch looks so busy now, I'll better not interrupt him".  Eh no, you're SUPPOSED to interrupt him you dolt, he's stealing your stuff!

  They actually say that?!  That totally sucks.  Why the hell did EAxis ever put in such a stupid line of code?  If a werewolf can physically attack the burgalar, a witch better darn be abble to attack the burgalar with magic.  I mean, why the hell not??

Jup sure did!  it pissed me off so much, I then called the burglar with the sim calling spell (I think that is actually neutral, so my high level evil witch could do that) and then killed him with some downloaded item (echo's magic wand).  It also meant that I had to train my witch in a totally new magic school - echo's magic wand and EAXI's magic don't work off the same hidden skill....

For now I think all my evil witches will have to attend the Echo school of magic also

[kazebird]

Trying to get a sim to permanently turn into anything doesn't work too well. Would you settle for merely making one stoned instead?

I would not mind that at all. I actually think that is a good idea, unless by stoned you mean high, in which not so much. But if you mean making an object appear that looks like a stone sim, that is fine.

Also to JacquiES, I want it to work like Magus Mutio, so the witch casts it on a sim of choice, not the other way around.

And rufio, I think Simae Lapidis is a great name.

P.S. I do know basic Latin, so I could make non dog-latin versions of my spells, but think they fit better with the ingame spells as is.

[JacquiES]

Ok Parrot here are the supernatural creature ones.  They were a bit harder so be nice lol.

Change to werewolf
When the moon rises
your body will change
An urge to howl overtakes you
how very strange!

Change to vampire
With fangs in your mouth
On the hunt for a vein
you are now a creature of the night
But avoid the sun or feel some pain!

Change to plantsim
Your love for nature
will now become
who you are for life
with more than a green thumb!

Create a servo
Tin and bolts
come together to create
a servant for me
in a metallic state!

[kazebird]

They are great! You are really good at this!

[Jelenedra]

Just a short note, I don't think Pescado would have any interest in making a custom spell that makes sims do things that Macrotastics does. So a spell that makes the target sim clean or repair is a waste. I would suggest that the spells directly fix or clean, not make someone else do it.

[J. M. Pescado]

I'm still trying to get it so a sim can be hit in the face with a rake.

[Jelenedra]

Ask for help with custom animations. =P It can be done! I believe you! 

[JacquiES]

They are great! You are really good at this!

Thanks. glad you like them.  Hopefully they come to good use!   

[nekonoai]

Is there a PEE YOURSELF spell yet?

[J. M. Pescado]

NO! Are you Rod Humble? Do Sims really need more ways to pee themselves?

[Jelenedra]

Beauty Spell Neutral Alignment:

Beautificus Aloris

With a wave of my starry wand,
Those that once ignored you,
Will no longer find you bland.

Have them all at your feet,
With this, Hook's favorite magik feat!

Affect: Gives the target sim bonuses to their romantic interactions with other sims. Think Love Potions and other romance boosts like Smooth Talking and Love Tubs.

[Tsarina]

Great poem 

[Sagana]

Defluo Petasatus

In the firelight's gleam by the moon's pale light
How then shall a witch be clothed?
Hair wrong, hat missing, most terrible sight!

Return ye from afar, harken to my will.
Come chapeaus, dark shadows loathed.
Check silvered mirror, is the hat there still?

Affect: Returns a missing witch's hat.

[PirateFaafy]

If it's doglatin you want, it's doglatin you'll get 

Creatum Infantis [Neutral]

This Sim I spy has great DNA
Would that I swipe it and make it my own
Fruit of thy womb, come forth in a day
For sproggen that from this sim form me a drone

Effect: Makes the caster pregnant with the target.

Beautificus Faceus [Good]

Thy features doth make thee
the bane of the eyes
So may they be lifted
to this beast's surprise

Effect: Face lift! Can be cast upon self.

Planto Proprius [Neutral]

I've gained an affinity
for thy new ways
I'd love it if for thy children
This appearance stays

Effect: (Definitely a challenge) Makes the sim's current hair colour, facial structure and skin tone Homozygously genetic, as though they were made that way in Create-a-sim.

