NEVER FORGET! BLUESOUP HAS FAILED US DAY!

[witch]

That's an odd coincidence, isn't it?

Unbeknownst to many an idiot American, Portuguese is not a dead language.  Meaning, people other than Dani speak it.  É idiota?

Akshully, I'm an idiot Kiwi.  Which still makes me exponentially smarter than the Portuguese people person currently posting on this forum.

RILLY?  I thought only one person lived in Portugal. huh. learn sumpin new every day.

Yeah, any more than one thing per day would probably be overload for you. My sympathies.

[Surelyfunke]

To be fair, Kyna, your criteria don't rule out the sock being danicast's little sister.

Oh right, that younger sibling that snuck on the computer while you weren't looking and posted lots of narshtee things on your forum! Hmmm...

[Liss]

Yeah, any more than one thing per day would probably be overload for you. My sympathies.

mmmhmmm might break my brain.

[rohina]

To be fair, Kyna, your criteria don't rule out the sock being danicast's little sister.

Oh right, that younger sibling that snuck on the computer while you weren't looking and posted lots of narshtee things on your forum! Hmmm...

Gee, Surely! It's like you know him/her! That's exactly what these naughty siblings do!

[Jelenedra]

Don't forget errant roommates. They pissed off about you eating the last of the cheetos and the next thing you know, they're posting crazy stuff all over the place under your name because you have your PC set to remember passwords. 

[jolrei]

What I wish I could show you, but I can't cuz I have no access to them, is the douchey emails sleepycat and her minions send everyone who crosses them.  They're pretty fucking funny. 

Sleepycat has many minions, I see.  But she's the backstabbing one, truly.  Her and Sagana, baaaflat, and simblossom.

I can only assume that "douchey emails" implies making posts that take a really smelly situation and make it clean and wonderful again, smelling of rosewater, or some such.

Well done Sleepycat!

On the other hand, this does not contribute to MOAR FIGHT, so perhaps you want to work on this.

[Assmitten]

What I wish I could show you, but I can't cuz I have no access to them, is the douchey emails sleepycat and her minions send everyone who crosses them.  They're pretty fucking funny. 

Sleepycat has many minions, I see.  But she's the backstabbing one, truly.  Her and Sagana, baaaflat, and simblossom.

I can only assume that "douchey emails" implies making posts that take a really smelly situation and make it clean and wonderful again, smelling of rosewater, or some such.

BOO! Douching can cause problems they purport to cover up. I DARE you to stand by the assertion in this room that vags are smelly.

[Sleepycat]

I can only assume that "douchey emails" implies making posts that take a really smelly situation and make it clean and wonderful again, smelling of rosewater, or some such.

Well done Sleepycat!

On the other hand, this does not contribute to MOAR FIGHT, so perhaps you want to work on this.

silly jolrei  *laughs*  I'm not good at MOAR FIGHT, takes too much energy    besides, I get along fine with most people  ...it's not often someone rubs me the wrong way   

[J. M. Pescado]

Well, yes. So aren't you supposed to be souping?

[Sleepycat]

Why am I supposed to be souping?   *is here pretty much every day, usually more then once* I has no life 

[jolrei]

BOO! Douching can cause problems they purport to cover up. I DARE you to stand by the assertion in this room that vags are smelly.

Reference only to the promotional literature for the products I assure you.  I make no assertion: 1) that vags are smelly; or 2) that I find that particular olfactory stimulus even vaguely offensive.

 

Or did you want me to stand by the assertion merely as a point of debate?

Why am I supposed to be souping?   *is here pretty much every day, usually more then once* I has no life 

My thought was that the question about souping was directed at Assmitten because of an implication made in another thread.  Apparently we live in interesting times.

[Sleepycat]

My thought was that the question about souping was directed at Assmitten because of an implication made in another thread.  Apparently we live in interesting times.

ahh that makes sense, I had forgotten about that thread.

[jolrei]

My thought was that the question about souping was directed at Assmitten because of an implication made in another thread.  Apparently we live in interesting times.

ahh that makes sense, I had forgotten about that thread.

And the soup is a lie (or at least a joke).

[Assmitten]

BOO! Douching can cause problems they purport to cover up. I DARE you to stand by the assertion in this room that vags are smelly.

