More Awful Than You! February: SKINS

[J. M. Pescado]

You know the drill. This month, the focus is on AWFUL SKINS. As if using custom skins wasn't a surefire recipe for fucking up the SDNAs of the neighborhood, some of them look pretty awful, too! More Awful Than You, even. Go find 'em!

Judges: TCHAN.

[Hecubus]

You want more awful? How about Agent20's meat skins?



The only redeeming quality is that it's not pay.

[TheMagicBullet]

You want more awful? How about Agent20's meat skins?
<snip>
The only redeeming quality is that it's not pay.

Someone needs to salt those models. I don't want them to develop trichnosis.

My entry:


I imagined having a bunch of strings crisscrossing your back would be painful. Apparently, I was wrong.

[apostrophe_ess]

This little piece of what the fuck comes by way of Exnem's cbryant707.

As s/he so eloquently puts it:
"Today I give you a creative skin I designed, you know why it is creative?

If you answered no I will tell you below.
OK what I did was at different ages and weights your sim's skin changes colors. You have to see it for yourself. I included two pics so you will see the example, or the skin color."

Okay, so apparently as your sim ages and gets fat, their skin changes color. I can't personally imagine why someone would want such a thing, but fair enough I guess.
But why the hell must these colors be the most vomitous crayola-y hue?


Why, what a lovely little magenta child you have there... you sure she's not dying of some sort of contagious fever?


I guess skin color is dependent on gender as well.
I'm not sure what those odd red splashes on him are. Perhaps this poor man's face ages prematurely?

[Jadis]

Not quite as mentally disturbing as either of the first two, but very eye-catching and colourful (who wouldn't want a rainbow-coloured sim?):



By me_sicopatico, MTS2:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=51049



By Cazkiwi, MTS2.http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=85242

And for those who like their aliens in an eye-torturing shade of green:



The creator, Nave, says: "well when I first started playing I went into strage town and saw the Maxis version of an alien.. I personally didnt care for it to much so i desided to make my own version.

I see aliens brighter green than what maxis does. I am including a adult male and adult female to start your alien family off."

No thanks. Link:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=80655

[Giggy]

I've caught this one so far
However I've later on discovered that she was the weird Paris Hilton fan from Fucked Up Make Up

Linky: http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/skintones/realistic/582977/

[gynarchy]

Rianbow! Roffle! I heart giant typos on graphics and signs.

[MajorMercedes]

Ahh, the green pastures of TSR.

By oracledelphi4, I present Coconut, Pineapple, Kiwi, Orange, and Strawberry "skintons"
 

Also andi and grim's Pink skin 2:

[michelle]

This is a lizard skin by NeyaQueenofBacon at MTS2.  Although it looks well-made, it looks to me like a skin disease.  Get it at http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=261604

[gethane]

[eevilcat]

I know we've already done celebrities, which is the usual culprit, but are you including bad photoskins in this? Or is it more along the lines of the rather unique entries so far?

[Jadis]

From TSR, one and all:

Patchwork:
From SomeMadWierdo.http://www.thesimsresource.com/profiles/628592/

If you want your sim to be the same pattern as their wallpaper, now you can:



All from oracledelphi4. Found on this page: http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/skintones/page6in774items/

"Funky" is right:


(What strange skin-disease is this?)
http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/skintones/88232/


(Another strange condition).http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/skintones/87590/

Both by KittenKiss.

Flame skins:



silverpixigirl.http://www.thesimsresource.com/profiles/767203/

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/skintones/fantasy/448036/
Creator: Rogue4378.

I think this looks more like they got scratched by tigers than have pink tiger skin, but that may just be me:


http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/skintones/94086/

I'll add the remaining links once I find them again. Done.

[TheMagicBullet]

I feel bad for the poor suckers judging this.

[Kyna]

I feel bad for the poor suckers judging this.

Looks like we have our first judge for this contest.

[TheMagicBullet]

I feel bad for the poor suckers judging this.

Looks like we have our first judge for this contest.

Eh, how bad can it be? At least people can't mesh skintones so badly that they give you nightmares.

[MidnightVoyager]

I imagined having a bunch of strings crisscrossing your back would be painful. Apparently, I was wrong.

It's called a corset piercing. No, really. It exists.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2306/1520713174_ae4500bd46.jpg

[Ellatrue]

I think I'm already getting nightmares from that corset-piercing thing. Oh, wait, I'm still awake.

[TheMagicBullet]

I imagined having a bunch of strings crisscrossing your back would be painful. Apparently, I was wrong.

It's called a corset piercing. No, really. It exists.

It's still not right. *shudders*

[Ephraim]

I used to be fairly interested in corset piercings--if I remember correctly, they don't stay in all the time, because the piercings are rather shallow.  They aren't that bad, but I wouldn't want them for myself.  Seems like it would hurt less to have it on your sides rather than the back, but it must suck to get it re-pierced, no matter where it is.  I'm squeamish about needles, though.    People do worse things to their bodies--corset piercings are pretty tame, most things considered.

[morriganrant]

I imagined having a bunch of strings crisscrossing your back would be painful. Apparently, I was wrong.

It's called a corset piercing. No, really. It exists.

It's still not right. *shudders*

From what I hear, it also hurts like a bitch to get done, and then kinda itches because your body is constantly trying to heal and force it out. Which it will do, it only last a few months and then you have to do it again. Actually, that skin looks quite nice, body modification opinion aside.

Edit: Aparently, the corset piercings on the sides hurt more, back skin is a little tougher.

[michelle]

Alright, these have to be the weirdest skins I've ever seen.

Tiger Skin by HondaKatsuya-

http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=234297
Maybe for a fantasy hood, but normally, no.

Plague Skin by heptunemama-

http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=56032
Because everyone wants boil-covered sims.

[Tyyppi]

I think I feel sick.

[J. M. Pescado]

It's called a corset piercing. No, really. It exists.

What PURPOSE does it serve, other than to get caught on things? I mean, it doesn't even strangle your internal organs like the real thing does, so what's the point?

Because everyone wants boil-covered sims.

They need to extract JUST the boils, so it can be applied as an overlay to ANY skin, so we can stick it on a sim that has THE PLAGUE.

[floopyboo]

Now THAT is an idea I can get behind.... but only if they get the rash from the vacation chance card to go with it. I can see myself visiting the infidels with pestilence. Actually, that gives me an idea.... we need more functions on the smite button, and ones that can affect kids! Pestilence, dammit!

[MidnightVoyager]

What PURPOSE does it serve, other than to get caught on things? I mean, it doesn't even strangle your internal organs like the real thing does, so what's the point?

Oh, I totally agree. It looks very potentially destructive. Just sharing the brain pain of "Wow, people do this to themselves."

It's probably for people who wear backless stuff, I'd imagine.

Anyway. This will seem tame compared to the others, I suppose, but it still absolutely breaks my brain.



...YMCA, anyone?



Speaking of strange body mods... WHY!? You can at least see the corset ones from a distance more than five feet. And what you can see of this...

"Dude, you got something on your ne- What the!?"