More Awful than You! May: Clothing Meshes of the Damned

[Emma]

Yikes-the boobs!

[Aner-Dyfan]

And I thought I wasn't that good at meshing, but I do have common sense thus making my meshes believable.

A couple of these aren't that bad, but could seriously do with a touch up.

[kuronue]

A couple of these aren't that bad, but could seriously do with a touch up.

You volunteering? 

[MadameUgly]

This one's not punch-you-in-the-face horrible, but it does beg the question, WHY?  It's not the leg frill that I'm worried about.  It's the waist.  I shop at a lot of crappy stores (Value City, Burlington) but even THOSE fine establishements wouldn't carry something like this.


Mesh


Recolor.

Find it here:   http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/clothing/female/adult/everyday/703239/

Now THIS one is worse:


Mesh


Even worse recolored.

Want it?  Get it here:  http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/meshes/clothing/698594/

[maxon]

Wibbly-wobbly boots.

[MidnightVoyager]

Those aren't boots. They're Shoggoth spies.

[Tsarina]

Or very hairy legs.

[MidnightVoyager]

Or very hairy legs.

The daughter of Beauty and the Bigfoot did take after her mother... however, those legs were a problem. She managed to find a way to make it work with her, though, after seeing one of the outrageous fashions on the red carpet.

[tIIsuggas]

And all because I want my Sims legs chopped up by their clothing.


I'ts a donation gift.
http://www.rosesims2.net/contribute/rosedonation_1.htm

[KellyQ]

And all because I want my Sims legs chopped up by their clothing.
*image snipped*
I'ts a donation gift.
http://www.rosesims2.net/contribute/rosedonation_1.htm

Ding!Ding!Ding!
I know it's early yet but I think we may have a Winner!

[Tchan]

That is...ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. What made her think that was a good idea?!

[kutto]

That is...ridiculous.

Ridiculous?



THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!

[Kazzandra]

The dress is from Final Fantasy 10, during Yuna's "wedding." However, Rose is infringing upon Square-Enix's rights by taking a design not of her own making and making people pay for it. The dress obviously would never work perfectly for the Sims, but she really could have done a lot better than that, especially for a pay mesh!

Here are pictures of the dress in game:




And a physical adaption:

[Solowren]

I'ts a donation gift.
http://www.rosesims2.net/contribute/rosedonation_1.htm

I've noticed most of Rose's clothes doing this. They look good in pictures, but my Sims tend to, you know, MOVE, so this becomes irrelevant.

[tIIsuggas]

I've noticed most of Rose's clothes doing this. They look good in pictures, but my Sims tend to, you know, MOVE, so this becomes irrelevant.

That's it, the still pictures don't do the clothing justice.  I would suggest anyone to get that from the booty, and put it in game for the LOLs.  It's available in every category too.

[Emma]

Ohh! I want that as swimwear   It annoys me when people put their stuff in every category available. It is usually deleted straight out of my game, unless I like it enough to bother changing the category. I hate underwear in my pj bin! It annoys me.

Did I mention that it annoys me?

[Tchan]

That is annoying indeed. It makes me annoyed when dresses are in undies/pjs/swimwear/sports. Especially sports, actually. I still have one to delete out of there. I've recatted a load of Peggy/Rose outfits recently. At some point I may just give up and delete the entire folders. The clothes are not good enough for me to really want to keep them.

[floopyboo]

Oooh ooh ooh, can I vote for the Rose outfit? I love how her legs and arms are eating the obviously deliciously tasty fabric. Nom!

[Kazzandra]

Well, it looks like the winner has been decided despite my awesome entry... grumble but I still need to post these for the lulz. Candy Rain from Parsimonious things fat people are mutilating themselves!
Perfectly normal if somewhat slutty rework of Nightlife outfit:



BANG! Exploded mesh! Seems like someone doesn't play fat people much! I had the pleasure of this happening <in game.> I thought my Sim was screwed, so I exited without saving and didn't take any screenshots  But then I thought about how  it looked like a mesh I once made  and I checked it in CAS.

[Liz]

Candy Rain from Parsimonious... Perfectly normal if somewhat slutty rework of Nightlife outfit:
[snip]

Gah! I was looking for that one to enter but didn't find it in time. My very favourite part of the mesh is that its creator has chosen to add, free of charge, a new joint for all your sims' leg-bending needs. Yeah, if you look just above the ankle you'll notice that there's, like, a redundant ankle a few inches up that also hinges and twists as your sim moves. It's wholly creepy. I kinda liked the outfit, but seeing my sims' legs bend at the shin was just too off-putting. Outfit deleted.

[Gwill]

In rose's defence I might mention that that mesh was her first ever donation set.  It must be quite a few years ago, and a lot has happened with meshing tool since then.  Fut if she hasn't fixed it since, there's no excuse.
What I don't understand is why she didn't just clone it from a long dress in the first place.  Maxis sim dresses don't contain any legs that can poke through, and since that dress does not appear to be transparent at any point, that would work just fine.

I also hate it when creators stuff their clothes in every bin, and rose was especially heavy on that in her early days.  I've pretty much decided that all Body Shop designers are idiots, so I re-bin, re-categorise, re-age, townify, modify and compress everything before putting it in my game.

[Kazzandra]

Candy Rain from Parsimonious... Perfectly normal if somewhat slutty rework of Nightlife outfit:
[snip]

Gah! I was looking for that one to enter but didn't find it in time. My very favourite part of the mesh is that its creator has chosen to add, free of charge, a new joint for all your sims' leg-bending needs. Yeah, if you look just above the ankle you'll notice that there's, like, a redundant ankle a few inches up that also hinges and twists as your sim moves. It's wholly creepy. I kinda liked the outfit, but seeing my sims' legs bend at the shin was just too off-putting. Outfit deleted.

SUPER SMEXY!

[spambi]

Well, it looks like the winner has been decided despite my awesome entry... grumble but I still need to post these for the lulz. Candy Rain from Parsimonious things fat people are mutilating themselves!

No winner has been decided  and I'm a big fan of moon dress. As for the fat morph -- my first ever mesh upload did that, though I fixed it when I found out. The extra leg joints are extra awesome.

[spambi]

Meshes with bad feet really annoy me. There's quite a few bad foot meshers out there, but without a doubt, Biene is the worst offender. Here's just a small sample --


http://www.sim2-fashion.de/datenbank/include.php?path=content/download.php&contentid=573
Not one of her worst, but not very foot-like, either. And there's a bit of shin-joint action going on.


http://www.sim2-fashion.de/datenbank/include.php?path=content/download.php&contentid=533
Small feet help make my thighs look bigger.


http://www.sim2-fashion.de/datenbank/include.php?path=content/download.php&contentid=404
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring -- banana foot!

I'm guessing which meshes go with which outfits, btw. These examples were all from a donation pack.

[Kazzandra]

Modern day foot binding with MOAR GROTESQUENESS!
Honestly, feet would have to made of cartilage to fit in any of those shoes!