More Awful than You! July: AUGH, get that stuff off my face!

[Jadis]

ETA: Hey, yeah. Surely there must be vomit or feces masks out there for the sim face...yes, yes? That might trump nose hair.

Haven't found that yet, but "snot" gushing out of the nose, yes. Courtesy of our old friend, Agent 420:



Who has snot that green?

Ah:

This is a recolor of my "Gushing Bloody Nose" face mask. This is for aliens with green blood, or people with a very bad cold. Works with all ages & sexes. Check my Gushing Bloody Nose for the Red Version.

Anyway, he also has gushing oil for, you know, androids and the like:

This is a recolor of my "Gushing Bloody Nose" face mask. This works great for robots or androids or some aliens too.

Also, though it's been entered before, this is something you'd really want to get off your face:

Wow, someone threw a piece of delicious pepperoni at you and it got stuck on your forehead. Now you wear it around proudly as a trophy to show your superiority.

And:

Pink Lips that are covered with many small bloody scabs and scars. YOu might not want to kiss the person with these lips. (All ages/sexes) (Lipstick)

Link: Here

And someone at MTS2 unlocked the Maxis therapist's eyebrows (Why? Why? Why?):



Link: Here

[Alex]

Wow. Agent 420 is quite clearly deranged. I don't think words could describe the phail going on there. I suppose the pepperoni would suit greedy, fat, pig sims though...

The latest Carla Niven atrocities...


Look carefully at the elbows. 


Now your sims can have an earthquake right between their breasts! 

[Emma]

Carla Niven is disqualified, Alex, for all his stuff being ugly fug that no-one wants.

[Liz]

Carla Niven is disqualified, Alex, for all his stuff being ugly fug that no-one wants.

And also for not being in any way related to this month's category.

[Emma]

Carla Niven is disqualified, Alex, for all his stuff being ugly fug that no-one wants.

And also for not being in any way related to this month's category.

D'you know what? I didn't even notice that

[J. M. Pescado]

Death to Emma!

[Berg]

And someone at MTS2 unlocked the Maxis therapist's eyebrows (Why? Why? Why?):



Link: Here

Why not?  I'm downloading them now! I'll just give them a re-texture, and then. My bushy-browed townies. Let me show u them.

[Alex]

Carla Niven is disqualified, Alex, for all his stuff being ugly fug that no-one wants.

And also for not being in any way related to this month's category.

D'you know what? I didn't even notice that

Wow. Somehow I didn't either. uhhh... 

EDIT: For some reason my whole message has disappeared. I can't remember what the rest said. 

Here's some facial atrocities then. I have no idea what the hell this is supposed to be:


Now for some... "strange" facial hair.

The stupidity of this is immeasurable.

I guess this sim decided he only wanted to concentrate on only half of his face.

Yeaaarrghh. Shaven fringe  and what ever that thing on his chin is just screams WTFness.


It looks like someone's just thrown the razor at this guy's face from afar.

[Assmitten]

And someone at MTS2 unlocked the Maxis therapist's eyebrows (Why? Why? Why?):



Link: Here

Why not?  I'm downloading them now! I'll just give them a re-texture, and then. My bushy-browed townies. Let me show u them.

For your O.C. sims?

http://www.petergallagher.com/

Rules:
1. It must be a real item. Item must not be made by you or anyone on your site. No, you may not create an awful entry just for this purpose.
2. Item must be have been created BEFORE this contest! No creating an awful item just to win!
3. It must be from a real site. Somebody's Angelfryer or Geoshitties page is not a real site. Bonus points if it's a paysite!
4. It must be awful. The most awful winning entry will be chosen by a panel of selected judges and the winner will be awarded a free month's subscription.
5. Items must be submitted by the deadline, the end of July, Server Time.
6. Submissions must be posted here, with pictures. Show off the awfulness! Bonus points if the screenshots were from the site of the item itself, meaning it looks bad even in the propaganda photos!
7. Carla Niven is disqualified. We already know he'd win. Besides, Freewebs is not a real site.

[Berg]

http://www.petergallagher.com/

Tsk, tsk.

Let THIS Gallagher show him how it's done.

Edited because I need MOAR sleep

[Insanity Prelude]

Carla Niven is disqualified, Alex, for all his stuff being ugly fug that no-one wants.

And also for not being in any way related to this month's category.

Those models do have butt-ugly faces.

[Lorelei]

Here's some facial atrocities then. I have no idea what the hell this is supposed to be:

Looks like one of The Misfits.

[Assmitten]

Here's some facial atrocities then. I have no idea what the hell this is supposed to be:

Looks like one of The Misfits.

"I turned in to a BAD MESH, whoa oh oh."

Gert. Nice devil lock.

[Ellatrue]

That clown face actually made me scream out loud.

[asthehind]

That clown face actually made me scream out loud.

There is a lot of strange stuff in Mod the Sims 2...

[Alex]

The hair... it is just... URGH!!

[Tyyppi]

That thing looks contagious.

[rohina]

Yo, Alex. You seem to be having some trouble grasping the rules, here. This month, we are looking for stuff on sims's faces. Not hairs, or skins, or whatever.

[Alex]

Yo, Alex. You seem to be having some trouble grasping the rules, here. This month, we are looking for stuff on sims's faces. Not hairs, or skins, or whatever.

Yes, I know I mentioned the hair, but look at the face. Notice how the colour appears to be different to the rest of the body (it appears to be full face makeup or something), and the hideous lipstick and eyes.

[Sknsarp]

actually I believe the face is messed up as people don't always know how to make the body part of the skin line up/match the face, it's a separate image. As far as I can see the only thing "on" her face is the awful maxis-like lipstick.

[Alex]

Alright, alright. Here's something a little more "acceptable". If you can call them that...


WHY?!


Who needs the Zombie skin that came with University when you can just go for... this.


Yeah... that looks like tears alright *shifts eyes*


Looks like Spider Man has been squashed.

[chestylarue]

Wearable Worf head.  Do. Not. Want.


http://www.simslice.com/thesims2/ts2objects.htm

[Kazzandra]

^ That is so disturbing on so many levels.

[asthehind]

Meh, seems like typical SimSlice to me.

[xoferew]

That's perfectly normal.  In fact, as I sit here typing, I am wearing a giant Worf head.  The chin forms a sweat reservoir.