More Awful than You! June: Stuff that you Do. Not. Want.

[Jadis]

ETA: image removed. Lulz at the speedy response. Instead, I'll just nominate 60% of the site for abuse of all things paisley. 

I'm particularly "fond" of the flowery and fully patterned men's suits, myself. Who would wear that crap?





This guy looks like he could just fade into the background behind him:

[rohina]

I love those. They are hilario. All of you who complained are now going to get Parsimonious outfits in my game.

[MajorMercedes]

Moar Parsimonious.

[asthehind]

Ooh Lordy. I'm not sure what's worse - the hotlinking punishment or the actual items!

[Liz]

Ah, their formalwear category is always good for sum lulz. Thing is, even if their fashion choices aren't quite to your liking, I've never seen an item from Parsimonious that wasn't well made. Don't always love the style... am frequently gobsmacked by the style... but they do quality work. Especially taking into account the ginormous whompload of downloads they make, I'm impressed by their attention to detail.

[BastDawn]

Oh, I have a soft spot for Parsimonious.  They have some really lovely things among the overly printed things, and even those are useful for Goopy and other sims with poor taste.  Any one of those flower suits are better than Goopy's default outfit, while maintaining his essential Goopiness. 

And hotlinking really is rude.  We do it to paysites because they deserve it, but leave the free sites alone, even if they do get butthurt over it.  Imageshack is free; there's no need to hotlink.   

[SalixTree]

*whine whine whine*
Is one of mine finally nominated properly? Yay! *does silly dance*  But you know, that dragon scale outfit is what they wear on thier planet.

I must agree on the hotlinking .. not nice.
Also, we DO allow any of our objects to be included in any lot for uploading, get your info right, Ellatrue 

*tries to do a prissy dance*... blah..

*giggles instead*

[Kazzandra]

Is one of mine finally nominated properly? Yay! *does silly dance* 

Don't get too excited-- you are up against the Shower of Urine and the Female Peens, amongst other DO NOT WANTs 

[SalixTree]

heheheheheh

I must admit, that willy shower is totally YUK! ew

[rohina]

Also, we DO allow any of our objects to be included in any lot for uploading, get your info right, Ellatrue 

Uh, it's Ella we are talking about. She rarely has her info right.

I was going to defend you, but all the glomping and emoties put me off.

[SalixTree]

Silly Rohina. *sticks out tung*
(I love these emotes.. sorry.. I do..)

[snowbawl]

Silly Rohina. *sticks out tung*

Interesting to note that you would have a tree in your mouth.  I am assuming that it IS, indeed, in your mouth....

[Assmitten]

Silly Rohina. *sticks out tung*
(I love these emotes.. sorry.. I do..)

Maybe just the oil, then?

* Assmitten finishes the sofa table with the proffered oil

[Yecats]

On the Parsimonius stuff - 90% of my stuff's from there... not the clothing so much, but a lot of the furnature sets.  There are some things that leave you in a state of "WTF" but most of it is pretty good.

I'm not keen on the "winter wood" and very green sets, but two sets that I personally LOVE are the mobius dining and oxygen kitchen sets from Kate.

Oh, I also nominate any sims2 download site or tutorial page without english translations. DO.NOT.WANT.

[simsfreq]

Oh, I also nominate any sims2 download site or tutorial page without english translations. DO.NOT.WANT.

That seems a bit unfair. Not everyone speaks English.

Although to be fair, I don't particularly want foreign language sims tutorials either, since I can't read them, but somebody must want them!

[xoferew]

Oh, I also nominate any sims2 download site or tutorial page without english translations. DO.NOT.WANT.

They don't want you to want it.  They didn't write it for you.  They wrote it for the millions of sims players who can't read the millions of english download sites and tutorial pages that are readily available for people like you.

[SalixTree]

Interesting to note that you would have a tree in your mouth.  I am assuming that it IS, indeed, in your mouth....

hmm.. that kinda went over my head. You people have some strange humor. I feel blonde now, can explain please? I mean, if youz are trying to slag me off, I want to be in on the joke.
..and oil?? I must be sleepy, I'll prob wake up in the morning going "OHHH! duh!"

[kuronue]

Interesting to note that you would have a tree in your mouth.  I am assuming that it IS, indeed, in your mouth....

hmm.. that kinda went over my head. You people have some strange humor. I feel blonde now, can explain please? I mean, if youz are trying to slag me off, I want to be in on the joke.
..and oil?? I must be sleepy, I'll prob wake up in the morning going "OHHH! duh!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tung

[SalixTree]

heh, ok. That's the way we all spell tongue in our job.

hey, but see this, from the same spot in Wikipedia
"Tung, the original Webster spelling of tongue."

Why did they flippin change the spelling then?

[Assmitten]

Why did they flippin change the spelling then?

Ah yes, Noah Webster, failed reformer of the "American" language.

How's Mars this time of year, then?

[SalixTree]

Probably a bit icy, hm? Do pixies know these things?? What planet did you come from then?

Ok, I have a do not want:

005936f48742b07ab548c6315dd0abc9_0002.package
011021514b16ec64004ce0abfe8842c3_0001.package
140a3aabe6c1e018bd594c96066352c7_0001.package
385d531f8e9056ee93d65454b89e74be_0006.package
39c80a7b2d9348a13f1c5ac393a8fcc9_0002.package
4d1f5a2bda07b6c528b82bda2128aa22_0002.package

Thanks to Maxis installer

[Kazzandra]

005936f48742b07ab548c6315dd0abc9_0002.package
011021514b16ec64004ce0abfe8842c3_0001.package
140a3aabe6c1e018bd594c96066352c7_0001.package
385d531f8e9056ee93d65454b89e74be_0006.package
39c80a7b2d9348a13f1c5ac393a8fcc9_0002.package
4d1f5a2bda07b6c528b82bda2128aa22_0002.package

Ah yes. The things you either have to rename with a third-party program, uor se a third-party program every time you want to see WTF they are.They can only piss you off when you do, because you discover it to be something either treasured or hated, meaning that you can't just DELETE THEM ALL. You have to RENAME them. Slowly. Tediously. Because you were stupid enough to use the Maxis Installer. Yep. You probably deserve it then.

[SalixTree]

Those package files show up sometimes even if you never use Maxi's installer. They somehow find their way into my downloads folder.
Do not want... into the bin you go!

[J. M. Pescado]

If you never, ever, use the EAxis installer, files like that do not appear unless you install content from sims or houses from someone who did.

[Kazzandra]

Errrg. DO NOT WANT this.



I can't quite pinpoint all of the things wrong with this entry, but I know it is wrong and I do not want it.