More Awful Than You! November: "Fucked up Make-up!"

[asthehind]

Rehosted image:

Oh. Good. God.

[floopyboo]

Ok, so it's supposed to be creepy.  Does anybody else feel sorry for the baby the amazing Sussi's going to be devoting herself to from now on?

I have those in my game. The lipsticks are quite effective, a great addition to bruno's violence makeup. The spooky eye makeups have their purpose with supernatural creatures, especially in a post-apocalyptic themed hood. They're very well made.

Maybe not your cup of tea, but hardly a fail on the level of the submissions that precede & follow yours.

*Edit: Fucking typos!

[scheherazade]

One of the many lovely choices from Sim Chic. These are "subscriber only" by the way. Eeeewwww.

Edit: For those who can't see it.
http://www.simchic.com/i/Image/Catalog/2638_MVS_GlitterCoutureMakeup.jpg
I'm leaching the image from simchic, so that may be the problem.

edit2: Hmmm, odd, it worked earlier when i added it. The Link works like it should now.

I think it looks like a kid left their crayons out in the sun and then smeared the resulting mess on their eyelids. Yuck! 

[Gwill]

This was just posted at MTS2, so it's disqualified as a late entry, but I thought it worth pointing and laughing at.

[floopyboo]

One of the many lovely choices from Sim Chic. These are "subscriber only" by the way. Eeeewwww.

Edit: For those who can't see it.
http://www.simchic.com/i/Image/Catalog/2638_MVS_GlitterCoutureMakeup.jpg
I'm leaching the image from simchic, so that may be the problem.

edit2: Hmmm, odd, it worked earlier when i added it. The Link works like it should now.

I'm still getting a 403 from that image link. Could you rehost please?

[morriganrant]

I'm still getting a 403 from that image link. Could you rehost please?

Weird, I link it, I test it, I leave and then it doesn't work again. Venusy reposted it, you can't see that one either?

[photo]

floopyboo, are you on a computer thats work or school related? on a college network perhaps? that could be the problem...

[Gwill]

Weird, I link it, I test it, I leave and then it doesn't work again. Venusy reposted it, you can't see that one either?

It's probably a form of hotlinking block.  The images will only show if you first visit the main page.

[J. M. Pescado]

Get Refcontrol for Furryfox, it does anti-anti-hotlinking, so you can hotlink again. Also fixes it so they can't spy on where you come from.

[floopyboo]

I can see the one venusy reposted. Wish I couldn't.

Didn't realise they were the same submission.

[Venusy]

Weird, I link it, I test it, I leave and then it doesn't work again. Venusy reposted it, you can't see that one either?

It's probably a form of hotlinking block.  The images will only show if you first visit the main page.

Exactly. Except they've fucked it up so bad that the "YOU ARE A BANDWIDTH THIEF" image is also blocked, tries to redirect the request back to the same image, fails again, and repeats in a constant loop. Although now it only seems to give a 403 error instead.

Oddly, they've left their image directory open. I wonder what will happen if a couple of people run DownThemAll! on it...

Get Refcontrol for Furryfox, it does anti-anti-hotlinking, so you can hotlink again. Also fixes it so they can't spy on where you come from.

RefControl will work, but only if everyone uses it. Since not everyone is using Firefox, this is an unrealistic expectation, and so it's easier just to rehost it if some site decides to have a stupid policy (copy broken image URL, go to favourite image hosting site, select web URL, paste, upload, link).

[Gwill]

Oddly, they've left their image directory open. I wonder what will happen if a couple of people run DownThemAll! on it...

Let's try and find out!

[MrsH]

This was just posted at MTS2, so it's disqualified as a late entry, but I thought it worth pointing and laughing at.

Soooo.  I've hideously burned or ulcerated my lips and I'm absolutely going to cover them with lip gloss because that will make it all better.  Is this the reasoning behind these creations?  Pointing and laughing, but slightly bewildered by the oddness.

[Assmitten]

Eczema is no laughing matter.

[witch]

NO! Hurts when you laugh.

[floopyboo]

more info required for that last submission. like a url. And a pic of the ugliness. The lippy is a bit boring perhaps, but not particularly noteworthy in it's fucked-upedness.

[FireFlyNine]

Yes, the pesants demand MOAR FUCKAGE!

[Hejira]

LUCKY DUE!

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/costume/226305/

this dude is lucky enough that when he came out of the room he was filled with kisses

That's not herpes?!?

ETA: Oh God, I ask for your salvation...only because I can't find the Clorox for my eyes. Okay, so Solestri already mentioned this one, which relieves me somewhat. It would be a crime against our collective souls if it took six pages for this one to be found.

Again, I will let the creator of this...makeup...speak for their abomincreation:

A beautiful costume makeup consisting of blue facepaint, red blush, dramatic eyes, and a medley of diamonds.

Can anyone see the diamonds on her face? I can clearly see the ejaculate...

ETA2:

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/costume/186731/

WHO THE FUCK PUTS PEPPERONI ON THEIR FACE?

It's very well done, IMO, but it's still fucked up because it's PEPPERONI ON YOUR FACE.

[Lyra]

LUCKY DUE!

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/costume/226305/

this dude is lucky enough that when he came out of the room he was filled with kisses

That's not herpes?!?

Fairy kisses, obviously 

Even though they look like badly-done spots from here.

[asthehind]

ETA2:

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/costume/186731/

WHO THE FUCK PUTS PEPPERONI ON THEIR FACE?

It's very well done, IMO, but it's still fucked up because it's PEPPERONI ON YOUR FACE.

That looks like another nasty skin condition to me...

[Strangel]

ETA2:

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/costume/186731/

WHO THE FUCK PUTS PEPPERONI ON THEIR FACE?

It's very well done, IMO, but it's still fucked up because it's PEPPERONI ON YOUR FACE.

That looks like another nasty skin condition to me...

Comes in handy for a Simification of the movie Leonard Part Six, though.. -snerk-

[jolrei]

That looks like another nasty skin condition to me...

Combined with the lips, you too can have the plague in your own TS2 neighbourhood.

* jolrei goes off humming ring around the rosie...*

[Hejira]

Fairy kisses, obviously 

Even though they look like badly-done spots from here.

You know what they reminded me of? You know those felt-tip pens that have a shape for the tip so you can stamp these cute little shapes on your paper?

There's always one with a lips shape. It looks like someone tried to stab him in the face, but grabbed the lips texta instead of a knife.

ETA: Will someone fucking stop me from trawling the archives of TSR? I'm masochistic enough to willingly watch Bloodrayne...again...but this is too much!


http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/lipstick/88929/


http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/lipstick/88451/


http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/lipstick/88926/

And there are clones of all of these lipsticks, but these were the worst of the worst.

[Giggy]

Mismatched lipstick, yellow tinfoil lips and a poorly made lips to try and resemble stripes.
TSR stuff must be disqualified next competition these are fugly as hell.

Edited to stop the eye soaring pain coming from my eyeballs and to stop people from going blind

[witch]

Gigge, just talk back to the other poster, you don't need to repeat all the pictures - spare us please! Now we need double-strength eye-bleach.