More Awful Than You! November: "Fucked up Make-up!"

[floopyboo]

Did he henna his eyes or something?

[Venusy]

Mmkay, I checked the rules this time   And I have some treats for you. 

1. High Fashion Shadow.  Well, they got the high part right.



2. Couture Sequin Set.  Looks like a colorful black eye.



All of the fucking crappy ass makeup is from Glamsim.com.  And for a whopping $4.95 a month! Oh joy *rolls eyes*

Glamsim appears to have anti-hotlink protection, given that visiting the URLs of those images leads to http://www.glamsim.com/images/links/Theft.gif (which doesn't actually work, Firefox gives a "website is redirecting in a way that will never complete" error).

[angelyne]

Not the worst I've seen, but who would wear that in real life.  And some of Xandher stuff is very nice.  Dunno what happened here.

[J. M. Pescado]

Glamsim appears to have anti-hotlink protection, given that visiting the URLs of those images leads to http://www.glamsim.com/images/links/Theft.gif (which doesn't actually work, Firefox gives a "website is redirecting in a way that will never complete" error).

Heh, probably because the antitheft image is similarly blocked. I have anti-anti-hotlink protection, though.

Get RefControl for Furryfox: Anti-anti-hotlink protection! Huzzah!

[floopyboo]

Not the worst I've seen, but who would wear that in real life.  And some of Xandher stuff is very nice.  Dunno what happened here.

I don't know. It's technically proficient & it fits a genre - 80's/glam. It'd probably find a home in my cyberpunk game. So with that in mind, could you provide a link?

[Gwill]

Well, it will be great for those Down Syndrome Sims... 

[Celery]

Heres one from TSR:


yeah, thats what everyone wants, big red circles around their eyes.

[FireFlyNine]

Wow, I'm honored. My sugestion actually made it! I must find MOAR crap for the hoards now.

[angelyne]

Not the worst I've seen, but who would wear that in real life.  And some of Xandher stuff is very nice.  Dunno what happened here.

I don't know. It's technically proficient & it fits a genre - 80's/glam. It'd probably find a home in my cyberpunk game. So with that in mind, could you provide a link?

If you say so.  To each their own I guess.  Here the link http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/sets/makeup/601771/.  Let me know if you also need the files

Xandher made some very nice evening dresses.

[floopyboo]

it's not been arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!ed yet. oh well.

[Celery]

Heres a horrible one from the old section of TSR: 


And another one thats even worse:


Oddly, they both have the same description.  But they're not pay.   
The most WTF part, however, is that the first one has 736 downloads, and the second one has 1237 downloads.  WHY

[WriterTina]

This doesn't beat those eyeshadows (I'm not sure anything beats those eyeshadows) but the first thing I thought of when I saw the topic was these plastic lips I thought were just shiny until I looked closer:



(PinkGirl12@MTS, "Pretty Kiss" lips)

[Zazazu]

The most WTF part, however, is that the first one has 736 downloads, and the second one has 1237 downloads.  WHY

Some people seem to need to have every single item out there. Used to piss me off to no end back when I used to submit there (everything I had there I pulled, I believe, shortly after I found about the paysite debate). I had this -in my opinion- gorgeous hotel up for download, and some craptastic rectangular building with no interior wallpaper and a plain roof had almost as many downloads.

I seriously have never seen anyone in real life with eyeshadow on their lower lid. I don't get this trend. It makes eyes look too raccoon-like. It's nearly enough to make me get off my ass and make my own makeup.

[FireFlyNine]

Those are more like eyeshad-owws.

[CrabOfDoom]

Woo, I have a submission!
From 'parisrox' on TSR:



I have pride flag paintings in my game, but there are limits. A lot of creators on TSR just never seem to notice them.

Her profile page sheds more light that she probably wants it to, and also shows her "hott rainbow skins". Gah. Please tell me this is disqualified for being the elaborate joke of someone who isn't really that vapid.

[neriana]

Her profile page sheds more light that she probably wants it to, and also shows her "hott rainbow skins". Gah. Please tell me this is disqualified for being the elaborate joke of someone who isn't really that vapid.

That's got to be a joke.

[asthehind]

http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/body/makeup/page14in8841items/

What's up with the eyes? 

[MidnightVoyager]

I'm sorry, but ALL lipsticks "with teeth" in this style KILL me. They paint some teeth between the lips.

...and when the Sim opens their mouth, you get the "Shark Effect." Multiple rows of teeth. WTF!?



These in particular strike me as buck-toothed.

[Liveangel]

I hate teeth lipsticks. I have never met anyone who always bare part of their teeth.

Woo, I have a submission!
From 'parisrox' on TSR:
[Snip]
Her profile page sheds more light that she probably wants it to, and also shows her "hott rainbow skins". Gah. Please tell me this is disqualified for being the elaborate joke of someone who isn't really that vapid.

That girl's profile claims she is 12. I'm not buying it. I don't know what possessed me to read one of her stories, but it sure reminds me of "da stuf in da july thred" with netspeak included.

dis is britteny she lives on her own in plesentview. her mom died wen she was just 4 and her dad left she had 2 grow up on her own and she is now 19

WTF? How on earth can a four-year cook, clean, do grocery shopping, earn money to buy food et cetera on her own? Where are the Social Workers? Anyway, point is she is a child on her own planet. Of course someone who likes Miss Hilton does. Not. Have. Any. IQ. Points.

[Image removed]
What's up with the eyes? 

He is the same guy who uploaded plenty of stuff shown at last month's contest.

BTW, whatever happend to "if it's a paysite, hotlink away!"?

Edited to fix typo.

[J. M. Pescado]

That girl's profile claims she is 12. I'm not buying it. I don't know what possessed me to read one of her stories, but it sure reminds me of "da stuf in da july thred" with netspeak included

That sounds pretty 12 to me.

[floopyboo]

It's Duane Dibbley!

[eevilcat]

*Snip* I think we need to select a "winner" in each category - Eeek-worthy Eyes, Lurid Lips, Bruising Blusher and Freaky Facepaint. *Snip*

I second that!

Anyway, TSR has an endless amount of gems, but you knew that already.

Insert caption here, as words phail me. Holy out-of-proportion crap.

ETA caption and to fix typo.

I must confess that I've now put these in my game and they actually look pretty good on pale and replacement alien skintones on normal mouths. It's just the artist used a model for the picture that looks like they've been smacked around the mouth a few times. Or perhaps the cosmetic surgeon missed the top lip with the collagen injector and gave the bottom one a double trout pout.

EDIT: fixed grammar

[Ambular]

Used to piss me off to no end back when I used to submit there (everything I had there I pulled, I believe, shortly after I found about the paysite debate).

Wait, what?  There's a way to remove one's content from TSR?  When did this happen?

[Gwill]

I love bruno's work, and I know this is intentional (I even have them in my game for those slutty sims), but still:


http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=230061

Gotta love the Courtney Love one. 

[SnootCB]

You know, I never thought I'd DL something I found in a More Awful Than You thread, but those do seem perfect for slutty/diva sims.  The Courtney L one is pretty funny, but gross.  I know a vampire that wants that one.