January More Awful Than You! Pets, pets, pets...

[Ketchup]

I was thinking it looked more like a dingo and got worried that it would take my baby.  Oh, wait, I don't have a baby...

Yeah, I better sleep with one eye open from now on.

[kacoshiajewl]

Lol I thinks it's rather adorible same with the fawn /\_/\

[jim]

I love those sheep/dogs! They are not awful at all.

That's sheep's a Bedlington terrier, that's trodden in something unfortunate.

[morriganrant]

I saw one small dog breed that looked like a little lamb. It was much cuter than the big sheep.

Pssst. It's a Bedlington terrier. They are pretty cute and damn good guard dogs.

[Ellatrue]

FUFFY!

[morriganrant]

That's sheep's a Bedlington terrier, that's trodden in something unfortunate.

O_o ...You know, I know that when I made that post, it didn't tell me that a post had be made by someone else. Strange.

[seveneleven]

I wonder if his ears are different lengths or is it just me.

Was anyone else reminded of a heavy metal goatee a la Anthrax/System Of A Down, or do I need new glasses?

[Insanity Prelude]

Now that you put it that way it *does* kind of look like one.

[nekonoai]

Holy Jesus on a Hatrack! What is WRONG with people?

[Giggy]

I kinda miss the fucked up stories contest.

However the pets contests made me laugh a lot, with these whacky entries

[witch]

Speaking of PETZ - we need MOAR!111

MOAR PETZ PLS!             MOAR PETZ PLS!                   MOAR PETZ PLS!
We only have five days to go...

[Morigale]

Moar pets? Here!


The Cow

It's really kind of creepy to try and make dogs that look like herbivorous animals. I mean, imagine seeing a normal, if lumpy, cow wander around and then stop to gnaw on a bone and eat a hamburger someone forgot to clean up. It's like 'Night of the Living Cow' or something.


The Dragon

Dragons are a little more understandable, but this guy doesn't really look like a dragon. Swamp dragon, maybe, but I'd say he's more of a mutated rhinoceros than anything.


The Psychotic Demon Dog

 Yeah, I'd be psychotic too if I didn't have room for any organs. I have to give her credit for actually giving it a snarling face; the times I tried that I got 'Smiley, the happy dog of happiness' instead.

[witch]

Oh those are excellent! You're right about the green one, I reckon hippo rhino too.  (D'oh!)

[Celery]

*shudders*

All these pets are just plain awful.

[kutto]

I'm actually acquainted with a cow, Herman, who thinks he is a dog. He frolics around as if he were one and he plays fetch. Don't know about the meat eating, though.

[Katze]

Here is Yoda for your viewing pleasure.

Description on exchange: He kind of looks like yoda. If you squint your eyes and tilt your head to the left.


I don't think he looks anything like Yoda.

[morriganrant]

Description on exchange: He kind of looks like yoda. If you squint your eyes and tilt your head to the left.

*tilts head and squints*
Looks like a skeleton with ears to me. Maybe if we take something illegal first?

[Khan of Wyrms]

I don't think he looks anything like Yoda.

Looking like Yoda he may be, if doing lots of drugs you are.  Hmm?  Yes!

[MrsH]

Doesn't work for me either.  And because I'm extremely fair-minded, I gave it the benefit of the doubt and tilted my head both left and right.  With and without my glasses.

Not Yoda unless Yoda has an alternate persona we know nothing about.

[Giggy]

Here is Yoda for your viewing pleasure.

Description on exchange: He kind of looks like yoda. If you squint your eyes and tilt your head to the left.


I don't think he looks anything like Yoda.

Erm, he looks like Mr Posquasho Head than a Yoda

[ebonyspiral]

Misfit

This kitty has a beautiful multicolored coat of orange, white,yellow,gray, and black, a great personality-and he's looking for a new home for the holidays! Won't you be the one to adopt him?

Did his previous owner spill a bucket of bleach over him? Or was he attacked with a can 'o snow?

[Lyra]

I quite like Misfit, actually. He's cute.

[Giggy]

Misfit

This kitty has a beautiful multicolored coat of orange, white,yellow,gray, and black, a great personality-and he's looking for a new home for the holidays! Won't you be the one to adopt him?

Did his previous owner spill a bucket of bleach over him? Or was he attacked with a can 'o snow?

The coat looks like multicoloured poo, the legs are unnaturally thin as though they are sticks, the eyes completely scare the crap out of me, yeah, it's only cute when it's growling at you.

[ebonyspiral]

The cats coat looks like multicoloured poo and the legs are unnaturally thin like sticks

Oh yeah... I knew there was something else bugging me about this cat, and now I realise it's his front legs. Too long and skinny for a plump body.

[FireFlyNine]

Those eyes . . . what do they remind me of?
*runs to photobucket
CARLA NIVEN!



THE EYES! THEY BURN!