Reference only to the promotional literature for the products I assure you.  I make no assertion: 1) that vags are smelly; or 2) that I find that particular olfactory stimulus even vaguely offensive.

 

Or did you want me to stand by the assertion merely as a point of debate?

This was what raised my eyebrows:

a really smelly situation and make it clean and wonderful again, smelling of rosewater, or some such.

But I confess it was half-assed poking because I know you are a sound pumpkin, free of any rot or mice nests. GOOD DAY SIR.

[JerseyGirlOOOO]

Bluesoup noisy bitch.
Bluesoup top bitch.
Bluesoup big bitch.
Bluesoup moaning bitch.
Bluesoup souped bitch.

She sounds like my boyfriend's ex-girfriend.  Or one of his many pyshco-as-fuck exes.

Laura

[witch]

Dearie, dearie, me.

You do know, Laura/JerseyGirlBunchOfOs, that if he has a bunch of psycho exes it's because he;

a) Talks smack about exes, one of which you will be one day
b) Attracts/is attracted to that kind of woman/girl because he either is into that or like that himself, or both
c) All of the above

[rohina]

Marry me, Poofs.

[witch]

Mangled quote, "there are none so blind as those who will not see".

You don't suppose it's another Panda Girl sock? Sounds like her level of illogic.

[IgnorantBliss]

Just to point out that the application to join N99 says "200 characters maximum". English is not my first language, but I take that to mean that you should type no more than 200 characters. There is no minimum length.

[witch]

OK, OK, I admit it, I panicked at the big number when I ran out of fingers and toes round about the number 24. 

[JerseyGirlOOOO]

Dearie, dearie, me.

You do know, Laura/JerseyGirlBunchOfOs, that if he has a bunch of psycho exes it's because he;

a) Talks smack about exes, one of which you will be one day
b) Attracts/is attracted to that kind of woman/girl because he either is into that or like that himself, or both
c) All of the above

I don't think so pal.  And don't try that on me again.

[witch]

I don't think so pal.  And don't try that on me again.

What? Psychoanalysis? Huh, just common sense. Think about it.

Ti-i-i-ime is on my si-ide, yes it is.

[Kyna]

Dearie, dearie, me.

You do know, Laura/JerseyGirlBunchOfOs, that if he has a bunch of psycho exes it's because he;

a) Talks smack about exes, one of which you will be one day
b) Attracts/is attracted to that kind of woman/girl because he either is into that or like that himself, or both
c) All of the above

I don't think so pal.  And don't try that on me again.

Witch shouldn't try what on you again?  Give you the benefit of her experience?  She's lived longer than you, and has learned a thing or two along the way.

If your boyfriend has multiple psycho exes, you have to ask yourself "Why is it so?"  Has he been terribly, terribly unlucky in his choice of girlfriends in the past, or is he a victim of random coincidence? (Hint: if he has more than 2 psycho exes, then it's more than coincidence.)  Or is it one, or more, of the possibilities that witch mentioned.  Personally, I agree with witch.

Oh, to be young and naive about men again.  Not.

[Nailati]

Dearie, dearie, me.

You do know, Laura/JerseyGirlBunchOfOs, that if he has a bunch of psycho exes it's because he;

a) Talks smack about exes, one of which you will be one day
b) Attracts/is attracted to that kind of woman/girl because he either is into that or like that himself, or both
c) All of the above

I don't think so pal.  And don't try that on me again.

Hey, Chief, how about you take it down a notch, Buddy, Bub?

If you're going to make MY BOYFRIEND posts, prepare to be sporked.

Also how did you make it to 24 without realizing for yourself the truth of what witch is saying? Is this like the first guy you've ever dated? Pal?

[jolrei]

Dearie, dearie, me.

You do know, Laura/JerseyGirlBunchOfOs, that if he has a bunch of psycho exes it's because he;

a) Talks smack about exes, one of which you will be one day
b) Attracts/is attracted to that kind of woman/girl because he either is into that or like that himself, or both
c) All of the above

I don't think so pal.  And don't try that on me again.

The correct answer to any "My dad/boyfriend/brother can beat up your whatever" statement is:

"Really?  How much would that cost me."


Anyhow, where does this boyfriend FIND these psycho exes?  Where did he find you?  My money is on "same sort of place/event/situation".  I'm thinking he's someone with a definite MO.