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i have a virgin goat i'll be willing to sacrifice for your help
« on: 2006 October 15, 09:44:17 »
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seeing as the helpful peoples here are so much more awesome than i, i am here to grovel for help. oh please great ones, how do i run my game so that it's in a window and not full screen? i realise this is probably very obvious and seems like a NOOB question. does it involve changing fiddly things? coz if it does i'll be even more losted.

i plead with you all knowing ones, please help a panda in need.
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Re: i have a virgin goat i'll be willing to sacrifice for your help
« Reply #1 on: 2006 October 15, 09:56:51 »
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open up the properties of your desktop shortcut.

at the end of the target line put a -w

it needs to be outside the quotes, and have a space before the -

Easy!

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Re: i have a virgin goat i'll be willing to sacrifice for your help
« Reply #2 on: 2006 October 15, 10:04:21 »
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*hand Ness a fresh virgin goat*

i thank you oh wise one!

*pandagurl bows and scraps and the great Ness' feet*
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« Reply #3 on: 2006 October 15, 10:24:12 »
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Attention K-Mart shoppers!

Excessive grovelling and kissing of feet reserved for El Presidente. He kicks harder.
Also, we do not allow virgin goats to be sacrificed to the peasants. They don't like goats. Too chewy.

Have a nice day.

ETA: Removed potential insult.
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« Reply #4 on: 2006 October 15, 11:09:49 »
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You can use the combination  -w -r1152x864 to set the resolution if the window is too small or big or whatever.
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« Reply #5 on: 2006 October 15, 11:27:02 »
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Attention K-Mart shoppers!

Excessive grovelling and kissing of feet reserved for El Presidente. He kicks harder.
Also, we do not allow virgin goats to be sacrificed to the peasants. They don't like goats. Too chewy.

Have a nice day.

ETA: Removed potential insult.

i'll grovel to who i deem worthy of grovelling, and as of yet that isn't the fearless leader.

Also, if i give the peasants goats, virgin ones or otherwise, they will take them and they WILL like it dammit!
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« Reply #6 on: 2006 October 15, 11:47:59 »
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Sorry...  but you've encountered a cranky, hormonal, sick woman here freaking fertility drugs!

I'm not taking no stinking goat!  And I'm certainly not liking it if I'm forced to!

But apart from that...  glad to have helped with your problem.
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« Reply #7 on: 2006 October 15, 12:03:20 »
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You may as well just keep the virgin goat, Ness. Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: 2006 October 15, 12:10:08 »
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Sorry...  but you've encountered a cranky, hormonal, sick woman here freaking fertility drugs!

I'm not taking no stinking goat!  And I'm certainly not liking it if I'm forced to!

But apart from that...  glad to have helped with your problem.

did i mention this is a homing goat? it knows where you live. *evil laugh*

hey, i understand hormones.
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« Reply #9 on: 2006 October 15, 12:15:11 »
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In my book, sacrificing involves big knives and the ultimate demise of said goat.
Just kill the poor creature already and get it over with!
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« Reply #10 on: 2006 October 15, 12:20:28 »
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I guess I can keep it as a pet...  and if I decide I don't like it, killing it may make me feel better (at least for a little bit!)
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« Reply #11 on: 2006 October 15, 13:02:20 »
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Or you could sell it. Y'never know.
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« Reply #12 on: 2006 October 15, 14:00:45 »
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hey! this is a great goat!  Angry it can tap-dance and speak 3 languages. everyone should have a goat like it
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« Reply #13 on: 2006 October 15, 14:23:12 »
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If everyone had a virgin goat... well, I wonder where they would come from after all?
God blessed virgin birth? Wink
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« Reply #14 on: 2006 October 15, 22:20:03 »
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I depends on the virgin, doesn't it? Virgin 1.5? Virgin 2.0? Will it run on this system? Does it need expansion packs to speak all three languages? Is the goat copyrighted? And does Sir Richard Branson know about this?
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« Reply #15 on: 2006 October 15, 22:38:32 »
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Sir Richard Branson is the father of said goat. it's kind of a cross between him and Bill Gates, so it's a windows compatible goat.
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« Reply #16 on: 2006 October 16, 22:06:12 »
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Sounds likea a very cool goat, however, it being windows compatiable does that mean its gonna need the bloody "windows has found 15 updates to protect your computer" every 3 days? And considering its paternal DNA is a cellulosic ethanol powered goat?
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« Reply #17 on: 2006 October 16, 22:21:48 »
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Don't get Virgin goats. They come with a crap modem that will not work under Linux. And I've seen reports that show conclusively that although said goat can speak three languages, they are all languages no human being could ever understand (Goat, Sheep, and AOLenese (aka BBSpeak)). And it keeps falling off the tap.
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« Reply #18 on: 2006 October 16, 22:39:48 »
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hey, i never said they were useful lanuages! too keep said goat fresh, it scans for updates every half an hour. it does have a great anti-virus however.  Grin
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« Reply #19 on: 2006 October 17, 00:09:49 »
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Don't get Virgin goats. They come with a crap modem that will not work under Linux. And I've seen reports that show conclusively that although said goat can speak three languages, they are all languages no human being could ever understand (Goat, Sheep, and AOLenese (aka BBSpeak)). And it keeps falling off the tap.

Falls off the chair laughing... Grin

hey, i never said they were useful lanuages! too keep said goat fresh, it scans for updates every half an hour. it does have a great anti-virus however.  Grin

Phew..just as well really..

.http://www.sheepandgoat.com/disease.html
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« Reply #20 on: 2006 October 18, 02:27:19 »
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I'll just bet that goat is a virgin just like his father and his father before him.  Grin
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« Reply #21 on: 2006 October 18, 13:51:02 »
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didn't you know that males never loose it?  Grin
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