More Awful than You! June: Stuff that you Do. Not. Want.

[madamejeanie]

This is supposed to be Ewan McGregor and is from TSR.  Not only does he look like he is constipated and needs to at least wash his face, if you will notice, it looks as if there is a hole in the middle of his forehead.  This has a very high creep factor for me and I Do.Not.Want.

[Kazzandra]

Obviously photo-skinned face meet creepy, unrealistic blue eyes. Bad photo-skinning makes me physically ill. I would enter some Chaz shit, but  I want to make sure not to enter something that's already been entered.

[rohina]

Actually, his head at toddler stage is the scariest. Totally looks like a balloon.

[xoferew]

This boy's head reminds me of a balloon. It gets bigger and bigger as you fill it with air and then KABOOM!

I don't get this one.  Many of my sims look like this.  Seems normal and attractive to me.  Sure, they can't wear hats because their hair pokes through.  It's just more of an anime aesthetic, I'd think.

(In real life I inflate and deflate my head using the air nozzle behind my left ear so hats remain a possible option.)

[ebonyspiral]

This is supposed to be Ewan McGregor and is from TSR.  Not only does he look like he is constipated and needs to at least wash his face, if you will notice, it looks as if there is a hole in the middle of his forehead.  This has a very high creep factor for me and I Do.Not.Want.

Looks like he forget to put his false teeth in.

Obviously photo-skinned face meet creepy, unrealistic blue eyes. Bad photo-skinning makes me physically ill. I would enter some Chaz shit, but  I want to make sure not to enter something that's already been entered.

I started going back through all the old More Awful threads to make sure I didn't either... then seeing I already had. Damn.
Anyway, I recommend the hair thread for the most laughs. Still makes me belly laugh.

Milkshape and Photoshop: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

[Cappuccino]

This boy's head reminds me of a balloon. It gets bigger and bigger as you fill it with air and then KABOOM!

I don't get this one.  Many of my sims look like this.  Seems normal and attractive to me.

I agree, that's pretty good hair.

Of course this month's theme, a.k.a. "Do Not Want", is pretty subjective.

[TheMagicBullet]

Found this at ModTheSims2. I have no idea what they're supposed to be. All I know is DO NOT WANT.

[xoferew]

Obviously a tissue box for round tissues, perfume bottle or lopsided dumbell, and flat metallic baseball with a strange post-it note stuck on it.  I've been looking for these three exact items for years!

[Assmitten]

Obviously a tissue box for round tissues, perfume bottle or lopsided dumbell, and flat metallic baseball with a strange post-it note stuck on it.  I've been looking for these three exact items for years!

Well, now we know who the creator is. Thanks for outing yourself so we can throw rocks.

Can we have some backlinking here? Part of the lulz is in reading the comments and seeing the creators come back and get huffy.

[TheMagicBullet]

Obviously a tissue box for round tissues, perfume bottle or lopsided dumbell, and flat metallic baseball with a strange post-it note stuck on it.  I've been looking for these three exact items for years!

Well, now we know who the creator is. Thanks for outing yourself so we can throw rocks.

Can we have some backlinking here? Part of the lulz is in reading the comments and seeing the creators come back and get huffy.

It's not buntah or feeEssen, actually. Some simsistic person. Awful found here.

[Cimaronna]

I had meant to enter this last month. I hope that it hasn't been entered before. If so, my apologies in advance as I must have missed it.



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You bought it. It's your problem!


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Looking for the sofa now and will edit, then. Edited to include image.


Actually, I like the look of the sofa but the hungry pillows I can do without.
*Edited (again) to include link. Sheesh! 

[Kazzandra]

lulz

WIN!

[Menaceman]

This is the most recent download available at SexySims:




Apparently "this seems to be a standard request" but I DO.NOT.WANT. in my game! It even comes in a choice of states.

I've hotlinked the images cos I aint tainting my photo account with this.

[Kazzandra]

Sexy??? Scratched up Masochist

MAYBE useful for stories... BUT I DO NOT WANT.

[Celery]

This is the most recent download available at SexySims:

I thought all the entries had to be created before the contest?  Anyway, that really is horrific.

[Kazzandra]

I'm really not trying to spam this thread, but I just keep finding awful DO NOT WANT stuff.

I'm thinking at this point that the well-made stuff is the scariest:




And fanseelamb probes she indeed does have impeccable taste:

These are the loveliest outfits of their kind that I've ever seen.

EDIT: I decided not to edit out my funny Freudian typo!

[xoferew]

Being unique, they would by definition be the loveliest of their kind. 

Actually, were it not for the breastiges and clompy heels, I would probably dl something like that.  All my simboys are sluts anyway.  Something about the shoes from the front makes me think of a faun, or the front half of a centaur, on top of looking painful to wear.  The fabric and detail are really nice though.

[Cimaronna]

Being unique, they would by definition be the loveliest of their kind. The fabric and detail are really nice though.

That they are but still, Do Not Want!

*Kazzandra: Loving the Freudian slip! 

[snowbawl]

Looks as if some naughty boy pulled a Julie Andrews with Grandma's drapes.

[Tsarina]

Nope, do not want. Not exactly badly made, just very... odd.
From here

[Kazzandra]

Actually, were it not for the breastiges and clompy heels...

Nothing else wrong with it?



And Tsarina, thank you for reminding me of simpathetic. 

[rohina]

I think someone just found the new uniform for Club #Grah.

[xoferew]

Nothing else wrong with it?

It would be an improvement for this poor guy of mine...

[jennydeenyc]

Now see, I perform with a Rocky Horror Picture Show floorshow cast, and a lot of people think that all of us who don the fishnets & corsets for the show are a pack of strange deviants, but even I wouldn't put my poor simmies in that cross-dressing nightmare of an outfit! Do Not Want.

[Insanity Prelude]

Hur. Like in Theme Hospital where they have to get their heads exploded.

Bloatyhead I think it's called.

I remember that game... it gave me nightmares when I was a little kid. Do not want. D: