More Awful Than You! December: 'tis the season!

[Jadis]

Back on topic:
(image of granny skankwear removed)
Xmas Special: Bodysuits for elders

Wow.  I thought the ass crack as candy cane warmer outfit was going to be hard to beat but. . .

Even the founder of my whore house wouldn't wear that (when she gets to elder).

That's not the only skanky Christmas-outfit for elders Gobbie's got, either. And there are some for your teens and adults as well.

[MiaHaglund]

 as Thanksgiving goes- they don't have it in Germany, or Finland, or anywhere else in Europe as far as I could tell when I was living there. Why would the Europeans be celebrating a holiday so specific to the New World?Ellatrue, we do celebrate thanksgiving, tacksägelsedagen(translate: say thanks day) in Sweden, Europa, but it's a religous thing, and has nothing to do with the traditional thanksgiving.
Bye for now MiaH

[Gwill]

I know there has been some kind of European tradition like thanksgiving, but it's more like an autumn festival, mostly celebrated in places with a lot of agriculture.  Which explains why we don't have it in Norway; it doesn't take a whole festival to say "Oh, great! More fucking potatoes."

[eevilcat]

I know there has been some kind of European tradition like thanksgiving, but it's more like an autumn festival, mostly celebrated in places with a lot of agriculture.  Which explains why we don't have it in Norway; it doesn't take a whole festival to say "Oh, great! More fucking potatoes."

I remember there was some sort of harvest thanksgiving festival at church when I was a kid and forced to go to Sunday school. It was around the end of summer, beginning of autumn. I think we used to take some edible goods along for redistribution amongst the poor.

[asthehind]

You mean the Harvest Festival? That's always around the end of August/beginning of September. It's a religious festival to give thanks for the food we eat (I suppose there might be more agricultural references in rural areas, but where I live it tends to be a celebration of food in general). In my town we always brought food which was displayed in the church just before and during the service, and afterwards it's distributed to local charities, often the homeless shelter that the crap city council doesn't want to support.

[angelyne]

more skanky (but well made) X-mas gear



Hi Santa, is that a gift in your pocket or are just happy to see me.

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/sets/clothing/624806/

[Lyra]

Now if only it looked like that in-game.

[Assmitten]

Yeah, if it's well-made, I thought it was not so good for this contest. Don't we want stuff that looks like someone's been sprayed with flocking?

[witch]

I can't see what the one on the right is wearing, is she a giant? Or just Barbie proportioned?

[Ellatrue]

I think tasteless certainly counts. But after the candy-cane asscrack, mere tastelessness simply isn't enough to WIN.

[FireFlyNine]

To win this contest, you need to take shitiness that extra mile. BTW, what is supporting chick number 3's bewbes? No way that tiny strip of fabric is supporting those. Ten bucks says their's a tiny red string painted across the back.
Must hunt for crap!

[witch]

Yay for the silly hat season FireFlyNine, you can haz be part of the crowd.

[J. M. Pescado]

To win this contest, you need to take shitiness that extra mile. BTW, what is supporting chick number 3's bewbes? No way that tiny strip of fabric is supporting those. Ten bucks says their's a tiny red string painted across the back.

I don't think ANYTHING is supporting them, and the purpose of the top is not really "support" at all, but simply to avoid indecency. Not that the outfit can be considered decent. Fortunately, boobs don't fall off merely because nothing supports them.

[Gwill]

Well-made entries are fine if they are absurd enough.

[Jadis]

A pair of "X-mas slacks" that are so badly made I can't say what's supposedly X-mas about them, and the pictures were all this bad:



(The top looks more Christmasy to me than those pants do).
Created by Novaline, MTS2. Description says:
"Going for x-mas the winter will be over us so why not download a nice pair of slacks"
Link:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=100781


For those who want a Christmas (sim) ho-ho-ho:



It's not that bad, but what's up with the blurry stuff around the waist?
By playgirl, MTS2. Link:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=211938

[sloppyhousewife]

[Disturbing slacks pic]
"Going for x-mas the winter will be over us so why not download a nice pair of slacks"

Why not, indeed - if you want to scare Santa away. And to further traumatise him, download the model as well. Ewwww.

[witch]

I have to say, the model looks really pissed off about it. 

[MadameUgly]

I have to say, the model looks really pissed off about it. 

She also looks like she just trampled a bunch of roaches.  Or maybe they saw her pants and took their own lives.

[Iolanthe]

Personally, I think this hair is pretty dreadful.  AND it's pay.



http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/sets/238555/

The tendrils look like plastic springs (in fact, they remind me strangely of comb binders).  Also, they fall bizarrely from the bottom of the bun.  It's obviously not animated, either.

[eevilcat]

A pair of "X-mas slacks" that are so badly made I can't say what's supposedly X-mas about them, and the pictures were all this bad:

I find the model even more disturbing than the trousers. She must have conehead DNA to get a forehead that high and the scowl is worthy of Pescado.

[neriana]

The tendrils look like plastic springs (in fact, they remind me strangely of comb binders).  Also, they fall bizarrely from the bottom of the bun.  It's obviously not animated, either.

It's also by Chaz, which means the textures all look like the Sim got very bad highlights. The brown appears to have green streaks in it.

[J. M. Pescado]

I find the model even more disturbing than the trousers. She must have conehead DNA to get a forehead that high and the scowl is worthy of Pescado.

Hey, that chick isn't bad. I like the scowl and forehead. Eyes a little TOO close together, though.

[caterpillar]

The tendrils look like plastic springs (in fact, they remind me strangely of comb binders).  Also, they fall bizarrely from the bottom of the bun.  It's obviously not animated, either.

It's also by Chaz, which means the textures all look like the Sim got very bad highlights. The brown appears to have green streaks in it.

I especially loved this quote in the description on the site:
This hair is enchanted with the whole glamourous and christmasy look.

Enchanted hair? I would think animating the hair would be easier than enchanting it, lol.

[MrsH]

I'm this close to creating a special hell dimension for bad Townies.  It will be forever winter and they will be forced to wear those clothes and walk past decorated cows for the rest of their simmie lives ...  Jan Tellerman will eternally walk around with that candy cane stuck to her bum. 

All these threads tend to inspire me with those kinds of feelings, but this one is a bit extra special.

[Leticron]

I love that video. The guy who did that is an electrical engineer, I think, and he had the light show play at set times so as not to disturb the neighbors too much. The music was broadcast over the radio during those times.

That was quite awesome (I don't want to see his electric bill either). And yes he was "shut down" in 2005 within a week after a his display caused a traffic accident.
Certainly not my (as a former  European) idea of christmas.
 But I sure give him credits for making the "Trans Siberian Orchestra" known to me 

This display was the work of Carson Williams, a Mason, Ohio, electrical engineer who spent about three hours sequencing the 88 Light-O-Rama channels that controlled the 16,000 Christmas lights in the 2004 version of his annual holiday lighting spectacular. His 2005 display included over 25,000 lights that he spent nearly two months and $10,000 to hook up. So that the Williams' neighbors wouldn't be disturbed by constant noise, viewers driving by the house were informed by signs to tune in to a signal broadcast over a low-power FM radio station to hear the musical accompaniment

HERE you can see his 2006 Display on YouTube

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