More Awful than You! July: AUGH, get that stuff off my face!

[Jess Maree]

BTW guys, whenever you quote an image could you take out the IMG tags? Some poor unfortunates are still on dial-up or something. Thanks.

[Metatwaddle]

It doesn't help that the models would be fugly even without that crap on their faces.

Those eyes certainly don't help either. What's going on in those reflections? Trippy, man.

Seriously. If the eye reflections reflect the Sims' surrounding environment, they must be trapped in electric blue jail cells designed by Escher.

[photo]

I have been searching in vain for the various fugly forehead antennae I used to see all the time when I wasn't looking for them.

Perhaps you refer to this spastic little gem?

snipsnip

Lovingly crafted from the handplucked wings of the finest crackhouse moths money can buy...
http://hideki.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=147454
Also shown on the creator's adult model, Bella Moth.

Ugh.

Sadly enough those were a request...

[torawashi]

I have been searching in vain for the various fugly forehead antennae I used to see all the time when I wasn't looking for them.

There's also these:



I like the idea of alien antennae, but pipe cleaners sticking out of the top of my sims' heads...not so much.

[Alex]

I have been searching in vain for the various fugly forehead antennae I used to see all the time when I wasn't looking for them.

There's also these:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g146/pacotacoplayer/snapshot_92b4c135_12b4dcfb.jpg

I like the idea of alien antennae, but pipe cleaners sticking out of the top of my sims' heads...not so much.

Hm. Your avatar seems strangely fitting alongside this image 


Mod edit: image tags removed.  Come on, Jess Maree just reminded everyone!

[MadameUgly]

Yet again I find myself asking 'why'? It's even scarier that the second one actually exists...

I swear I saw some "teeth" that were "grillz," once. THE HORROR.

You DID see the grills.  I posted them to a previous month's More Awful (I think it was WTF?). 

While looking for said grills I found THIS:



"Gold with diamonds and silver with stones"  Yes, jewelry for your teeth (classified as full face makeup, so it should fit this month's category)

Find it here:  http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=188921

[SlickCee]

Ugh, I always hated grillz. That's like the "thing" with primarily southern rappers. Some guys are really decent looking until they open their mouths and come out looking like this:

[SnootCB]

From GoS: scary/evil eyebrows

This is just one of many crayon lines   mime brows   eyebrow-type things available in the thread linked above.

[xoferew]

Looks more like lines drawn by the plastic surgeon to show where s/he's going to cut the forehead open and do an emergency eyebrow transplant.

[floopyboo]

I have been searching in vain for the various fugly forehead antennae I used to see all the time when I wasn't looking for them.

There's also these: </snip>
I like the idea of alien antennae, but pipe cleaners sticking out of the top of my sims' heads...not so much.

Those are quite lovely, and if you're a big fan of Shadowrun, then they are absolutely perfect for Bugs. Pity about the flashing blue problem though.

[morriganrant]

I have been searching in vain for the various fugly forehead antennae I used to see all the time when I wasn't looking for them.

There's also these: </snip>
I like the idea of alien antennae, but pipe cleaners sticking out of the top of my sims' heads...not so much.

Those are quite lovely, and if you're a big fan of Shadowrun, then they are absolutely perfect for Bugs. Pity about the flashing blue problem though.

You can fix that with a little Simpe use though.
http://forums.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=283059

[floopyboo]

Yeah, but simpe scares the crapcakes out of me.

[Assmitten]

From GoS: scary/evil eyebrows
snip
This is just one of many crayon lines   mime brows   eyebrow-type things available in the thread linked above.

I have seen these on real live goths (tm) as well as on cholas when I lived in the SW. They are just as scary irl.

[xoferew]

I think he fell on a cheese grater.

[Kazzandra]

Whut? Shouldn't it have been obvious to the creator of this that you shouldn't be able to fit six pairs of these lips on this one Sim's lips?

[Metatwaddle]

Yeah, I saw the kisses one while browsing TSR. That one was probably the second-best thing I found.

[morriganrant]

Whut? Shouldn't it have been obvious to the creator of this that you shouldn't be able to fit six pairs of these lips on this one Sim's lips?

Maybe they are fairy kisses? ....I think I just made myself a little sick there.

[simsfreq]

I want to know what the creator thought the white was in the middle of the kiss-marks.

As for the acne/chickenpox/pomegranate seeds one, it might not look like spots but it's miles better than the eaxis default teen acne, which has about 3 spots about the size of their eyes. Deny your teens bathing rights and see what I mean. It annoys the crap out of me.

[Liz]

If I want my 'guy' to look like he's been showered in kisses then I won't be choosing this makeup:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y224/Warmpurrs/Random/kisses.jpg

Yikes, it looks like an angry kitten's been gnawing on his face.

I want to know what the creator thought the white was in the middle of the kiss-marks.

Clearly, that's where the angry kitten reached bone.

...but it's miles better than the eaxis default teen acne, which has about 3 spots about the size of their eyes...

Eeugh, I hate that shit too. I know they wanted to make the spots big enough for the player to notice without having to zoom in too much, but those golf balls looks like they're on the verge of rupture. Disgusting.

[Spinni]

I want to know what the creator thought the white was in the middle of the kiss-marks.

As for the acne/chickenpox/pomegranate seeds one, it might not look like spots but it's miles better than the eaxis default teen acne, which has about 3 spots about the size of their eyes. Deny your teens bathing rights and see what I mean. It annoys the crap out of me.

What annoys me more is that Eaxis seem to be insinutating that people get spots because they don't wash. Or are not clean.

Nice, Eaxis. Real smooth ._.;

[Alex]

I want to know what the creator thought the white was in the middle of the kiss-marks.

As for the acne/chickenpox/pomegranate seeds one, it might not look like spots but it's miles better than the eaxis default teen acne, which has about 3 spots about the size of their eyes. Deny your teens bathing rights and see what I mean. It annoys the crap out of me.

What annoys me more is that Eaxis seem to be insinutating that people get spots because they don't wash. Or are not clean.

Nice, Eaxis. Real smooth ._.;

Hm. That's right, it's all genetic isn't it?

[Spinni]

Hm. That's right, it's all genetic isn't it?

You mean it's down to hormones. In my experience, often the people who suffer from ache tend to be the cleanest, because they wash so much trying to get rid of them.

[simsfreq]

Well yeah, hormones, too much crap (make up, dirty fingers, greasy hair etc) blocking the pores and washing so much you wash away the skin's natural protection are the main causes.

[Alex]

Hm. That's right, it's all genetic isn't it?

You mean it's down to hormones. In my experience, often the people who suffer from ache tend to be the cleanest, because they wash so much trying to get rid of them.

Well yes, hormones. But I read somewhere that apparently it's hereditary as well. Obviously that affects how the hormones affect a person.

Edited because I fail at spelling

[Keksich]

Affects, Alex, affects.