January More Awful Than You! Pets, pets, pets...

[Jess Maree]

Gah why did you put that up here! I need brain bleach, nao!

IT BURNS!!11!!eleventy!

[Giggy]

Carla Niven is BAD m'kay!

[FireFlyNine]

Is there anyway to atone for the sin that is Carla Niven?
How bout' some cake?

[Li'l Brudder]

Couldn't resist.  That cake is win.

[Jess Maree]

Cake is guuud

Nom nom nom...

[witch]

Cake is good - PETZ are better!

Countdown now, it's only four hours to Jan 31 midnight here, time to get your arses into gear if you want to submit anymore mutant PETZ!

I don't think Malaysia is far behind us in time.

[Giggy]

Hey! I was gonna present some cake! now I have to wear a silly dress with a stuffed bra to make sure I fit it properly!
Anyway, I'm going to go to bed, I'll submit my stuff tomorrow before the rugby sevens

[Jelenedra]

I R beginning da judging! Yay for Malyasian Time. It makes me first! 

Honorable Mention:



I think it's cute. It's got a very Ryo-Ohki Tenchi flair to it.

Third Place:

LOL this kitty is so happy!! pls download and rate.

Because, seriously, it looks like it's planning on eating my soul.

Second Place


Mubbleclump. Seriously. He'll eat you if you don't agree.

And last but not least, First Place goes to:



It's feasted on the flesh of so many living creatures it has gotten all blocked up. Seriously WTF is in it's mouth?

[witch]

It's the thought of having to look at all of them again I find so deterring! 

I'll be on to it shortly.

Good calls Jelenedra, made me shudder all over again.

[Giggy]

Umm isn't this Mr Pineapple?
Jelenedra that's a completely different animal you've submitted however good choices

[Jelenedra]

Bwah! I told you I'd be bad at this! 

[Giggy]

*Evil grin* tee hee hee!

[snowbawl]

*pokes her head in

Oh...hai...yoda dog and Corpso...also that smash-mouth Agent Marijauna dog that LaLa picked.

*leaves quickly before anyone notices

[Jelenedra]

I fixeded it.

Also, I tried not to go with animals that still kinda looked like animals... Kinda. There were a couple of the demonic looking ones I wanted to go for, but I went with pure, "OH GOD!" factor.

[witch]

Snowbawl, we expect MOAR from you. Proper rankings, pics and a display of your guest judge status pls. 

Here goes me. 

Extra honourable mention for unbearable cuteness: The Fawn from Gwill.


Third place: Saucerhead from Jadis
Because I don't know how they did it but I love this deformation.


Second place: Mosquito cat from MadameUgly
'Cos I really quite like it, inventive if nothing else. Would make a good familiar.


First place: Corpso from eenaleor
Picked on sheer ugliness and accompanying sad story.



Thanks to everyone that participated this month. 

[snowbawl]

I apologize, but as a "guest judge", I did not think I was really judging, hence the lack of decorum.  If I ever am to be guest judge again, I will follow the...rules(?).

[Giggy]

I am a guest judge for this contest


*Badge by Witch*
Honorable mention:
Mr Pineapple by Klinny

Basically he is AWESOME! I mean who wouldn't want a cute kitteh like that?!

Third Place: Mosquito Cat by Madame Ugly

WTF is that suppose to be?! it looks like one of those weird pokemon from outerspace!

Second Place: This weird dog whom I have forgotten the name of by Agent 420 (Agent Marijuana)

Marijuana dude has the weirdest imagination ever, why is it eating itself!

First Place: Corpso by eenaleor

Corpso, they got that bit right but *Shudder* It's disgusting *Pokes it with a stick*

Also congrats to judges for choices except Snowbawl for phailing at judging unless she is going to edit his post and do it again?

[Liveangel]

Giggy, last time I checked, Snowbawl was a girl.

JUDGES: Jelenedra, Liveangel, Poofs.

I has Judging panel again!!1one! Yay!

Cats:

Honourable Mention: Godivian. A ninja of a cat that will kill Ketchup in her sleep.

Third Place: Elvis cat. LMAO, Jadis.

Second Place: Mubbleclump. Again, Jadis. Perhaps Mr. Pineapple had liposuction and was painted by Children! under the age of six?

First Place: omg [un]happy kitty, nominated by sloppyhousewife. I don't need to explain why.


Dogs:

Honourable mention:Heavy metal goatee a la Anthrax/System Of A Down. Katze. The poor thing's ears were mutilated.

Third Place: The Psychotic Demon Dog. Morigale. I propose dissection! For science! - VG Cats.

Second Place: Yoda dog. Again, Katze. He looks more like the dog shown below than Yoda.

First Place: Corpso. Nominated by eenaleor. Same reason as omg unhappy kitty.


DO NOT WANT. EYE BLEACH TIME.

[witch]

JUDGES: Jelenedra, Liveangel, Poofs.

BTW: Just in case anyone thinks I have gone a bit schizo about this judging bizo, those names for judging in the first post were not put there by me. I was running a poll for judges, which is why we have guest ones as well this month. I presume JM put the names in the first post, however I didn't wish to let down the judges from the poll, so this month we have lots of judges. 

Liveangel, smart idea to do dogs and cats separately, we get to dwell on even MOAR awfulness all over again.

[asthehind]

So... What's this month's contest?

[witch]

I guess that'll be up to Gwill, el Presidente or general peasant revolts. 

[Giggy]

Now where's assmittens?

[witch]

Last night she PM'd me to say she would do it in her tomorrow.