More Awful than You! July: AUGH, get that stuff off my face!

[Liveangel]

Teeth lipsticks. Esp. buck-toothed lipsticks.


Not to mention The Shark Effect when your Sims open their mouths. I know buck-toothed lipsticks were entered in the November contest, but oh well.

I would've entered a lady with 'white paint' on her face, but it was entered in either last month or May. And caused a break-down or two.

Last month. May was Clothing Meshes. And once again, I apologize for shocking people. BTW, last time I checked, you can re-submit old stuff, but rules are made up along the way.

And no, never met Tchan before.

Seeing double FTW!

[Tchan]

And no, never met Tchan before.

In that case, WELCOME, Kchan.

Oh Assmitten, you wound me.

(Haha, at least someone else noticed the letter-channyness. Only I'm not a letter-chan, I just look it. )

Those lipsticks are horrible. I wouldn't want those anywhere near my sims.

[J. M. Pescado]

Death to Tchan.

[Assmitten]

And no, never met Tchan before.

In that case, WELCOME, Kchan.

Oh Assmitten, you wound me.

No, that was just an idle jab. A wound was a couple of weeks ago when I slagged you for being a bigot who thinks she is an expert on all Americans and American English.

[Alex]

Is it a pincushion or a squashed strawberry? I can't tell. Either way, it doesn't belong on anyone's head:

Bandwidth was blatantly stolen during the making of this post.

It reminds me of Rafflesia...


For those not in the know, Rafflesia is a toxic mutated vine that smells like rotting meat. Now who the fuck would want THAT on their head?!

[Sammy]

^ I can't stop looking at that even though it seriously creeps me out. It's going to be chasing me around in my nightmares, trying to eat me.

[Tyyppi]

That's one creepy flower.

[Jess Maree]

That's...a weird plant. Srsly.

[Milhouse Trixibelle Saltfucker III]

But it's neither mutated nor a vine! It's just a parasitic tropical plant (there are so many of them, no?) that happens to use vines as hosts.

[Jess Maree]

But...rotting meat? Who'd want that in their yard?

[Alex]

But it's neither mutated nor a vine! It's just a parasitic tropical plant (there are so many of them, no?) that happens to use vines as hosts.

I knew that. Mutated vine has more of an effect though...

They mainly grow in Indonesia. The CC loses points for not being on an indonesian sim and for being too small.

[asthehind]

But...rotting meat? Who'd want that in their yard?

There are a fair number of plants that smell of rotting meat. It's to attract the flies which pollinate them.

[ebonyspiral]

But...rotting meat? Who'd want that in their yard?

There are a fair number of plants that smell of rotting meat. It's to attract the flies which pollinate them.

Yeah, successful reproduction tends to be a more popular branch of evolution to follow than back yard aesthetics.

[buddha pest]

I'm pretty sure that no matter what kind of awful scribbling or any other such crappy/worthless thing gets posted in here, the nose hair is going to always win.

I think you guys know it too. We're just pretending it's still a contest now out of respect for the sport...and because further lulz will always ensue.

But really though...the vomit was coming up the pipe. I swear.

ETA: Hey, yeah. Surely there must be vomit or feces masks out there for the sim face...yes, yes? That might trump nose hair.

[Mens Mortuus]

Rafflesia also grows in East Malaysia  I saw one once. It wasn't a mature one so wasn't as big as it's supposed to be (or so the guide said) but afternoon heat + Rafflesia perfume = instant faint.

[bowrain]

Rafflesia also grows in East Malaysia 

Yes because they stole it from Indonesia. Seriously, they stole everything from Indonesia (customs, foods, handcrafts, etc) I honestly think they don't have anything original. No wonder Indonesians friggin' hate Malaysia. Yeah I've been to both Indonesia and Malaysia.

[asthehind]

 Unexplainable:

http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=277712

Terrifying:

http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=241211

Why I'll be having nightmares tonight:

http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=255145

[Emma]

Scary clown........

[cassandra]

She looks like Pennywise's girlfiend (I spelled it wrong on purpose, Pennywise would have a girlfiend!).

Even for an Asylum challange, I do not want that in my game, she looks like she want to go on a baby eating spree!

[Jess Maree]

That clown is terrifying. Get it away, get it awaaaaaay!

[bowrain]

That's why I hate clowns... They always scare me with their scary fake smiles


Edit : stupid typo

[Solowren]

Nope, not going to sleep any time soon...

[Jess Maree]

It's the teeth on that one that gets me the most. And the make-up...and the fake smile...

* Jess Maree rocks back and forth in corner muttering "can't sleep...clowns will eat me..."

[morriganrant]

You know, I've seen that clown mask before and I only just realized what was so familiar about it. It is the exact makeup design on one of the Killer Clowns from Outer Space. That's why the teeth look like that.

[Liz]

Good GOD! I'm so very glad I just woke up, so I won't have to go back to sleep anytime soon. Lights will be on tonight.

* Liz joins Jess in the corner