January More Awful Than You! Pets, pets, pets...

[witch]

FireFlyNine's great idea of:

More Awful Than You Pets!

You know the drill by now, rules copypasta'd to follow. Find us the ugliest, most unadoptable pets you've seen. We want the freaks and the mutants of the animal world, including horses, chooks or anything else purported to be a pet.

Pretty plainly pets are preferred, pending 'pproval from the Presidente.

Rules:
1. It must be a real item. Item must not be made by you or anyone on your site. No, you may not create an awful entry just for this purpose.
2. Item must be have been created BEFORE this contest! No creating an awful item just to win!
3. It must be from a real site. Somebody's Angelfryer or Geoshitties page is not a real site. Bonus points if it's a paysite!
4. It must be awful. The most awful winning entry will be chosen by a panel of selected judges and the winner will be awarded a free month's subscription.
5. Items must be submitted by the deadline, the end of the month, Server Time.
6. Submissions must be posted here, with pictures. Show off the awfulness! Bonus points if the screenshots were from the site of the item itself, meaning it looks bad even in the propaganda photos!
7. Carla Niven is disqualified. We already know he'd win. Besides, Freewebs is not a real site.

Judges will be shanghaied along the way, rules might change as we see fit.
And just because an item is technically disqualified doesn't mean you can't post a picture for us to point and laugh at.

So get to it, Bounty Hunters!

JUDGES: Jelenedra, Liveangel, Poofs.

[witch]

Just to start this off, here's a pet I made for RainbowTigress. It's disqualified because it's my own, but I reckon it's pretty damn ugly. 

[Emma]

I nominate Evi's Smiling Cat because it freaks me out....



TSR-Suscriber crap. I might add more pets as I find them.

This is my ugliest pet I've made (and therefore disqualified) but the ugliness was intentional. I have more pets on my simpage so feel free to browse through and nom any of them My daughter made the Halloween pets though-not me.

[sloppyhousewife]

I nominate this thing from the Exchange for the WTF category:

LOL this kitty is so happy!! pls download and rate.

I didn't download, but I rated it

[witch]

I'll just bet you rated it! 

[Lorelei]

I didn't download, but I rated it

*SHRIEK!*

Zomg, what IS that?

[sloppyhousewife]

*SHRIEK!*

Zomg, what IS that?

I forgot to mention that it's meant to be a cat:

Species: Cat
Size: Small
Breed: omg happy kitty
Fur Type: Flowing

I'll just bet you rated it! 

Well, it didn't say "rate high"

[simsfreq]

The poor thing looks anything but happy - more to me. This is like people in real life who breed dogs with squashed up "cute" (ugly) faces so badly they can't even breathe. Ugh. I hate people who call themselves animal lovers but really are just obsessed with fashion.

[Jess Maree]

That thing is...so...ugh. Emancipated? I've havent seen any pets, but I shall go searching.

[witch]

I think the word you're after is emaciated mate.

[Emma]

That thing is...so...ugh. Emancipated? I've havent seen any pets, but I shall go searching.

I think the word you're after is emaciated mate.

* Emma falls about laughing

That cat is very scary! Mine and yours look really normal now witch

[dvn]

*pokes teh scary happy cat*

Wtf is that thing supposed to be?  I nearly gagged on my breakfast when I saw it.

Does it even have a mouth?

[eenaleor]

Also from the exchange


I especially love the description:
"Corpso is a deformed greyhound that has lost part of his face in a tragic car accident ,and is suffering cancer,arthrites and other deadly dieseases..."

[simsfreq]

Oh my freaking god, WHAT?

  Now I seriously am disturbed. Remember the stories/movies more awful than you? That "deformed greyhound after a horiffic accident" is probably worse than all the "I'm in love with my rapist because he gave me OMGTWINZ!!1!2" shit.

By the way, I just realised what that cat thing's "fur" reminds me of. Play doh. All the remnants of different colours that get squished together after you lose the pots.

[Ketchup]

Holy christ on a cracker, that is UGLY! 

Here are a few not-as-disturbing pets I found:

White & Cream "Mutt", anyone?
Looks more like a demented rabbit, if you ask me.



Speaking of demented rabbits...



From "melinorn" at TS2: Tie-Die Kitteh!
S/H/It has plenty of ugliness to choose from, but this one seemed the most fugly to me...

[Jess Maree]

Thanks, Witch. Cheers, mate 1:42AM and still posting!

Good fucking lord. WHAT is up with those emaciated things??

[Emma]

'Corpso' wins. Period. That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life!

[Aner-Dyfan]

10 year old thinking they are great (actually says this in description, well "I think she did a pretty good job for being only 10...a little computer wiz in the making!!!")
http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/pets/cats/401210/


Maybe it's just me but I think the dog got in the way of kids playing with stencils. Note the stars and paint on paws.
http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/pets/dogs/636274/

But then again I fail utterly to that cat? and dog? posted earlier.

Edit:
Forgot the links...

[Jess Maree]

Aww the precious ego of the 10 year old. I reckon and eight year old could do better

What's up with stencil dog? WHO/what comes up with this crap? I never remember being this fucked up...

[sloppyhousewife]

'Corpso' wins. Period.

Seconded. And the name 'Corpso' is just priceless.

Holy christ on a cracker, that is UGLY! 

Here are a few not-as-disturbing pets I found:

White & Cream "Mutt", anyone?
Looks more like a demented rabbit, if you ask me.

Heh. I was very close to nominate this one, but then I stumbled over the omg happy kitty .

[Ketchup]

Heh. I was very close to nominate this one, but then I stumbled over the omg happy kitty .

What's funny/odd is that I was going to nominate happy kitty, but saw you beat me to it.  Great minds think alike, eh?

[Jess Maree]

OMG happy kittie should be right up there. So should Corpso (God I love that name )

[Dark Trepie]

Baby Llama

[Aner-Dyfan]

Trepie! You're no longer at 666 posts (though my useless information book indicated that 666 was a mistranslation, and the actual number of the beast is 636)

[Jadis]

I'm wondering WTF is up with the legs/paws of this dog:


Link: http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/pets/dogs/522819/

I'm sure no rabbit actually looks like this:

(Just looks like a dog with big paws and long ears to me)

Link: http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/pets/dogs/500614/

This one made me lol:

Who knew cats could be Elvis-impersonators?

Link: http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/pets/cats/404201/

This one, too:



Link: http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=218042

Though I'm not sure the first one or the two last ones qualify, since they're meant to be weird. I still wanted to share them, though.

Question about the rules: Do the entries still count if they're supposed to be weird? And does it count if they're based on, say, cartoon characters?