More Awful than You! June: Stuff that you Do. Not. Want.

[Jadis]

My very first sims-related do. not. want: the powerpuff-girls! As sims! I couldn't find it at MTS2 anymore, though I'm sure they're the ones that had it (I think it was even a featured upload), but here's a video of them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqxMKOoIUIE

They just look wrong and totally misplaced in the sims universe, IMO. Those round heads. Those round eyes. That blow-up toy look...It just looks weird.

ETA: found the page, it's here:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=147353

Picture:

[asthehind]

Alright, now I'm truly scared.

[MidnightVoyager]

Tiger... hybrid? Does that mean that a woman got it on with a tiger?

I don't think that works. Well, I should say "Outside of Greek myth." (See: Minotaur.)

[Jadis]

Another do not want: make-up on toddlers (the trend, not just this example of it)

Like this:



Found on the exchange, of course, where toddlers in make-up are plentiful, just that they're not all as obvious as this one. They all seem to wear eyeliner, though. Why do they feel the need to put make-up on all their toddlers? It's not a kiddie pageant.

Description:
Personally, I think she looks adorable. She's wearing a lot of make-up, which I don't usually do with toddlers, but she's just so adorable!

If she's already adorable, why put make-up on her?

Link:Here

Kids in make-up is bad, too, especially as heavy make-up as this:



Description:An Adorable Child With A Great Sense Of Humour , Fun To Play With , And Perfect With Toddlers And Babys . Adopt Her !

(Gah! I hate it when people Type Like This. Congratulations, you can use shift-key. We get it. Now, do you need a 12-step program to stop abusing it?)

link:Here

[geekgirl]

www.thesimsresource.com

DO. NOT. WANT.

[Tanatha]

While we're at it, SexySims seems to have lots of items made to win at this contest... For example:



The so-called Weenie Shower.

You can clearly see that it is Mary Sue Pleasant enjoying part of her divorce settlement from Daniel. 

[gethane]

O..M..G..

I can never unsee that. It's hideous. For so many reasons.

[Lorelei]

Poor gethane. I'm sure someone around here has extra brain bleach if you need it. Unfortunately, I just used up the last of mine, or I'd share.

[Liveangel]

I'm sure someone around here has extra brain bleach if you need it.

Also, I've got Thank God.

[Strangel]

Woot! Because after all... the goggles, they do nothing.

[Spinni]

Good point. I'll stick to my other whys. Like 'why 42 days'?

 

[/rant]

Asthehind, you're a beautiful person

DO NOT WANT this, though it has been posted another contest, it is still horrid. I cannot believe it's still on Youtube.

....What? Rape video? Jesus x_x;

[Tchan]

That video. DO NOT WANT.

[asthehind]

Asthehind, you're a beautiful person

 

Thanks - but I don't know whether to feel complimented or freaked out!

 David Davies rocks. Haltemprice and Howden - vote Tory! Now there's something I never thought I'd say...

[Spinni]

Asthehind, you're a beautiful person

 

Thanks - but I don't know whether to feel complimented or freaked out!

 David Davies rocks. Haltemprice and Howden - vote Tory! Now there's something I never thought I'd say...

I think I was overwelmed by the majesty of finding someone who knew anything about British politics, ah haah haah XD
God yes. I don't know...I've kinda been of the opinion that the Labour party wouldn't know how to run a country whoever their leader may be. The party's too obsessed with short term solutions to long term problems, henceforth making the problem even worse :/

BUT I DIGRESS.
Back to sims, what what XD

[asthehind]

Asthehind, you're a beautiful person

 

Thanks - but I don't know whether to feel complimented or freaked out!

 David Davies rocks. Haltemprice and Howden - vote Tory! Now there's something I never thought I'd say...

I think I was overwelmed by the majesty of finding someone who knew anything about British politics, ah haah haah XD
God yes. I don't know...I've kinda been of the opinion that the Labour party wouldn't know how to run a country whoever their leader may be. The party's too obsessed with short term solutions to long term problems, henceforth making the problem even worse :/

BUT I DIGRESS.
Back to sims, what what XD

Well, I am British... Politics is a passion for me, and this bill is just the latest in a long line of bills that have throroughly turned me off Gordon Brown and New Labour. Making the macro has let me vent just a little of my spleen.

