More Awful Than You! March: Fugly Models

[Lorelei]

Strangely enough, the model with the white triangle on her face is based on a real model, Alek Wek:
http://www.celebwelove.com/Alek_Wek/alek_wek6.jpg

Poor woman.

The real Alek Wek is actually gorgeous (or handsome, or striking, whichever adjective you prefer), and is not trying to appeal to Caucasian sensibilities with straightened hair or Porcelana fade creams. In fact, it is still unusual to see a runway model who is quite that dark-skinned. IIRC, she is also thin but not stick-like, which opens the doors for other non-traditional model types with a little junk in the trunk / a big badonkadonk / Sir Mix-A-Lot hiding in their shrubberies stalking them.

The Carla Niven version of Wek looks like someone attacked her with a can of white spray paint or a vat of cooking oil.

I normally don't notice or give a crap about models, but Wek is definitely interesting-looking and doesn't appear to be completely retarded. I think she makes (or designs or used to make/design) unusual high-end custom purses or something on the side and that's why I've even heard her speak.

Incidentally, I think PMBD has convinced me that Carla Niven is actually a guy. If you can handle 140 pages of ZOMG, MY EYES, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!, there's a long thread all about Carla Niven's various horrors, both models and clothing. Hecubus wrote one of the funniest posts I ever saw about her Sim Charlie (a woman, BTW) and Carla Niven's Meatslab Dress. You might Brynne while reading it.

[Jess Maree]

RE: Carla Niven Must Be Destroyed thread

On page 3 he makes an appearance, user name: mistersexylicious. Apparently he is a drag queen, and thinks he is hot stuff Also, he says his models are drag queen sims, so it may explain the "special" models.

[BastDawn]

The real Alek Wek is actually gorgeous (or handsome, or striking, whichever adjective you prefer), and is not trying to appeal to Caucasian sensibilities with straightened hair or Porcelana fade creams. In fact, it is still unusual to see a runway model who is quite that dark-skinned. IIRC, she is also thin but not stick-like, which opens the doors for other non-traditional model types with a little junk in the trunk / a big badonkadonk / Sir Mix-A-Lot hiding in their shrubberies stalking them.

Yeesh.  Look at that photo again.  She looks like she needs a sandwich transfusion.

[Quinctia]

In a similar vein to the last one, a whole slew of models with way too small faces:



From here.

When I see misproportioned sims, I just want to draw guidelines on their faces and give them back, saying "this is where facial features should go!"  Of course, in this case, not only are the features too low, but the entire face is so small, giving us giraffe necks.

[Liz]

In a similar vein to the last one, a whole slew of models with way too small faces:
From here.

When I see misproportioned sims, I just want to draw guidelines on their faces and give them back, saying "this is where facial features should go!"  Of course, in this case, not only are the features too low, but the entire face is so small, giving us giraffe necks.

Yeah, it's obvious they're going for the anime/doll look, which I don't really have a problem with. When it's done well. Here, on the other hand... as you say, it's all about the proportions. A smaller face does *not* have to mean giraffe necks and movie screen foreheads. The mutant schoolgirls in question really do prevent me from checking out the clothing they're supposed to be "modeling" since I can't get past the horrible tragedy that clearly befell them on their trip through the birth canal.

[Tchan]

I downloaded a sim who was essentially like those sims when I de-aged her to teen. I had to get rid of her, because no extent of re-designing her face made her in-proportion or pretty. She looked shocking.

I actually discovered those a while ago, those outfits, and really like them...and the reason that put me off them WAS the giraffed models. So it actually does work, ugly models as a deterrent.

[Jess Maree]

In a similar vein to the last one, a whole slew of models with way too small faces:

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From here.

When I see misproportioned sims, I just want to draw guidelines on their faces and give them back, saying "this is where facial features should go!"  Of course, in this case, not only are the features too low, but the entire face is so small, giving us giraffe necks.

Y'know, those models ARE pretty. If their faces were longer they'd be gorgeous.

[Liveangel]

In a similar vein to the last one, a whole slew of models with way too small faces:

From here.

When I see misproportioned sims, I just want to draw guidelines on their faces and give them back, saying "this is where facial features should go!"  Of course, in this case, not only are the features too low, but the entire face is so small, giving us giraffe necks.

Y'know, those models ARE pretty. If their faces were longer they'd be gorgeous.

