More Awful Than You! November: "Fucked up Make-up!"

[Emma]

Apart from the Courtney Love one, I really like those lipsticks Gwill I would go and download but MTS2 is offline for a bit. I have loads of bruno's stuff in-game, but managed to miss those lipsticks. They look very well made and will do for my slutty sims

[Zazazu]

Used to piss me off to no end back when I used to submit there (everything I had there I pulled, I believe, shortly after I found about the paysite debate).

Wait, what?  There's a way to remove one's content from TSR?  When did this happen?

This was quite a few months ago...maybe in April? Anyways, I went on another account and reported files as broken, then had the option to remove them on my submitter account.

[BastDawn]

Her profile page sheds more light that she probably wants it to, and also shows her "hott rainbow skins". Gah. Please tell me this is disqualified for being the elaborate joke of someone who isn't really that vapid.

That's got to be a joke.

Oh god, I nearly died laughing.    The profile picture is hilarious too.

[Zazazu]

Ok. What about these:

From Simchic, Wild Lash CatWalk Set by MariaVs.

Wild? Pffft. Looks like she glued fur to her eyes. And that's lower-lid eyeshadow taken to new extremes.

FYI: If you are getting a broken image, it's because I'm hotlinking the image. SimChic is a paysite, so screw them.

[Emma]

Looks like she has tarantula legs for eyelashes

[Strangel]

it's not been arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!ed yet. oh well.

Damn.. I was thinking along the same lines as you, Floopy.. they look like they'd work nicely in a cyberhood.

[angelyne]

Her profile page sheds more light that she probably wants it to, and also shows her "hott rainbow skins". Gah. Please tell me this is disqualified for being the elaborate joke of someone who isn't really that vapid.

That's got to be a joke.

I've decided that this is a clever parody.  Because I don't want to live in a world where someone like that exist, no manner what her age is.  You won't change my mind. So there.   Nahnahnahnahnah <sticks fingers in ears>

EDIT Hey!  I just got an idea.  We should start a free account on TRS and/or use someone's on TS2, and write incredibly bad stories in twelvese.

[Liveangel]

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Holy out-of-proportion crap.

I must confess that I've now put these in my game and they actually look pretty good on pale and replacement alien skintones on normal mouths. It's just the artist used a model for the picture that looks like they've been smacked around the mouth a few times. Or perhaps the cosmetic surgeon missed the top lip with the collagen injector and gave the bottom one a double trout pout.

They look good in-game? Strange, usually the propaganda photos don't do those things justice.

I love bruno's work, and I know this is intentional (I even have them in my game for those slutty sims), but still:
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http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=230061

Gotta love the Courtney Love one. 

I said "These are beautiful; perfect for my romance sims! The Courtney Love one is hilarious!" and this time, I meant it. Thanks, Gwill, now I can poke fun at celebrities. 

[Solestri]

From one creator on TSR, we have both Diamonds and Blue and Black Angel Eyes, the second of which is the worst preview picture I've ever seen. I can't even tell what it's supposed to look like. Does this mean I have to (*shudder*) put this thing into my game? 


Also, here's an eyeshadow/eyebrow/lipgloss combo from Peggy:

Horray, it's the cocaine fairy!

[antitheftmilk]

I haven't seen this posted yet.




From http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/SetID_419236/

And, according to the creator, it is the 'perfect eyeshadow'.

[baratron]

And, according to the creator, it is the 'perfect eyeshadow'.

Perfect for crack whores?

Speaking of which, I saw a most amusing crack whore contest on Insimenator - or more likely, Insimadult. People made terrifying sims and wrote a story about them. It was hilarious!

[Ketchup]

Ever wished your Sims could look like peacocks? (From _alaina @ ModTheSims2)

[asthehind]

The depressing thing is that some of these things are actually quite well made... It's the idea that's crap.

[floopyboo]

Those peacock shadows are quite good - quirky, but good - and the 'perfect eyeshadow' ones would be great in a zombie apocalypse kinda way. I mean I personally wouldn't put it on a self-sim, but there are plenty of zombies who would apply their eyeshadow like that.... I don't think I'd get the entire set though - just the green, the grey & the pink, I think would be right for a bug spirit,  azombie, or a BTL junkie.


