More Awful than You! July: AUGH, get that stuff off my face!

[rohina]

Inspired by the delightful rainbow beard from the end of June, this month's contest is for awful stuff on your face: facial hair, furry accessories, gross glasses, full face makeup, tattoos, piercings and the like. Have at it.

JUDGES: Cappucino.

[Lorelei]

Most of the EAxian default options are DO NOT WANTs, DNW full face EAxis makeup that looks like a tiger or clown. DNW gorilla heads or scuba masks. DNW chalky EAxis lippy, crappy EAxis eye stuff, blotchy EAxis blushes. It's not cute-cartoony, it is inelegant and grotty.

[SnootCB]

These recolors of this otherwise decent mesh:



Because what we all really need is hairless furries.

Since they come complete with flesh-colored ears and are found in accessories, I thought they would count for this month's contest.

Close-up to please BastDawn:

[BastDawn]

While ugly and grotesque, it needs a closeup of the ears.  That's too much focus on the tail for this month's contest.

[hbmt]

Um, I love Christmas, but this is a big, fat, DO NOT WANT.



And if you really love it, you can get it here --> http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/costume/653207/

[ebonyspiral]

Ugh. Christmas acne.

You know, I don't know what bothers me more about More Awful entries; the blatantly lazy creators who just churn out copy n' paste crap with absolutely no effort to make the item remotely appealing or plausible, or the ones who obviously do put in effort and have at least some talent, and yet still manage to make us all reach for the eye bleach.
MS Paint has a lot to answer for.

*cries softly

[Zazazu]

Actually, Snoot, I'd nominate that chicken hat. Even if it is EAxis.

Crappy green crayoned-in eyebrows:



Is it a pincushion or a squashed strawberry? I can't tell. Either way, it doesn't belong on anyone's head:

Bandwidth was blatantly stolen during the making of this post.

[Kchan]

I saw this and went "AAARGH!" As if going to the dentist wasn't bad enough, now we have dentists with butterflies and horrible pinkness.


"Also, this is my first recolor (or mod or whatever you want to call it)" -- Svveetpea


She immediately phails for not knowing the difference between a mod and a recolour.

[Cimaronna]

Is it a pincushion or a squashed strawberry? I can't tell. Either way, it doesn't belong on anyone's head:
Bandwidth was blatantly stolen during the making of this post.

 

Hur. It's a potholder and apparently the creator hadn't smoked enough when she created it! 

[Cappuccino]

"Also, this is my first recolor (or mod or whatever you want to call it)" -- Svveetpea


She immediately phails for not knowing the difference between a mod and a recolour.

Word.

Here's cut goatee & cut eyebrows set:





(found here)

I just don't get it. I mean, 1 cut could be accidental or from a scar or something, but so many cuts in your eyebrow or beard have to be deliberate and WHY would you do THAT to yourself?)

[Solowren]

What the fuck.



You know you want it.

[keirra]

I can't imagine why anyone would want nose hair like that in their game. 

ETA: Pescado's post made me laugh. "Where's our gray elder nosehair, the age group which should rightfully HAVE nosehair? I mean, hell, a goodly quarter of my mustache is actually growing from my nose. And we need elder ear hair to go with it!"

[Liveangel]

Um, I love Christmas, but this is a big, fat, DO NOT WANT.

And if you really love it, you can get it here --> http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/costume/653207/

Why didn't you nominate the whole set?

[Giggy]

What the fuck.

*Image removed for the sake of man-kind

You know you want it.

Words are beyond me, at least use a way more prettier model, not something that was surgically added like a pugs nose!

[Cappuccino]

^ I'll bet if you use that on a sim with a thinner nose the hair will be on the sides of it, on the cheeks.

[Tsarina]

This is from Peggyzone. It's not badly made. But it's a mesh with no texture and she wants money for it! Also, it's too feathery for my taste.


I will go find something better now.

[Jess Maree]

Your image doesn't show up, Tsarina.

This is from Peggyzone. It's not badly made. But it's a mesh with no texture and she wants money for it! Also, it's too feathery for my taste.

Fixed for you.

[Tsarina]

Thank you 
Shows up fine for me, though.

[Liz]

Well, dang, the nose hair shots aren't showing up at MtS2. I don't know whether to be disappointed or grateful.

Edit: Gosh, here they are now. Lucky me.
*dies a little inside*

[Cimaronna]

Well dang! I head into TSR to see what I can find. Lo and behold, on the first page, I find this little beauty:

Appropriately enough, it's titled, "Ugly Thing"

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/costume/736763/

[Kyna]

Looks like someone let their toddler have some fun in MS Paint, and decided to upload it to TSR.

[Tsarina]

Yeah, when I see a thing like that it always makes me wonder why people upload it? If they can see it's ugly, then WHY?



A quick visit at The Sims Resource:

"Mask"

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/costume/177869/

"Pink mascara"

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/eyeliner/736761/

"3D eyelashes haute coture"

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/eyeliner/693480/
Can be found in the glasses section(!)
I wonder what that looks like when the sims sleep.

[Tchan]

That...that...that nose hair...
*dies*


I think I downloaded that shitty pink eyeshadow. In 2004. Before decent eyeshadow.

[Diala]

From the Pit of Despair, and from Atwa no less:


http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/sets/561568/

I don't know if she was trying to make a poorly-done jab at PMBD or what. It looks more like a bandit mask than something a pirate would wear, but when did Atwa ever make sense?

The background amuses me, if only to scoff at such a weak attempt at an 'insult.'

EDIT: Fixing typos and adding the URL.

[Jess Maree]

The background amuses me, if only to scoff at such a weak attempt at an 'insult.'

Lulz! I think it is some attempt at insulting Pescado/PMBD.

One word: FAIL.