There's no real POINT in inviting anyone to stay over because if you were planning to woohoo, they would stay over ANYWAY (and not whine), and if you didn't, then what's the point of inviting someone over just so they can SLEEP? Total waste of time and effort.
Amen to that. Hell, even Woohooing doesn't guarantee a sleep-over in my book. If we're not dating, after woohooing, you get your ass dressed and get the hell out. I don't care if I picked you up in a bar and you have to walk 10 miles in the snow uphill and downhill barefoot to home. If we ARE dating, there's a 50% chance of a sleep-over after woohooing, but only if I want MOAR WOOHOO in the morning. And you can cook me breakfast that is delicious and without burning down my house, it will up the odds of a sleep-over.