IMHO, these models aren't ugly, they just look as if their heads were hit by a shrink ray.

Agent420 had amazingly few downright ugly models, but here are a couple:
[first Agent Stoner model]
I was drawn in by her unusual eyes.

I screamed when I saw that. I feel like sueing someone for damages.

Anyways, I has submission. Not as ugly as some of the shit here but still:



Fucking PEGGY.

[Gwill]

In a similar vein to the last one, a whole slew of models with way too small faces:

Gives new meaning to the term "needs a face lift".
They look like their faces melted and ran down to re-congeal around the chin.

[photo]

heh... that last peggy one looks like she's stoned

[Flamingo]

Insimenator have so many awful models, it's hard to pick just one.

It looks like a man in drag.

[J. M. Pescado]

Incidentally, I think PMBD has convinced me that Carla Niven is actually a guy. If you can handle 140 pages of ZOMG, MY EYES, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!, there's a long thread all about Carla Niven's various horrors, both models and clothing. Hecubus wrote one of the funniest posts I ever saw about her Sim Charlie (a woman, BTW) and Carla Niven's Meatslab Dress. You might Brynne while reading it.

Uh...it's public knowledge that Carla Niven is a guy, apparently known as "Andrew", hence the moniker "Cardrew". "Carla Niven" is the sim that he names his crap after.

[behold_the_muse]

I don't think that Peggy model is so bad... the hair is, though.

[cenoura]

I saw this and thought of this contest. Instant win for me in the category of "WTF"

Well the question is: what does Hitler wear underneath these sexy garnets. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Hitler without the dress.

Avaliable here from xsugamamax99.

[Hejira]

...I CAN'T UNSEE THAT WTF.

[dragonarts]

I thought I'd see what I could find, just for the fun of it. I hope you can see this large enough to tell what they are trying to get you to download. I found the bottom right image particularly scary. http://personal-computer-tutor.com/sims2/images/previews/caveclothes1.jpg

I'm not certain, but I think the CC is the cave-clothes. I couldn't get past the guy's face. (I think it's a guy- hard to tell)

I don't claim this is fuglier than Hitler in drag, but I hadn't seen this posted here yet, so here ya go.

[Giggy]

I saw this and thought of this contest. Instant win for me in the category of "WTF"

Well the question is: what does Hitler wear underneath these sexy garnets. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Hitler without the dress.

Avaliable here from xsugamamax99.
(Image removed)

Great, Hitler in drag, what a good way to screw my eyeballs back to front

[MidnightVoyager]

Hitler in drag is also apparently without genitals whatsoever.

[Flamingo]

...I CAN'T UNSEE THAT WTF.

The goggles! They do nothing!

Hitler in drag is also apparently without genitals whatsoever.

Don't forget about how his eyes almost melt into the eyeliner.

[photo]

I saw this and thought of this contest. Instant win for me in the category of "WTF"

Well the question is: what does Hitler wear underneath these sexy garnets. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, Hitler without the dress.

Avaliable *image removed

omg are you trying to burn my eyes out? good lord child...

I agree Hejira... I CAN'T unsee that....

[Spinni]

From the same artist as the Hitler corset:


http://hideki.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=268001

Nowhere near as scary, I'll grant you, but oddly...odd. Another case of tiny face syndrome I guess.

[nekonoai]

we have a winner...

pass me the eyebleach.

[Emma]

They are totally disgusting.

[jsalemi]

Can't sleep -- ugly sims will eat me....

[Hejira]

3a). Remember: no submitting actual Sims, since they're not technically models. I'm looking for the worst example of Sims used to actually try to promote user-created content.
3b). The exception to that rule is if the Sim itself is used to distribute custom content that isn't available elsewhere.

*reads rule 3b*

Aha, so I can submit that which destroyed my soul!


Those Metroids aren't 'chopped in there just to look cute. This is supposed to be Samus Aran. Non-fans will note the complete lack of nostrilage. People more familiar with the franchise will know that EVERY FUCKING THING IS WRONG EXCEPT FOR THE PRESENCE OF BOOBIES.

Just to give everyone playing at home an idea of how wrong the above freak is, here's some more ugly Samuses (Sami?) with some screenshots from the GBA games. At least here you can see even a minimum of attempt to make the sims look like who they're supposed to.

...I never said my soul was all that deep.