I have thought about this way too hard. I think that a winner in this competition would have to be utter crap & totally without merit. And, glee me, I get to be the judge of that!


*Please forgive any typos, I have no fucking depth perception as I'm wearing an eyepatch today. Arrr!

[spambi]

What do you have to put under your pillow to get a visit from the cocaine fairy?

My nominations --

Red carpet lashes from Lanebran at Sapphiresims -- http://sapphiresims2.com/showthread.php?t=25548
These remind me of that toy where you use a magnet to fashion metal shavings into hair and facial hair on a cartoon face. It wasn't much of a toy.


http://sapphiresims2.com/showthread.php?t=25513
Yes, another set of overly glossy lip glosses. I thought these deserved a mention, though, since you can see the reflection of practically a whole photo studio in the bottom lip.

[Giggy]

http://sapphiresims2.com/showthread.php?t=25513
Yes, another set of overly glossy lip glosses. I thought these deserved a mention, though, since you can see the reflection of practically a whole photo studio in the bottom lip.

WTF? it's too shiny, I need eye bleach

Anyway, with most of the creations that were submitted, I find that eye bleach isn't necessary or it might be me.
I can only find those that were poorly made or were made by 12 year olds.
Can we do something craptastic next month eg Crappy christmas objects or something simular I feel as though this contest isn't working.

[Gwill]

Can we do something craptastic next month eg Crappy christmas objects or something simular I feel as though this contest isn't working.

Point noted.  Christmas theme requested.

[MadameUgly]

From im a disaster (really, that's their name) at MTS2:  http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=158882


And that's supposed to be BETTER than maxis makeup?

Now this (from PhantasyGurl at MTS2) is more a WTF item (and as such may not be elligible) but I had to share:



Fo shizzel my simmel.  Getcha grillz on.

[Celery]

Now this (from PhantasyGurl at MTS2) is more a WTF item (and as such may not be elligible) but I had to share:



Fo shizzel my simmel.  Getcha grillz on.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! My eyes!  Wheres the goggles?

[Jelenedra]

But they do nothing!

[Annan]

[uknortherner]

That girl's profile claims she is 12. I'm not buying it. I don't know what possessed me to read one of her stories, but it sure reminds me of "da stuf in da july thred" with netspeak included.

dis is britteny she lives on her own in plesentview. her mom died wen she was just 4 and her dad left she had 2 grow up on her own and she is now 19

WTF? How on earth can a four-year cook, clean, do grocery shopping, earn money to buy food et cetera on her own? Where are the Social Workers? Anyway, point is she is a child on her own planet. Of course someone who likes Miss Hilton does. Not. Have. Any. IQ. Points.

She must be some sort of sick joke, right?

There's no way that profile of hers is real, is there? And what's with all that garish rainbow crap, anyway - rainbow skin, lips...

And why is there always a link between people who demand that I "rate high", and content that is so universally crap, it is actually a crime against humanity to view them? 

If only there was a way to rate that crap on TSR.

[morriganrant]

If only there was a way to rate that crap on TSR.

If they did a set up like that, that was in anyway useful for weeding out all the crap and getting rid of it, they wouldn't have a free section. Then they couldn't defend themselves nearly as much by saying "we are charging for server use" or whatever their spiel is.

I agree, this stuff is not nearly craptastic enough. I could see a use for the perfect eyeshadow, in a horror theme, but they aren't that bad. I have some of the lipsticks shown and they aren't that bad in game, like the ones liveangel submitted, they are actually quite nice, they look really good on my goth sims ...which is most of them.

I think the grillz have my vote though, Ugh, the colors.

[Giggy]

Now this (from PhantasyGurl at MTS2) is more a WTF item (and as such may not be elligible) but I had to share:



Fo shizzel my simmel.  Getcha grillz on.

Gah! my eyes, wheres my eye bleach!

[Jadis]

I don't know about you guys, but I hate lipstick that would be better suited as clown-make-up. Here's an example or four of what I mean by that (though the red doesn't look that bad here, I bet it does in-game):






They're by Crazyfoolgaf at MTS2. Oh, and they're called Fatal Kiss Lipsticks.

ETA: Link:http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=239264