[/derail]

[Keksich]

Can we nominate Maxis stuff? Because there are some really horrid things, like this:



Show business carreer outfit. And this creepy thing on her head.

[jwaas]

That outfit is the one and only (and, I think, sufficient) reason why I never give any of my Sims the Show Business career.  If their LTW involves it, I reroll it using the Awesome Batman Box thing.  The job title sounds safe enough too:  "Commercial Actor."  At least warn me that my Sim will be playing a giant order of french fries!

Along with that one, though I have no pic on hand, I nominate the Entertainment career path job called something like "Birthday Party Mascot."  Also known as Creepy the Clown, and I Do. Not. Want.

Heck, I can't even stand the llama mascot at the bottom of the Athletic career.  The llama head sticks through the top of the car also. 

[asthehind]

*snip*
Show business carreer outfit. And this creepy thing on her head.

I want. But I don't have. It's good for sim-humiliation, and has been used for great comic effect in some albums.

[Assmitten]

*snip*
Show business carreer outfit. And this creepy thing on her head.

I want. But I don't have. It's good for sim-humiliation, and has been used for great comic effect in some albums.

I know it's been said a trillion times, but if only they could have fudged things like this so they "bent" and fit inside cars. It would be slightly less do not want if it didn't create those little back to reality moments, like seeing an airplane in they sky during a Western.

[Zazazu]

That outfit is the one and only (and, I think, sufficient) reason why I never give any of my Sims the Show Business career.  If their LTW involves it, I reroll it using the Awesome Batman Box thing.  The job title sounds safe enough too:  "Commercial Actor."  At least warn me that my Sim will be playing a giant order of french fries!

Oho, I forgot that was the outfit for that job! It's the ordained career for Antoine Bleu, bisexual romance sim trying to bed anyone he's not related to. I forsee that outfit doing him no favors in his pursuit.

[jwaas]

Sounds like the fellow that comes, if I recall correctly, with Pets -- a single guy with a little dog.  One time when I was playing him, suspecting nothing, he had two visitors over -- a townie man, and one of my CAS women.  He seemed to be getting along well with both, particularly the woman.  When I gave the command "Say Goodbye To/All," I hoped he'd give the woman a good-night kiss.  Oh, he gave a kiss all right -- to the MAN!  I about fell out of my chair.

When I checked his "preference" with boolprop, it came back, "I prefer Males and Females."  I thought, "That's not a preference!" 

Back on topic, I remember seeing a skintone on the un-aptly-named SexySims2 site called something like, "Burnt Or Diseased."  You will all hopefully forgive me for not linking to it, as those of you who have seen it know which one I mean.  I certainly Do. Not. Want.  But then again, that applies pretty much to anything on SXS2 for me, except for some of the skintones that are actually attractive looking. 

But if I get a vote, it goes to the men in thongs, sequins, and high heels.  Oh how I wish that which has been seen could be unseen.  *shudder*

[Cappuccino]

When I gave the command "Say Goodbye To/All," I hoped he'd give the woman a good-night kiss.  Oh, he gave a kiss all right -- to the MAN!  I about fell out of my chair.

How would he give the woman a goodnight kiss if you clicked Say Goodbye/To Everyone on the guy? Whatever way (kiss, hug, wave, shoo) he'd say goodbye to the guy, he wouldn't interact with that girl for her to leave, she'd just take off.

[xoferew]

After that big wind-up, I thought you were going to say, "Oh, he gave a kiss all right -- to the LITTLE DOG!"
My boy sims only kiss other boy sims.  And then the few girl sims that manage to sneak into the game are left to kiss each other as there are no boys left for them! 

[jwaas]

How would he give the woman a goodnight kiss if you clicked Say Goodbye/To Everyone on the guy? Whatever way (kiss, hug, wave, shoo) he'd say goodbye to the guy, he wouldn't interact with that girl for her to leave, she'd just take off.

Now that you mention it, that must be it -- I don't remember that detail, but I must have clicked on the male visitor when I gave that command, rather than on the female visitor.  Of course, given how chummy things were getting with her, he'd probably have kissed her, too.    Anyway, good point.

EDIT:  Almost forgot:

After that big wind-up, I thought you were going to say, "Oh, he gave a kiss all right -- to the LITTLE DOG!"

Hah, that would have been pretty funny too.  "AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!" 

[rohina]

Lame entries, and things people have already submitted. Do not want.