Rapio Officium [Evil]

Your occupation pays
very generously
I'll see your job
and take it for me

Effect: Steals the job of the target, at the target's level. (If you don't have the skill points required, it will damage your performance heavily. Friends don't matter.)

Appello Folium [Good]

My time is precious
and my garden bare
wouldst that thou make it
flourish'd and fair

Effect: When cast upon an empty garden plot, plants a thriving bud.

Docui Solers [Good]

You know little of this world,
though I, even of next
I shall make thou knowledgeable
In this context!

Effect: Adds 2 skill points of a selected skill to a Sim. Possible temporary side effects based upon skill chosen:

Cooking: Can make Sim Fit/Fat
Mechanical: Improves/Worsens Energy decay rate
Charisma: Awards 3 bolts/-1 bolt toward everyone
Body: Can turn Sim into a werewolf
Logic: Can make Sim's skill point gain rate increased/decreased
Creativity: Earn more/less money from work, paintings, novels, etc.
Cleaning: Improves/Worsens Hygiene decay rate

I tried to think outside the box. Do you liek? C:

[Tsarina]

I tried to think outside the box. Do you liek? C:

I definitely liek. Great poems and orsum ideas. I especially like the get pregnant one. But it would be cool if the witch could also make others pregnant with it.

"I have no idea why I am pregnant with that man's child. Oh I know! The witch did it! She also turned me into a newt, but I got better. BUUUUUUUUUUUURN HER!"

[witch]

An abortion spell for neutral witches, to match the pregnancy spell.

Would it be at all possible to turn a sim into a cat or dog for 24 sim hours?

[Tingeling]

I like these idéas, especially the ones where you can affect sims who are supposedly occupied with something else (wtf Eaxis?!). The poems are great and though I'm not much of a poet or particularly versed with latin, I'll give it a shot.

Good spells:

A spell that makes a sim finish college, or maybe upgrade a sim so they have finished college, with the adequate memories and diploma.
Finitus Collegus
For one as bright as you
it will be a feet
made 4 years of
College complete

Makes the targeted child/teen sim a student who attends private school.
Privatus Eruditio
Enter the school
pay the fee
don't be a fool
Educate thee

Bad spells:
Expells targeted sim from College. Pretty useful if you have an adult sim wanting to marry a young adult sim whos in college, and you don't want to go through the hassle of taking them through college. (I hate Uni!)
Exitus Collegus
Dumb as a duck
soon you will see
under educations buck
expelled you be

I've been wanting a vampire sim who can be awake during daytime, that could bring more havoc to the neighbourhood. If we could make customized potions as well as spells, a potion that makes a vampire tolerate light for three days would be interesting. It would be funny if the'yd still hiss at the sun though.
Ex-nocturnalis Vampirus
Nightime crawlers hiss at the sun
at dawn feel the ray that burn
Now can drink to their delight
a drink that enables daytime bite

Edited to add vampire spell.

[J. M. Pescado]

Would it be at all possible to turn a sim into a cat or dog for 24 sim hours?

Answer: No. Turning someone into a penguin might be possible, though. However, they would get better.

[witch]

Simae Tuxedo? 

[Tingeling]

Simae Tuxedo? 

Simae Tuxedo
Clothes that are no more
stop him from kitchen raidin'
feathers and beak and gore
turn this sim into a penguin

[JacquiES]

Oh turning a sim into a penguin would be so funny.  It would be good if they got better too, it could be like a threat or just for fun.

[PirateFaafy]

An abortion spell for neutral witches, to match the pregnancy spell.

Aborto Pregnatius

Thy fruit was not meant
for neither your world nor mine
Screw you, Sarah Palin
Liberation be thine

Also, a few more: (Good witches totally need some more useful spells)

Tempus Mutatio [Good]

Thy wrinkles be vile
thy paunch, more so
Be as a child
frolick to and fro!

Effect: Changes Elders into Children.

Frigidus Stoccum [Neutral]

I thirst for thy juices
I wish for thy meat
Take that which is empty
and make it complete

Effect: Restocks the fridge. Could replace Creatum Nutrimens.

Levitas Offendo [Evil]

Crackle and boom
Lightning come hither
I call upon thee
to make the ground wither

Effect: Makes lightning strike the ground/target sim.

And for god's sakes make Inflammo work on community lots. :3 :3 :3